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David Seibert

@daveseibert.bsky.social
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Husband, Dad, and the world’s greatest Grandpa. Aspiring curmudgeon (hey you kids, get off my grass!). My side gig is mocking Trump. A writer by trade, I believe in science, civility, good grammar, and the Oxford comma. Sarcasm is the best ism.

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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 7h
I was making a point, not prosecuting a case.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 7h
100%.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 7h
Why isn't the FCC investigating this no-nothing dumbass for perpetrating clearn and obvious lies????
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 7h
I agree. This election is going to be one for the record books. But I've been wrong before.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 7h
Zelenskyy is a far better president than Trump is or ever has been.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 12h
In response to this horrific decision, Senator Schumer is going to issue a sharply-worded memo.
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Democrats explode over Trump’s Russia diesel deal
Democratic lawmakers pushed back Friday on President Trump’s decision to lift sanctions on Russian oil amid global fuel shortages during U.S. military operations against Iran and the Russia-Ukraine…
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 12h
I propose we kick out Trump and make Zelensky our new president.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 12h
He could replace ours...
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 13h
What Jay said.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 14h
LOL. You're starting to make promises like Donald Trump makes promises.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 16h
Fox: Where the ratings matter and the facts don't count.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 16h
static.klipy.com
100 Percent
ALT: 100 Percent
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 17h
Slava Ukraini.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 17h
The United States should be isolating Russia because of their illegal war against Ukraine. The United States should be helping Ukraine to defend themselves against Russian aggression. But since Trump is worried about losing the midterms, he makes a deal that violates our principles. So sad.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Of course he was. This is the kind of people the White House attracts, today.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You covered most of the characters but left out the Corsican Goat! He had to be involved somehow. 🤣
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow. I wonder if the helicopter has to account for his extra...girth?
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow. It seems Natalie is with Trump more that Melania is with Trump. In wonder why that is?
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump betrayed Ukraine. Trump betrayed the USA. Trump betrayed freedom, everywhere.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today, we're bypassing our own sanctions to convince voters we will get Diesel fuel from Russia that Putin isn't going to send anyway because he's already importing it since he needs it so badly.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LOL. Yup.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got that right.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Ukrainians are fighting for their right to survive. Trump screwed up the world petrol supply by starting an unnecessary war. Now, because its caused prices to rise, and him to likely lose the House and Senate, he's suddently concerned. It's not the Ukrainians, it's Trump.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump only wishes Putin would collude with him. Ain't happening.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't believe it. Trump's just trying to dupe his dumbass followers that he's going to lower prices. Putin isn't sending us Diesel. He needs it too much, himself.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First, I don't believe it. Second, Trump is the worse president who has ever lived.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Screw you.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Woohoo!
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why are people saying he's the lead guy to get the Republican nomination in 28. Nobody likes him and nobody wants to appear with him. Moreover, the MAGAts don't like him, either. He sold his soul, and now he's going to be left out in the cold.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Someone! Give the pool camera shithead a raise!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone needs to give him his meds and take him back to bed. Trump is seriously whacked out today.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What Jay said.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The contractor already came out publicly and said it was their fault.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Live streaming this is dispicable, but it is exactly what I would expect from Hegseth and Trump.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's amazing that a sleazy politician like Grassley is investigating an upstanding public servant like Jack Smith.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm so embarrassed at what my country has become.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Damn. I just threw up in my mouth.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...and were the paintings cleaned before they were recovered???
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We can do whatever stupid things we want, but you are not allowed to ask us about the stupid things we do. Don't you understand how this works?
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I clutch a stress ball, too, whenever I see him talking.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To be clear, my post was satirical. I am against capital punishment.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder how many people I know signed up for this?
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, the Haitians here in Ohio are eating our pets. I think that ranks up there.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, you're wrong. Everyone I know who lives here says they're from Cincinnati, even though we all live in the suburbs. If we're going to critique journalists, lets focus on the stuff that's relevant.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This administration has done so much wrong, Fox Entertainment has reported so much incorrectly, are minor jurisdictional clarifications really relevant?
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ummm... I routinely tell people I live in Cincinnati, even though I live in a suburb. So do most people I know. Bloomington is a suburb of Minneapolis. It's in between Minneapolis and the airport. Isn't that kinda like the same thing?
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So much for the rule of law. Our current administration has become the very same type of illegal, immoral regime our founding fathers fought to free us from.
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's almost done as Speaker and he knows it. And it's really kind of fun watching. 😎
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Public executions are now acceptable again. Wow! Look how far we've progressed as a nation!
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ummm...but you're a dumbass. That's not a very high standard.
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