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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rule # 102300-A When Trump utters the word STEEL, one should always assume the correct spelling is STEAL.

daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yes, who among us wouldn’t be turned on by an 80 year old with a fake tan, bad comb over, who sh#ts his diaper? Oh and thinks he’s an expert on everything.

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I kept waiting for the senator to say ”this is my haha moment, Mr Smith!!” Only to be asked by Kennedy “ did you mean your Ah ha moment?” This just in : SNL say thanks for the cold open

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Im still with Hot dog guy. It’s a real who dunnit

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Makes sense. By the way, I blame George Jetson for not delivering on my ability to live on the 2900th floor with my flying car parked out front.

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Is that the ‘beef’ the Trump administration imported ? 😂

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I read this with tears rolling down my leg. 🥲

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Relax !! The Trump administration is coming to the rescue with imported beef soon! Neigh I say quickly! # losers of the photo finish 😉

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wait til lunch! Trump: “ two kinds of fries?? How does anything get done here?”

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wow ! Out there solving world issues I would cry if I were burly

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Do worry sir!!!! Big burly crying man here to let you know I will continue to cover you sir! (Weeping non stop) … Breaking News ! Trump breaks old record of consecutive day of being an idiot. The old record, which he also held, has now been eclipsed by an astounding 95 days and counting.

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Chuck, turns out it was Little Oil. Ass.

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Visit the Arch! Stay for the changing of the Snipers

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

won't happen, but if the banned networks were to NOT cover the White House for literally one day, they'd be calling! love to see it

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ok. THAT MADE ME LAUGH !!! WELL DONE 💙

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why would we not believe him? Jr can just sign the back of his 5,000 ‘mid term’ check over to oligarch… Sorry!!! Mr. oligarch

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh no!!!! This just means there could be a Melania sequel - aaaarrrrggghhhh

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

……” and on top of that, my mirror told me that I was the most handsome of all!! The mirror was crying - sir you are just so smart and good looking…”

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Trump : I am pleased to announce a 50% tariff on all missing classified misplaced military technology trying to re-enter my , err, our country! Thank you for your attention to this matter

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well you certainly want to hang onto a gig that pays healthcare, travel, plus all the other perks and only requires you to show up for work 11 days out every 90.....

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The EASY Ones First: * White House Toilets * Febreeze the Sh#t literally out of the oval * Remove All Fake gold Signage -Based on electing someone with a sense of direction or intelligent enough to leave a bread trail .....LOOONNNGG LIST

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

To all the Farmers and Ranchers: Hold on!!! Soon you will all be invited to the big new ballroom to enjoy an evening of ymca, Lee Greenwood, and some very delicious and affordable Argentinian Beef!!!! Ps tell all you trucker friends to come too! Free parking by the arch

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Too busy dodging sharks in a sinking boat while getting electrocuted Narrator: fire when ready pete

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Why it seams like yesterday that you could take a boat ride on the Caribbean Sea…..and return.

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this just in : "We are relieved that he would opt to be electrocuted! " -Sharks Union 102Worldwide

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Act now and we’ll also let you make change for a 100.00

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Trump Administration: “Listen, we don’t think is right to hide behind a sign just because you may be considered endangered“ Narrator: the sign in question: Zoo

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not better, but terrific in its own right. I was under 21 when Pat's version was released - memory lane can't be rebuilt, only intersected.

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Part of the tariff checks that were sent out to every American Adult. - oh right

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Easy ! Just follow his eyes to see who he’s looking at. - Oh

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Trump Administration: Higher diesel prices just mean the trucks a worth more when the tanks are full! Winning Bigly?

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Good thing Kash isn't a teacher! wouldn't be able to control his pupils.

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Apparently the killer robots had an inkling 😃

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trump : "Soon you'll be eating the dogs, and eating the cats. But you will be saving so much money that the 5 dollar gallon of gas will seem beautiful !" thanks to meeee

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Well lets see. If anyone will pretend to be Jesus, my money is on Bessant. He's been a farmer, Dog walker, So not a stretch for him to go on fox with " Who among us hasn't built a few shelves with wood from Lowes? "

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Mr President? go ahead Does this mean every American will now get 10,000? Which news outfit are you from Burly Man Crying Gazette Have you seen the ballroom plans? Scene

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daveruss.bsky.social @daveruss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026