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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just one of those days where the ridiculous state of the world is right at the front of my brain. I do not care for it.

Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Secretary of “War” standing with the Paul brother, looking like they’re about to pitch a vape shops franchise on Shark Tank.

The Secretary of “War” standing with the Paul brother, looking like they’re about to explain why monogamy isn’t natural.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh, time and again I’m stunned by how much lower they’re capable of going.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A young lady passed by me on a rented scooters and said, quite emphatically, “I can do it”. She then repeatedly kicked one leg and then the other out, ballet style, and had to stop when this unbalanced her. I don’t know what kind of omen this is for the day, but I’m very curious to find out.

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Child's First Time Riding E-Scooter

ALT: Child's First Time Riding E-Scooter

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Remember when you realized buying your parents presents with their money wasn’t really buying a present? That’s what being promised 5K of tax payer dollars is, but on a national scale. 269.7M × $5,000 = about $1.35 trillion added to the national debt.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

“Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now. Cuz I'm Spider-Man. And I'm not the only one. Not by a long shot." #Minneapolis #greatresponsibility

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Miles Morales Transforms - Into The Spider-Verse

ALT: Miles Morales Transforms - Into The Spider-Verse

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Profoundly sick of the doomers. So here’s a Daily Midterm Action Checklist from Amanda's Mild Takes! Go to tinyurl.com/midterms26, make a copy of the spreadsheet, and find something you can do to preserve our democracy! #action #dailyaction #midterms

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Now and again, life and its demands overtake my anxiety about the direction of this nation and I forget while I manage the small details. Then, I remember and it is all the more terrible for the brief reprieve.

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Alt: A mad god child appears to swallow the Earth and rend reality, also has something to do with that whole “6” “7” thing.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Great to see you, he says to his wife of a decade +. Great to see you.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The number of times per week I startle/ scare someone by simply walking past them or turning a corner has me questioning what my whole vibe is.

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Louis Theroux Gets Startled

ALT: Louis Theroux Gets Startled

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Then I foiled the plot & they said “You’re the Ultimate Fighting Champion”.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

You ever come back to work from a weekend away and feel like you’re weekend you, pretending to be regular you? I think I know how they came up with “Severance”. #Severance #overtime

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Mark's Severance Disco Dance

ALT: Mark's Severance Disco Dance

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I was working on a short story when I’d hit a roadblock with the novel, then I read a synopsis of “Severance”… they’re not a million miles apart.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

OK, this is genuinely not my primary concern, what with the never ending dumpster fire… but, the amount of effort I have to put in to maintain a dad bod is upsetting. #dadbod

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Fat Thor Doing Jumping Jacks

ALT: Fat Thor Doing Jumping Jacks

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

All the Keith David birthday posts I keep seeing… It’s probably a sign of how the world is going that I immediately & repeatedly jump to the conclusion that he’s passed away.

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Confused Shrug

ALT: Confused Shrug

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

How did these absolute charisma vacuums get so many people behind them?

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

When I see an inspirational leader, my first thought is, “Don’t disappoint me”.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I begin & end every day thinking, “In the future some idiot will look back at this 💩 show with nostalgia”.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

@shadowsatthedoor.bsky.social Mark, really looking forward to “Beck’s End”! The cast and the premise are truly impressive!

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Stop trusting people because they look like you. #growup

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I am so upset that I can identify all of them by the sounds of their voice. I have blood relatives I can’t do that for.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

OK, I don’t think I’m old fashioned, but two things I do not like: 1) When you call a business & they just say, “Hello”. Feeling no urge to confirm that I haven’t just reached Todd. 2) When a cashier who’s younger than me calls me “Bro”. It’s happened only twice, but I think about it far too much.

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Yes Man vs No Man

ALT: Yes Man vs No Man

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Term limits. For everything. We’ll start there & work our way backwards.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

So, I was picking my wife up from the airport tonight, & what should I see parked in the waiting area but a hearse. I am made of questions.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

“If you’re setting up a sitcom, everybody can’t be Kramer.” -Zoltan Kaszas, 2026, … about the Trump administration.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

So, anybody else support term limits for the Supreme Court? Seems like an idea whose time came approx. 237 years ago.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Did… did we really fly the wrong flag for the royal visit? For people who are as chronically online as they are, you’d think a quick Google wouldn’t be beyond them.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

It’s odd, my sense is that this latest event isn’t moving the needle much in the court of public opinion. It’s almost as though there’s been some decades long effort to make us numb to gun violence.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Is it genuinely just the fact he gives the “left” a hard time? Is that the whole reason they’re ride or die for him?

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Don’t let this moment of good news pass you by. Take it in, draw strength from it, & get ready for tomorrow.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Grown people that say, “Kitty,” & “Mommy”… look, I got questions.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

My mom, who told me “The Golden Arm” and “Blue Ribbon” when I was six, and organized a haunted house every Halloween, once asked me, “Why do you write horror”. #horror #mom

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a close up of a young man 's face with headphones on .

ALT: a close up of a young man 's face with headphones on .

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Remember when your bully would need your help with his homework? He works at the White House now.

A man stand on a ladder to trim a tree branch.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

When he feels it in his bones? Is that what was just said to a nation of adults?

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Man just said, “Pinch” to me before taking my blood like he was stealing it.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

@thenosleeppodcast.bsky.social "Baby Boom" by Dale Smith was one of those stories I wish I could say was mine. The performances, production, and music, as always, were superb! Particular shoutouts to Ash Millman & Erika Sanderson. Shades of “Hetty Wainthropp” & “Dr. Who”.

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a woman in a blue dress is standing in a doorway .

Alt: a woman in a blue dress marches past a doorway in a manner nobody else would.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I just heard someone say, “Stephan Miller is a millennial, just like me,” & my brain vapor locked for a moment.

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Charlie Davenport @davenportauthor.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Who could honestly care if that was or was not Jim Carrey? Is there some reasonable explanation of such interest?

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