David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 5hYes, I know THE and Times aren't technically the same thing, but if two orderings disagree so wildly with one another, how can we trust any of them? 000
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 5hOxford University is the best in the world (Times Higher Education World Rankings 2027) yet 5th best in the UK (Times University Guide 2027). St Andrews at no.1 in the UK and ranks it 185th in the world. Behind 23 other UK institutions. 101
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you've never heard a fire alarm at work it isn't because there haven't been any fires. It's because your institution didn't install smoke detectors. 052
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 28/09/2026From their own article "St Andrews, ranked second in the Guardian’s university league table for 2026, accepts one of the highest percentages in the UK of privately educated students. " St Andrews was just ranked top of the Times UK university rankings. 000
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Newspaper publishes "University Guide" that correlates high scores with middle/upper class students. Newspaper is then shocked to find classism rampant at one of its top ranked institutions. www.theguardian.com/education/20...theguardian.com‘It’s like the Scottish Upper East Side’: shame and snobbery as American students blamed for St Andrews classismOnline comments reflect class tensions at Scottish university between those from lower-income families and wealthier US undergraduates 041
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 07/09/2026500 million on buildings - anyone want to give the spread on when job cuts are coming? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.com‘Gigantic spaceship’: University of Bristol’s flagship £500m campus opensTemple Quarter Enterprise Campus near to station will make it easier for students and staff to commute 120
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Very much this. I don't teach my students so they know physics, I teach them so they can think like a physicist*. * An idealized physicist. In a vacuum. I know how some of my colleagues actually think... 121
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm patiently waiting for the deluge of "All the jobs have been given to less qualified applicants who only got the position because they are sexual harassers" complaints. Bets on whether they get here before Godot? 110
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When you ask me what's wrong with #science in #academia, you get a rant. Thankfully the excellent editors at @bigthink.com made it coherent. #academicsky 🔭🧪 021
Reposted by David SloanFQxI @fqxi.org · 01/09/2026Science needs people who can afford to be wrong. Yet we seem to have built a career ladder that removes them. [VISUAL THREAD] 161
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 27/08/2026So I guess the mnemonic for the great lakes will need to be updated from HOMES to SHAME. 000
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 26/08/2026An excellent volume, with work by great researchers at the interface of physics and philosophy. And some weird guy who kept going on about cosmology. 010
Reposted by David SloanFQxI @fqxi.org · 21/08/2026Jordan Scharnhorst is one of our new FQxI Fellows. He’s joining us for Foundational Answers, a programme taking stock of progress on 10 major topics in foundational science and identifying the questions still open. A part of that work is adversarial collaboration. Jordan explains what that means. 001
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Absolutely - looking historically emphasises both the need for repeated experiments and tests of independent predictions of the theory. 000
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Total eclipse today - the 1919 eclipse was the first big demonstration of gravitational lensing, with GR getting the "right" amount of lensing, beating the Newtonian prediction. If, like me, you thought the Newtonian prediction should be zero, well, read on... 210
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 11/08/2026To be fair it has appeared on the Guardian's website: www.theguardian.com/education/20... “In one example the person being complained about drafted the response to the claimant rejecting his complaints against them.” How could this ever be considered a good idea?theguardian.comUniversity of Cambridge whistleblower who reported alleged bullying wins employment tribunalProf Wyn Evans, who raised concerns over treatment of female staff at Institute of Astronomy, was subject to ‘baseless’ investigation, judge rules 120
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Wonder if this will get the same level of media attention that other Cambridge news always seems to get. 0104
Reposted by David SloanFQxI @fqxi.org · 07/08/2026Some physicists believe that the future can influence the past. For someone hearing that for the first time... it sounds pretty crazy. We spoke briefly to Matthew Leifer about how that can possibly be true! 021
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 03/08/2026To be fair, that's how paper* used to work. * yes, I know, in a generic sense of the word. 110
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"You've been poisoned. Would you like one dose of antidote or to play the roulette wheel for 100 doses?" 000
Reposted by David SloanFood Security for Equitable Futures @foodequity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026🍸 Three #FlashFinding cocktail punches on #FoodSecurity in post-COVID India. Fast, evidence-based insights on how households coped & what this means for food systems and policy. 📽️ ✔️ youtube.com/shorts/Liq1U... ✔️ youtube.com/shorts/CSvdJ... ✔️ youtube.com/shorts/wL2hT... #Nutrition #India #COVID19youtube.comCovid-19 and Food Insecurity - Flash Finding#1 🍽️YouTube video by Food Security for Equitable Futures 142
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If you have no divisors I will find you, prime after prime. 000
Reposted by David SloanFQxI @fqxi.org · 23/07/2026A corridor chat with Chris Smeenk, professor at @westernu.ca, about correcting common misunderstandings about the Big Bang and the early universe. Chris' research centres around the scientific method and the nature of our knowledge of physics. 021
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Makes more sense if you read it in the voice of Zapp Brannigan. 100
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The curvature satisfies the Bianchi identity. It is left to the reader to determine if it also satisfies the Bianchi supremacy and the Bianchi ultimatum. 010
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Captain of Titanic advises increase speed and ignore icebergs. 010
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 17/05/2026And it happens again - original email 9:12 PM on Friday, harassing follow-up 9:12PM on Sunday. You won't believe how fast I declined that one. Journal editors: if you do this, you contribute to a culture of overwork and poor mental health, and I will NOT sacrifice that for you. 020
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I'm all in favour of not allowing LLM generated content. Given the central role that arXiv plays in modern physics communication they had better be sure that they are right, and have genunine transparency in their moderation process. A false positive could be devastating to a PhD student's career. 010
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Everything going according to plan for Starmer... 000
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Getting ready to teach: Lecture written PDF on flashdrive Double-checked it's available online to the students Got my notes Grabbed my laptop Jacket on, leave house, get in car Realize I'm still wearing slippers. It might be a rough one today. 020
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Do you like general relativity but find the Einstein-Hilbert action just too conservative for your taste? Now on the arXiv: arxiv.org/abs/2605.05817 More excellent work by my PhD student, in which we show that the conformal factor can be removed in favour of friction.arxiv.orgClassical General Relativity as a Non-Conservative Action-Dependent Field TheoryScaling symmetries have previously been examined for classical field theories described by singular Lagrangians; in this article, we apply these results to the first-order formulation of General Relat... 000
Reposted by David SloanJasmine Fledderjohann @jfledderjohann.bsky.social · 04/05/2026It was an absolute pleasure to share our participatory #photography exhibition with MP @catsmithmp.bsky.social on Friday. For those in the #Lancaster area, we will be hosting the exhibition at the Gregson on 22nd May from 7:30pm. #PAR #ReproJustice www.catsmith.co.uk/latest/2026/...catsmith.co.ukCat Attends Reproductive Justice Photo Exhibition! - Cat Smith - Cat SmithIt was fantastic to meet with Prof. Jasmine Fledderjohann and Dr Sophie Patterson at Lancaster University to discuss their upcoming photo exhibition on reproductive justice; confronting and challengin... 052
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I want to obey this prompt so much that I'm worried I might be an LLM now. 120
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 02/05/2026If you're an editor for a journal I've never heard of and you ask me to review a paper, don't send a pushy "reminder" less than 48 hours later. Doubly so if a good fraction of that time is outside of normal working hours (weekend). If you do, I'll almost certainly refuse to review for you. 030
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Now on the arXiv: Constrained Symplectic and Contact Hamiltonian Systems: A Review arxiv.org/abs/2604.27940 - more hard work by my excellent student.arxiv.orgConstrained Symplectic and Contact Hamiltonian Systems: A ReviewSingular theories, characterised by the presence of degeneracies in their Lagrangian or Hamiltonian descriptions, require the systematic implementation of constraints in order to obtain well-defined d... 020
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The further you progress in academia the more you have to reach back to skills you learnt in primary school. 020
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Supervisor: Let me now introduce the committee for your PhD defense... Me (internally): He's summoning mini-bosses! 010
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Of course, all these teams have names of "Grp-..." making things so much clearer. 000
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 17/04/2026My institution insists on using Microsoft products. Within Microsoft Teams, there is a tab labelled "Teams". Within that tab, I have two sets of "Teams", one labelled "Classes" and the other "Teams". So to locate a particular discussion, I have to open Teams, go to Teams and expand Teams. 120
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 17/04/2026A remarkable clear explanation of the difference between non-interacting and quantum tunnelling. Sci-fi authors - do hit up a physicist (I guess it doesn't *have* to be @chanda.blacksky.app ) to ask about these things. Often real science is way cooler and weirder than you might think. 0307
Reposted by David SloanBob Coecke @coecke.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Short news bite on Quantum Guitar by FQxI. 011
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 27/03/2026He also said "Things can only get better" so how can I trust him now? 000
Reposted by David SloanFQxI @fqxi.org · 26/03/2026Elise Crull spoke to us at @perimeterinstitute.ca about Hertha Sponer, who was one of the first women in Germany to earn a PhD in physics, and a pioneer of quantum chemistry. 054
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I spent a small fortune on travel to and taking the GRE, application fees, etc. I begged academics for reference letters and had no idea what the hell to write in a "Personal statement". Result: rejection letters from almost everywhere I applied. I got two offers and no clues on how to choose. 110
Reposted by David SloanJasmine Fledderjohann @jfledderjohann.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Can't wait to share our participatory #Photography exhibition in #Lancaster @ the #Gregson on 22nd May 7:30-11:00 pm! The work is about #ReproductiveJustice in N. England by people w/lived experience of social inequity and representatives from community orgs. Details: gregson.co.uk/event/repron...gregson.co.ukReproNorth: “We’re telling our own story” - The GregsonThis event will be a celebration of a photography project ... 132
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Also your goal to "develop and validate scalable indicators that can identify novelty in research" looks like you want just another way to boil complex research down to a number which will be gamed like every other index (Citation count, h-index etc) and contribute yet more bullshit to research. 000
David Sloan @davesmaths.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Not a great sign that your metascience project will be able to access expert assessment when you match me to a research area nowhere near my own, based on a paper I didn't write. 030
Reposted by David SloanFQxI @fqxi.org · 04/03/2026Aswathy told us that her essay began with a number from a failed calculation... "I looked it up expecting nothing and found that independent biological systems - cortical columns, capillary networks, the developing embryo had been converging on it for millions of years." 111