Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 5hI'll take diapers or pre-teen sweat over ferret musk, but that's a personal call 120
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 5hHaving lived with both, they are equally endearing but ferrets do somehow smell worse 120
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 5hI shall lie myself down before the ice sheets and allow their relentless, remorseless advance to entomb me forever* within their icy embrace * okay 5300 years was good enough for Otzi, I should be able to settle for that 000
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 6hThere's probably a reason so many of my favorite people are librarians 😁 Of course, what constitutes a library is somewhat subjective ... 100
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 6hDid I name drop @restingdinoface.bsky.social and her new book in my intro level lecture on paleontology today? Absolutely. That's like asking if I mentioned face biting in tyrannosaurs.us.macmillan.comTyrant Lizard QueenFrom the author of the beloved The Last Days of the Dinosaurs, an imaginative celebration of T. rex from hatching to adulthoodTyrannosaurus rex is a prehisto... 030
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 7hWhen the octopus across the bar thinks she's got a shot 000
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 7hThey had a cutting edge laser ablation setup for oxygen isotope work when I had the chance to work with them ... it was a long time back, but they were gracious hosts! 010
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 8hCrawling out of that hole myself, know exactly what you mean. Persistence got us this far, it's gotta get us a little farther... 010
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 8hSynchronicity! I was just telling that story in the paleo lab! Only I was holding the skull (replica) of Megalonyx jeffersoni at the time ... 040
Reposted by Dave RodlandAndrzej Wolniewicz @aswolniewicz.bsky.social · 16hWelcome Ammonitritor scientacivium, a new Early Triassic omphalosaurid from Svalbard! 🤩 The new skull confirms omphalosaurids were a group of specialised pelagic ichthyosauriforms that likely fed on ammonoids. New paper from me and my collaborators is out now in Biological Reviews! 07324
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 9hen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocellat...en.wikipedia.orgOcellated turkey - Wikipedia 010
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 9hI had to introduce one of my students to the amazing plumage of the ocellated turkey today 🏳️🌈🦃 210
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 9hTherizinosaurus and Rexy going in for Giganotosaurus like Deadpool and Wolverine 010
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 9hSomeone out there in paleoart world ... or furry art, not that that's an exclusive sort of situation ... someone has to have Therizinosaurus at the nail salon, yes? You go break out the roller brushes for Gerta, I'll get the belt sander! 050
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 11h#TherizinosaurusThursday isn't a thing, is it? But ... could it be? ⚒️🧪🦖 4416
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 11hThat particular sketch has been haunting the page from the early Cretaceous through Phineas and Ferb, so I think it's at least a running gag ... 010
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 17hThis was literally the word I was about to suggest! 😆🪱 020
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 19hDials clack across a brazen breastplate. WE WILL. "It is as you thought. We did not draw too close, but it was still enough. You will have to find their shadows if you hope to restore them." OR RESTORE THE LIGHT. The smile is painfully lovely. "If you can." A light touch on my chest, searing. 000
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 19hI come to, numb, cradled in cold metal arms. The branches above are bare, leaves littering the forest floor. An exquisite figure, too beautiful to look upon for long, confers quietly with the automaton. Scimitar curved horns glisten in the fading light. "Be careful with this one," they caution. 100
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 20hSee, languages are hard without soft tissue preservation, so you have to work with body language and behavior. The big takeaway was that the Triassic was fine but the Jurassic was absolutely a no-go zone. Not even corpses. 010
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 20hYeah, and Shonisaurus, while agreeably social, had little interest in the affairs of land. 020
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Ursula and I were dragging corpses out of the desert in Nevada back in the first Bush administration? 1100
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Paging @laurasita.bsky.social for greater Denver food recommendations... 000
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I wish we knew people who wrote books. We could use some more revolution in these parts. 130
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Okay, so: everyone keeps forgetting that Ursula goes girl mode herself, trying to overthrow the patriarchy. And then *some guy* just goes and breaks her heart (with a freaking shipwreck!) after leaving her at the altar. I'm gonna need a minute. And another drink. 140
Reposted by Dave RodlandEric Scott @captainfossil.bsky.social · 14/10/2026It's #NationalFossilDay in the US! This year the site of interest is White Sands National Park in New Mexico, US, where human footprints document the earliest confirmed record of people in the Americas. Not coincidentally, a new paper on these fossils is just out! www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... 🧪 27124
Reposted by Dave RodlandChris Rowan @allochthonous.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Once again: even if it does theoretically work, the main obstacle to geoengineering is that it requires the same kind of coordinated response that regulating global carbon emissions does - and is therefore just as vulnerable to perverse national incentives and corporate ratfucking.arstechnica.comThey war-gamed dimming the Sun. It went even worse than you think.Solar geoengineering simulation shows what happens when geopolitics takes over. 131
Reposted by Dave Rodlandjordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 14/10/2026we used to be an internet... A REAL INTERNET!!!! 1855577
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I am advised that today is #NationalFossilDay and while I identify with that perhaps more than necessary, it is my professional obligation and pleasure to participate! Marietta has the largest Mazon Creek collection I've ever seen. And who doesn't love Tullys ... whatever they were? 🧪⚒️ 0346
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026That would be a sad octopus, for she would have none ... but hopefully her squid friend would share one of her two? Now, a beer in each arm sounds like a party ... until a chambered nautilus bumps into 'em carrying beer in every tentacle. All 90 or so! 010
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Someone has to feed you! 😁 But yeah, this media climate ... 010
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I guess I will take the under, if I lose I owe you lunch? 010
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Why do they have health? Who told them they can be happy? And as for dental ... no, wait, they'll need strong teeth for when I ask them to bite people for me. That's a fair ask. 050
Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Do they offer the BS? Several programs offer both. 100