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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Who is he waving to? The brigade of Secret Service agents assembled to ensure no-one throws a rotten tomato at him?

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

The bare majority of senators who enabled this should be drummed out of office.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Excuse me if this sits behind a pay wall, but I just had to comment that thin isn't always better. It costs more and actually offers less in terms of battery life and camera functionality. I like the heft of my $120 Consumer Cellular Android phone that, uh, works. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/t...

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Apple Introduces New, Slimmer iPhone

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Laughing so hard tears are pouring from my eyes.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

What space race? We already beat China to the moon by 56 years. With slide rules and control computers that wouldn't run a toaster today.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Oh, and it's United, not Delta. Please don't sue me.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

And the 50+1 in the Senate who put their rubber stamp on his nomination.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

In Germany, we have Maggi, which is worse than Boyardee. My German frau actually likes Boyardee.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Taking another trip this month, with my wife this time. Wouldn't ya know? No lounge entry for card pass holders. I'm 0 for 3. Now she believes I'm not kidding. She's canceling her card when we get home.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

You were in the minority last election. In case that wasn't clear. Do something about that.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

50 senators plus J.D. decided they were qualified to serve. Vote them out.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

And vote out the senators who confirmed him. They knew exactly what they were doing.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Or maybe not. RFK Jr. is saving Social Security, one dead 45 year old at a time.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Recommend that misspelling of tromp's name to avoid data scraping activities.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Saw a guy the other day wearing a t-shirt that said, "Yes, I voted for this." I hope the leopards eat his face next.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

In other words, when Texas does it, it's OK, but when California does it, the world is about to end. Please tell me Californians aren't that stupid.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Drop a few Jersey barriers in some inconvenient locations. Start some road construction on the more tank-friendly routes into town? Just sayin', take a few pages out of Chris Christie's boom and turn Chicago into Northern New Jersey.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Ewww. It will take me a little while to unsee that.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Seriously, why not just get a cheap rug like the other nazis?

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

So we're getting a Publix in our area. Are they more or less evil than Kroger? FWIW, I prefer Costco, but we're empty nesters, and I can't buy Costco quantities of everything.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

CB can do what they want. It won't affect me in the slightest. I just hate this ultra-minimalist branding trend. It makes CB look like any other ho-hum national restaurant chain. We may as well just merge all restaurants into Taco Bell like in that movie.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

But the "what constitution?" Congress will roll over and let him do it.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

So if HBO were to replace Bill with, say, Dennis Miller, would that make you happy?

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

It's just bland, like the chicken and dumplings. Seriously, never order that at CB.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I say to them the time to pull one's head out of one's ass was last November.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Look, I am going to need you all to get in your cars and take your protest over to your neighbors in Idaho. They need to hear this more than your fellow blue staters.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

So what if you don't hate anybody? What if you're just fat, or old, perhaps both? You could slow ICE down *and* make a paycheck.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

You should join. Take up a slot that would otherwise go to some abler-bodied aashore. Do you get paid per capture, or do you make a salary?

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

1. People have been known to split tickets. 2. Show us a comparable graphic for Texas, or Kentucky, or South Carolina, and you'll see a similar bias on the red side.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Please. A LeCruset dutch oven might run you about $500. You don't even have to go to France to buy it.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

You can't even run for office on this. You'll never hear the end of the howling about freeloaders and slackers and whatever, not only from your opponent, but from your own voters. Someone please prove me wrong.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I should assume Stephen Colbert will take this as a challenge.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

And maybe get off your ass and move more?

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Trucks. A completely new way of making trucks. If you need a car, the Toyota dealer is down the street.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Ok, I hear a lot of whining about what pussies the Democrats are, calls for ousting the leadership, etc, but not much about what they should be doing instead.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Elect more of your kind of people and we'll talk.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Oh yeah, the tap water was poison and tasted nasty.

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Dave The Magnificent @davethemagnificent.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

How to not sound like a poorly educated red hatter, part 1:

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