Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 14hGotta love the Danes. New sculpture titled “The Orange Plague” by Jens Galschiøt. Cheeky! 000
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wizard of Oz for me. My wife’s favourite film. It’s been relentless for 25 years. 020
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Copilot has ruined that game. Another reason to hate AI 😉 010
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How can you go away for 2 weeks and come back to over 3000 unread work emails? Threefuckingthousand! There should be a law against using cc when you don’t need to. Never been so happy to have Copilot to help work through the chaff….. 110
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026With you. If I had the matching failsafe key it would be game over. 010
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wordle 1,932 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 One of those days it seems! 100
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sat in a bar, Long Island iced tea in hand, watching a sunset. Worse ways to spend a few hours…. 020
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sat in a bar, Long Island iced tea in hand, watching a sunset. Worse ways to spend a few hours…. 020
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I used to have quite a collection when I was a kid, milkies and steelies too. Wish I’d kept them. This post just gave me a really lovely warm nostalgic feeling, thanks for sharing 👍 000
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not gonna lie, am enjoying the Citeh meme game at the moment…. 010
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They will do the latter. Too much on the line to do anything else 100
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Supreme Nonce Bonnet has definitely been naughty not nice so Santa won’t be coming to town for him it seems! 000
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good to see their relationship with the Christian Nationalist right in the US showing through now. Irony is, Cruella is nothing more than a useful idiot to them. They despise her and her brownness…. 110
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’d like to say a huge thank you to whoever it was that came up with “Nonce Bonnets” for those balaclava clad fools, and the title of “The Supreme Nonce Bonnet” for that godawful shit kidnapper and all round grifting fucknugget, Danny Tommo. Makes me chuckle every time 😁 130
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Are you new to capitalism and privatisation buddy? 😉 100
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sometimes you just get lucky… Wordle 1,926 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 120
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Last one was a toughie… www.maptap.gg September 27 87🎓 97🔥 100🎯 92👑 67🫢 Final score: 861maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 110
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Appeal will take years too. By the time it goes through, Haaland will be at Real Madrid or PSG, United will have had at least 4 managers and Everton and Villa will be sacrificed instead of City for the greater good…. 100
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Manchester City guilty of breaching Premier League’s financial fair play rules – live reaction www.theguardian.com/football/liv... PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE make it so…..theguardian.comManchester City guilty of breaching Premier League’s financial fair play rules – live reactionRolling report: Manchester City are facing sanctions from the Premier League after being found guilty of more than 100 charges relating to financial rules breaches 131
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Apparently they’ve found some of Cantonas toenail clippings in the drains, yours for only £500 a nail 👍 010
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You described today’s word as horrible. I can’t say more without a spoiler….. 100
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026All selected and managed by algorithms that determine what’s likely to be a hit based on ticking a bunch of boxes. It’s nothing to do with age and everything to do with everything becoming bland and just variations on a theme…. 120
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Strong, unified Management and a captain who leads by example on the pitch. I love Bruno but he’s not a good captain 010
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Largely different players from all but Amorim and same problem we’ve had for a decade more or less 110
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Isn’t it. Carrick needs to fix that or he’s a dead man walking frankly 110
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dude seriously, I did more movement on my sofa watching that than half the team. And I’m pretty certain I wouldn’t have stubbed my fucking toe to stop that oggie 010
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Although this involves more movement than we’re currently prepared to do 120
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is one of the main reasons we’re struggling. An entire team who like to saunter about playing one-two’s without any fucking real movement. We will fix nothing without a better work rate. 283
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Like thisstatic.klipy.comGame Of Thrones: Tyrion Views King's Landing DestructionALT: Game Of Thrones: Tyrion Views King's Landing Destruction 240
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I wish he’d fuck the fuck off, then when he’s fucked off, he should fuck off some more till there’s no fucks left to fuck off to…. 010
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fucking hell…. “we had empire and won 2 world wars”….. He’s just a rich fucking Alf Garnett tribute act…. What an embarrassment to have as a part owner. 050
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You win some, You lose some But that’s not the issue with last night. Last night we just gave up. We had no fight, no inspiration, no ideas. Teams with a fraction of the talent are running rings round us. “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark” This is not right. 130
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Good to see someone doing their utmost to out Nolan Nolan…… 020
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That was dreadful. No excuses. No clue. No ideas. No fire. No heart. 090
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I love Fernandes but we need a captain like Keane again. Someone the players are afraid of letting down on the pitch. One who can lift them by his presence and who will kick their arses when they’re wimping out like tonight. It’s just pathetic, weak mindedness, and has been for years. 120
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hope his throat cancer isn’t back. Absolute legend. Could drink most people into the ground on a Thursday, still be the best player on the field on a Saturday…. 010
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I would like to personally thank Nigel Farage, Nick Ferrari and others for their ceaseless campaigning to raise funds for the RNLI. What a difference they are making! Come join the party and throw in a few quid if you can to help these selfless legends save lives rnli.org/support-us/g...rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 040
Bluesky Dave @davesim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Well that was another kick in the nuts…. Fair play to them for the last goal, it was a stunner, but we’ve got to stop panicking and chasing the ball like a 5 year olds football team when the balls in our box. Leaves holes everywhere…. 050