Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Greg Olsen thinks the Bears went 3 and out on their first possession and thinks Mike Ditka’s ghost is smiling because of how well Green Bay is performing. What the WHAT?!? 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Alright, I’ll admit if! I’m gonna miss all of these political ads. I just think they’re fun! 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you’re looking for someone to point a finger at for these White Sox relievers inability to throw strikes, I think the first person we can blame is you guessed it…Belmont Cameli. 031
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was losing the division by a game the best thing to happen to the White Sox??? 010
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bottom of the 7thstatic.klipy.comChewbacca & Luke: Bad Feeling About ThisALT: Chewbacca & Luke: Bad Feeling About This 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You forget how much of the original Halloween is just Jamie Lee Curtis and her friend driving around Haddonfield smoking joints. 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Does it seem like there are a TON of empty seats in Houston? 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thanks for watching today’s game on Peacock! In lieu of commercials, we’ve hired this string ensemble to play the same two notes over and over and over again. Enjoy! 010
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The TV clock and the game clock aren’t synchronized because despite our numerous technological advances, this is still ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE!!!! 041
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sometimes I wonder if these kids playing for Ole Miss even care about me being able to make my car payment this month. 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 26/09/2026KC bullpen is clearly comprised of double agents. BOO!!!!! 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Three people have my number The other two were with me 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you don’t count commercials starring Shaquille O'Neal or Kristen Bell, I only watch about 20 minutes of television a week. 021
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Madden cover means we get roughing the passer calls now. 100
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Very early yesterday morning, I marveled as a bright streak of light caused by a tiny piece of space debris flashed across the sky as it burnt up in our atmosphere. I closed my eyes and made a wish. Anyway, that’s why John Schriffen isn’t in the booth for this Cleveland series. 010
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Alright, White Sox. I am ready to have my heart broken. 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Dunkin’ doesn’t glaze their donuts as often as these NBC announcers glaze Jimmy Rogers. 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 11/09/2026River Bandits await the winner of tomorrow’s Great Lakes v Dayton game in the Midwest League Championship series’n 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I just read someone refer to Dubuque as “Midwestern San Francisco” and managed to go from “that’s ridiculous” to “actually, that’s kinda spot on” in the time it took you to read this. 101
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Well now this can’t be right, a pack of Bubble Yum is FIVE DOLLARS?!?! Is there a tariff on spider eggs??? 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 22/08/2026In the last month, former Quad Cities River Bandit Jake Rogers has played for the Tigers, Orioles and Red Sox. He just hit his first career walk-off HR for the White Sox. 031
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Right now would be a good time for a White Sox batter to do something in loving memory of Ursula Snelius. 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Nobody should be surprised. Wrigley Field is in a bad neighborhood. 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Sliding into 1st should be an automatic out. Knock it off!!! 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I don’t know anything about the Insidious movies but this popcorn bucket has me believing the villain is the love child of Darth Maul and Larry Fine. 010
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Jack Rebney on the big screen just hits different. 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m done pretending 5150 isn’t Van Halen’s best album. It’s okay that you’re wrong about this. We can still hang out. 110
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Sometimes I think the White Sox don’t care about how early I have to get up in the morning. 010
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Apple juice is widely available, right? Waffles are too. I love apple juice and I think waffles are just terrific. A+! So why do I only drink apple juice and eat waffles at hotel breakfasts?? 010
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 02/08/2026ENOUGH! We get it!!! You know who Salvador Dalí is!!! 100
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This brewery in Urbana employs 3 brewery cats. The other one is on his break. 010
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 01/08/2026We’re filming a new episode of Brewed in southern Illinois. 000
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 31/07/2026In an effort to be more empathetic, I try to remind myself that everyone I meet is fighting a battle I know nothing about. And they know nothing of my struggles. If they’re curious, I’ve been stuck on Stage D-8 in Bomberman '93 for the last two and a half weeks. 010
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Is this the The Great Schism of 1054??? Because this series against the Yankees is a GIGANTIC SPLIT!!! 010
Dave Levora @davelevora.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Another walk-off would not upset me. Not even a little. 010