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Last week 232. This week 227. Shout out Jackée. I look like I hopped out of a 1950s Jazzercise ad.

I'ma need to see your shooting form and hear about your help defense principles before I listen to word one of your WNBA discourse

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 12h

Didn't know the Babyface hive swarms like that.

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 13h

I was playing some bops back in 2022 open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 23h

Coiple of kids hustling and selling candy in front of Safeway. Ask how much the candy is. They say $4. I ask if they have change for a 10. They say yes. Give one kid the 10. The kid with the $ asks the other kid how much change to give🤔. The other kid says... SEVEN DOLLARS.😲

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The Numbers Don't Lie, They Spell Disaster

ALT: The Numbers Don't Lie, They Spell Disaster

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Prayers up to y'all who use Spotify to play your workout tunes.

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

At my big age these are Hoochie Granddaddy Shorts

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In reading some of y'all's posts and replies to things, I can tell that some of y'alls Reading Rainbow butterflies flew reallllllllllly low to the ground.

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Four eyes recognize real lies. Hashtag stay woke.

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*GoFundMe *Hit up one my my bar owner homies and see if I can work for the night *Breakdance on the corner

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"a part" and "apart" be whooping y'all's ass like prime Mike Tyson

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quick question: is he in prison or nah?

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Let me know where these neighborhoods are at.

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Using a "frat house" animation may not have been the smartest thing to do in light of the past week, NBC

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not one Black person I know has heard this song #twoamericas

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I for real got this review one year ago today. Me and the management staff at the job will randomly say lines from this to each other in attempts to make the other person laugh.

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Why do they need Quadruple Single's opinion?

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Next time an Influencer asks for free shit from you in exchange for "promotion",say instead you'll offer them a receipt. That way they can write off the expense. If they don't agree to this, threaten to narc them out to the IRS. Thank you for coming to my Petty Dave TALK.

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In Living Color has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and do a reunion show

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Republicans buy tickets, too"

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That's a shame. Annnnnnnnnnnyways... what's the plan for lunch? I'm thinking boring chicken breast and broccoli. These lbs ain't gonna shed themselves.

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When your earbuds die during your workout and you have to listen to this Now That's What I Call 90s Angry White People Music ass gym music:

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Mr. T's Pain Prediction

ALT: Mr. T's Pain Prediction

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.

The front page of The Onion's September edition from September 2001 featuring the headline "U.S. Vows to Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With."

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Happy holiday to those that celebrate

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When it's 100 degrees and you start to think of cocktails for when it rains between November and March 🤷🏿

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David @davesize2222.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I feel every sports show "Fantasy Expert" and "Gambling Guru" should have their season won/loss record next to their name.

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