Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The baby's partner in decades time: You really should visit your father. He hasn't long left. The baby: It's OK. I'll send an avatar of me. It's what he'd want. And besides, I'm too busy giving my children the love I was denied. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Exactly this. Oldies bitching about the generation THEY raised and not owning it. Which generation took away playgrounds because they were 'dangerous'? Boomers / GenX. Which generation started driving their kids to school? Boomers / GenX. I could go on. 010
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Look at their films and TV. The slacker at school is portrayed as the rebellious hero who gets the girl, while the studious kids are portrayed as dweebs and geeks and justified targets for bullying. Ignorance and stupidity is culturally ingrained. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I hope it doesn't kick off between Croatia fans and England fans in the stadium. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This 'skin on' nonsense and not peeling potatoes is just laziness. My opinion might well be influenced by the fact that potato skins have a near instant affect on my IBS and I'll be shitting through the eye of a needle within minutes. But my point stands. 100
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's usually when I go into a dance routine. 120
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My dentist has had this poster on the ceiling for at least a decade. It's perfect. You focus on finding Homer or naming the characters. 030
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I guess that's why my wife and I don't have an issue. Neither of us had money when we met, so economic reliance wasn't a factor. We have built together. 36 years later I don't think there's a thing about each other we don't know, or a value we don't share. 110
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How the hell do you hide values for 30 years of marriage? It couldn't have been a particularly close marriage. 110
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Romeo, Romeo, where the fuck art thou Romeo? 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026People are taking the piss out of Tottenham, but can you imagine the scenes if they find the back of the net at any stage. If. 011
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Listen to you two talking as if he'd ever have any intention of sending $5000 220
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He sent out one of his wacky emails to his website subscribers revising that figure to 'Up to $5000'. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Next on the Reform agenda, changing the name of La Manche to The English Channel. 010
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You never saw Harrison Reed's goal against Liverpool last season. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My friend Gareth lived in Canada for a few years as a lad and hated being called Garth. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Reformers screwing the PIP system is pretty much a requirement for joining. 011
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I had to sign hymns during assembly in the 70s. It sucked. Nobody enjoyed it and is being forced was one of the big drivers for me not being in the least religious. This is Braverman posturing to an ever shrinking minority. 160
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What a coincidence! I took my missus to the Ivy and a show. Don't remember much as I got bladdered and went to bed early. 020
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Read the room Nige. Comparing yourself to Trump is not a good look. Let me guess, if Trump calls for the Falklands to be given to Argentina you'll back him. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So you find these young females attractive eh? 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Considering maps are, and always have been, narrative devices in films, TV and video games - even in the age of satnav - I call BS on this. 050
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026With Infantino on his way out there's little chance of Argentina lifting the trophy or refs smoothing the way for the Golden Boot. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The Tories did the same with the 20mph speed limit thing. It was proposed by a Tory, got voted in with cross-party support, and ever since the Tories have campaigned on what a bad Labour policy it is. 001
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So how is she going to play again if she doesn't have a racquet anymore? 😜 130
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Be honest, would you be surprised if Jesse Watters was into the 'busty bimbo' thing like Bryon Noem? He has that energy. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh my god, you're right! That IS how your missus looks after she fucks! I couldn't put my finger on it. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Trump offloading a dodgy consignment of beef on Americans that was previously rejected by the Chinese China because it's laced with chloramphenicol, while simultaneously screwing American beef producers, is the most Trump thing ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026No doubt following consultation with their man on the ground Farage. 020
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Never once have I seen a retired person 'drop in' to work to see how people are doing. Not once. 120
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Fcuking hell America. You are NEVER going to get over the national embarrassment of tolerating this guy as your president 🤣🤣🤣 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When Hannah Waddingham wears that dress she's '100% woman', but when I do I'm a 'creepy wierdo who doesn't have the hips'. It's one rule for... etc. 010
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The cart would need to be discarded after they squeezed the Shitmeister General into it. It certainly couldn't be used for food again. 060
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Well that catering kart needs to be binned after the Shitmaster General has been squeezed into it. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026'An' AI? You work in publishing and you write something so clunky? 'If you use AI to...' would have been fine. I smell bullshit. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is harsh. Do you know how expensive pound (£) letters are? This response cost me 3p. 170
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The Telegraph doing their best to keep people enthralled to the middle east oil producing nations. Gawd forbid we cut them out of the loop and generate our own power without them. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Kevin Rowland is decipherable. Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam however... 120
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You gotta love these 'Best place to watch the eclipse' articles. It's not going to look any different regardless of where you watch it (as long as you're in the path). As long as you can see the sun the view will be exactly the same as anywhere else. 000
Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026As long as it's Danny Dyer doing the overdub. Or Alan Carr. 120