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Dave Mclean Jr

@davemcleanjr.bsky.social
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Inventor of the wheel and winner of the Nobel Prize for Lying. Some serious tweets, some silly ones, and a lot of stream of conciousness stuff. Crazy cat man.

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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The baby's partner in decades time: You really should visit your father. He hasn't long left. The baby: It's OK. I'll send an avatar of me. It's what he'd want. And besides, I'm too busy giving my children the love I was denied.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exactly this. Oldies bitching about the generation THEY raised and not owning it. Which generation took away playgrounds because they were 'dangerous'? Boomers / GenX. Which generation started driving their kids to school? Boomers / GenX. I could go on.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look at their films and TV. The slacker at school is portrayed as the rebellious hero who gets the girl, while the studious kids are portrayed as dweebs and geeks and justified targets for bullying. Ignorance and stupidity is culturally ingrained.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope it doesn't kick off between Croatia fans and England fans in the stadium.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This 'skin on' nonsense and not peeling potatoes is just laziness. My opinion might well be influenced by the fact that potato skins have a near instant affect on my IBS and I'll be shitting through the eye of a needle within minutes. But my point stands.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A job in Fleet Street awaits...
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's usually when I go into a dance routine.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My dentist has had this poster on the ceiling for at least a decade. It's perfect. You focus on finding Homer or naming the characters.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess that's why my wife and I don't have an issue. Neither of us had money when we met, so economic reliance wasn't a factor. We have built together. 36 years later I don't think there's a thing about each other we don't know, or a value we don't share.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How the hell do you hide values for 30 years of marriage? It couldn't have been a particularly close marriage.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Romeo, Romeo, where the fuck art thou Romeo?
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People are taking the piss out of Tottenham, but can you imagine the scenes if they find the back of the net at any stage. If.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Listen to you two talking as if he'd ever have any intention of sending $5000
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He sent out one of his wacky emails to his website subscribers revising that figure to 'Up to $5000'.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Next on the Reform agenda, changing the name of La Manche to The English Channel.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You never saw Harrison Reed's goal against Liverpool last season.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My friend Gareth lived in Canada for a few years as a lad and hated being called Garth.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reformers screwing the PIP system is pretty much a requirement for joining.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's a cult
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I had to sign hymns during assembly in the 70s. It sucked. Nobody enjoyed it and is being forced was one of the big drivers for me not being in the least religious. This is Braverman posturing to an ever shrinking minority.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not all heroes wear canapés
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What a coincidence! I took my missus to the Ivy and a show. Don't remember much as I got bladdered and went to bed early.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Read the room Nige. Comparing yourself to Trump is not a good look. Let me guess, if Trump calls for the Falklands to be given to Argentina you'll back him.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Meanwhile, at SJP...
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So you find these young females attractive eh?
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bares don't have hands. They have paws.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Considering maps are, and always have been, narrative devices in films, TV and video games - even in the age of satnav - I call BS on this.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
With Infantino on his way out there's little chance of Argentina lifting the trophy or refs smoothing the way for the Golden Boot.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Tories did the same with the 20mph speed limit thing. It was proposed by a Tory, got voted in with cross-party support, and ever since the Tories have campaigned on what a bad Labour policy it is.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So how is she going to play again if she doesn't have a racquet anymore? 😜
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Be honest, would you be surprised if Jesse Watters was into the 'busty bimbo' thing like Bryon Noem? He has that energy.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh my god, you're right! That IS how your missus looks after she fucks! I couldn't put my finger on it.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump offloading a dodgy consignment of beef on Americans that was previously rejected by the Chinese China because it's laced with chloramphenicol, while simultaneously screwing American beef producers, is the most Trump thing ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No doubt following consultation with their man on the ground Farage.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Never once have I seen a retired person 'drop in' to work to see how people are doing. Not once.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fcuking hell America. You are NEVER going to get over the national embarrassment of tolerating this guy as your president 🤣🤣🤣
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When Hannah Waddingham wears that dress she's '100% woman', but when I do I'm a 'creepy wierdo who doesn't have the hips'. It's one rule for... etc.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The cart would need to be discarded after they squeezed the Shitmeister General into it. It certainly couldn't be used for food again.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Well that catering kart needs to be binned after the Shitmaster General has been squeezed into it.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
'An' AI? You work in publishing and you write something so clunky? 'If you use AI to...' would have been fine. I smell bullshit.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is harsh. Do you know how expensive pound (£) letters are? This response cost me 3p.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Telegraph doing their best to keep people enthralled to the middle east oil producing nations. Gawd forbid we cut them out of the loop and generate our own power without them.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Kevin Rowland is decipherable. Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam however...
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Photo or it's not true
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You gotta love these 'Best place to watch the eclipse' articles. It's not going to look any different regardless of where you watch it (as long as you're in the path). As long as you can see the sun the view will be exactly the same as anywhere else.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As long as it's Danny Dyer doing the overdub. Or Alan Carr.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
...he posted from his smartphone.
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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They're waiting
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