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Dave Adler

@davesamess.bsky.social
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Dad 1997 & 2000, Boston U 1991, Carnegie Mellon 2004. IT data developer, Volunteer FF, Umpire. he/him/his. Rule #1.

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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Still remember watching him beat the Sabres in OT two weeks later to go 7-0 on the season
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How did that season end for them again?
Max Talbot shushing Flyer fans in 2009
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not to run through your bubble garden with a pin, but I don't think the Times is going to run ANY of those pitches
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Felt compelled to research. His boundary foes might be Guy Lafleur and Sam Girard
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder what Jagr's range was
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Occam says Thiel wanted a troll with enough juice to facilitate his agenda
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Paid subscriber here. In this case, you should be lauded for spreading this comment far and wide and free
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How about in a reply to a reply to a reply?
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hope you don't experience writer's remorse. Decades ago, we learned Judaism and Zionism were independent concepts, & antisemites would paint us with a broad brush. Today Kraft, Greenblatt, & Bibi are doing the conflating -- using our religion to shield & excuse nationalistic atrocities. Bravo!
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whose window is already closing: Burrow, Lamar, both, or neither?
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Don't give a fuck if you sprain your arm skeeting?
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The version I read wasn't violent, just proactive www.upworthy.com/bartender-ex...
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Bartender explains why he swiftly kicks out Nazis even if they're 'not bothering anyone'
Back in 2017, when white supremacist Richard Spencer was socked in the face by someone wearing all black at Trump’s inauguration, it launched an online debate, “Is it OK to punch a Nazi?” The essentia...
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Quote from A.R. Moxon, aka Julius Goat:
"Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed.
That word is 'Nazi.' Nobody cares about their motives any more"
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yeah, she was a doozy alright. But we proved our mettle as The Two Smartest Dudes In The World™
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I HAVE A CALL FROM 3:00 TO 4:40. CAN HE SMITE ME AROUND 5 OR 6 ISH?
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nothing shameful about being a gondolier
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Third spaces. Hobbies. Volunteering. If you can find the intersection of that Venn (and there are plenty out there), you're set
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'll organize the dozens and make your case
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Unacceptable
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"A woman is someone who instinctively covers her drink when Ted Cruz is nearby"
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Eh, it works sometimes
Freddie Mercury wearing an armband and a tank top
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you. Utterly gobsmacked
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Casablanca gambling? I'm shocked!
Alt: gif of Casablanca's police chief shutting down Rick's Cafe due to gambling, then accepting his winnings
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Tied you with 80 wins
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🏒 NHL 82-0 Record: 80-2 Lucky last 3 spins to get my Forwards 🤗 LW: Bobby Hull (Chicago 1960s) C: Mario Lemieux (Pittsburgh 1980s) RW: Guy Lafleur (Montreal 1970s) LD: Josh Morrissey (Winnipeg 2020s) RD: Shawn Chambers (Tampa Bay 1990s) G: John Gibson (Anaheim 2010s) Can you beat it? 👉 nhl82.ca
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82-0 — NHL Edition
Build the ultimate NHL all-time roster and see if you can go 82-0
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Snarfed a little coffee on that one, thx
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Except that it's not-that-loosely based on a real guy
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Yeah, but it was a better flick than it could've/should've been. And Manning was fine I guess 🍿
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Everyone should. But don't credit me, as I didn't originate it. I'd offer attribution if I could remember where I first saw it
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"A woman is anyone who needs to cover their drink when <you, the bad-faith questioner> are nearby"
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
And that
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Victor Hedman: 1 Nikita Kucherov: 1 Andrei Vasilevskiy: 1
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I turned 57 today, and for the past 45 years my favorite thing about it was that I shared it with your dad. He made me laugh more than anyone else ever did, but not as much as he made me think. May his memory be a blessing to you; it certainly is to me
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
And when it's done fucking off, it can go fuck off some more. Congratulations, well-earned! Your art helps me cope with <gesticulates wildly> all of this
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ah, we truly ARE in the era of the incels
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Pineapple Kidney Stones
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Did J.D. Vance even say "thank you"?
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Burns & Letang
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Are the spikes in both jurisdictions Covid-related?
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You've 100% earned a boo-boo. None among us will clutch pearls over our free content containing one inconsistent reference
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Anthony Mantha might not be done yet
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Or maybe we could, I dunno, MAKE CANCER TREATMENTS MORE AFFORDABLE
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Yes, WE already know. But House/Senate enables him because of his solid 40% support. That's about 2% grifters/oligarchs, 24% unredeemable "anti-wokes", and 14% useful idiots** Lose the 3rd group, rats leave the ship and opportunists turn on him (maybe/hopefully) ** all numbers guesstimated
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
17, 58, 67, 71, and 87?
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"other" languages? Are we giving him credit for English now?
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Date: February 2028, when it's apparent he's a lame duck and it no longer takes courage to stand against him (which is the main pillar shoring him today) Remark/Degradation: Epstein evidence
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
You'd be the guy to correct my math. Is the magic number for home ice now 4 (vs Flyers)?
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Geno's got a tough decision when he has to award the miner helmet later. 500 career points is tremendous, but it has to be 87, right?
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Please tell me she's around 4yo and precocious with swearing
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Same. I need many showers.
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Dave Adler @davesamess.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I feel icky for being happy about a Flyers regulation W
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