Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 4hFirst US landfall of a hurricane now looking likely by early on Saturday 55412
Reposted by Dave LevitanDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 17/10/2024All of us when bluesky is down 121361178
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 22hLook his Polymarket endorsement deal is very bad but at least Lebron will emit a small country's worth of CO2 flying back and forth between New York and Philly on a helicopter he doesn't pay for every day defector.com/lebron-james... 1355
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 23hAnother good one: Ducks: Perception (1), reality (~135) 3210
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They listened to me. There is now more chart. 615232
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Am I the last person to see what happens if you google fat bear week 1514320
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Okay well Femme Fatale was another de Palma gap that was perhaps a bit of a miss (read: a kinda incoherent mess), alas 050
Reposted by Dave LevitanMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 212103341639
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I didn’t have the characters but, in order of things mentioned in that post: Blank Check, Werewolves of London, Warren Zevon, Adam Sandler 0170
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Much of “the internet” at this point is gross and enshittified so I want to celebrate old-school bits of GOOD internet: listening to a podcast about a movie from the 80s featuring a song from the 70s by a guy who died in the 2000s then watching the unexpected video of a tribute version of that song 3311
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Look the Brazil results are not good but I do think it's hilarious to imagine the Trump sons watching it and thinking hey I could do that too 5598
Reposted by Dave LevitanRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback 494143558
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have trebucheted Liberty Biberty into the Darvaza gas crater in Turkmenistan. 8391
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Atlantic hurricane season summaries, 2024 vs 2025 vs 2026 (yes I know 2026 has two months to go and yes it is because of El Nino, still just looks weird) 0192
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Antarctic sea ice extent has dipped below 2023's record low, at least for the moment 1326
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026These are the 20th and 21st paragraphs of a story titled "Superpowers Race to Put Nuclear Reactors on the Moon" www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/w... 99633
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ok look most people probably wouldn’t guess this line is from this movie but “I’m gonna rip the eyes outta your head and piss in your dead skull” is solid 3480
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People make fun of A Few Good Men but “you were sick the day they taught law at law school” is a banger 81687
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t. 17058711199
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Obviously he has reached some pretty impressively low polling numbers, but I am pretty sure there are STILL just millions of people out there who literally don't know things like "he is running ads about how great he is paid for by taxpayer money intended for line-of-duty death memorials" 08918
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The fact that a few friends and family members of the president just kinda wander the world soliciting billion-dollar bribes ostensibly to "end wars" is a real "it would all be very unpopular if you could convince people it was happening" sorts of dealsnytimes.comU.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies (Gift Article)President Vladimir V. Putin brought up a sale of Russian energy assets with President Trump’s envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, pushing a deal that raises new questions about conflicts of inter... 218081
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Honestly Phantom of the Paradise probably edges out Carlito’s Way now 030
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also I dunno how Bill Hader made it into this 1974 movie but nice work 2220
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I mean it’s boring but probably Mission Impossible Blow Out Carrie Untouchables Carlito’s Way I’d probably adjust that if you asked tomorrow 330
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Filling some Brian de Palma gaps, and man Phantom of the Paradise rules, bunch of stuff in there that you can see echoed in tons of stuff since, from Mulholland Drive to Rocky Horror (which came out on stage the year before but movie the year after). Extremely cool. 3351
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have no evidence for this but I'm mostly convinced he hasn't fired Hegseth because he's scared of him 13732
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I know this isn't useful but it's wild how much of a loser he is www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/u... 0508
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026look we could all use one of these www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/u... 0300
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This group of like twelve of the most malevolent dudes to ever live that for some reason you have to hear about every single day want you to use this thing you hate 15510
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026AI evangelists might do better at converting skeptical people if every bit of news out of the small handful of companies doing all of it doesn't make the people in charge seem like absolute lunatics 117023
Reposted by Dave LevitanKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 02/10/2026the Saudi government now enjoys a 15.1% equity stake in the new, bigger Paramount Warner Brothers 15632270
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's like watching random, barely connected neurons firing 4200
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Want to know what it feels like to hit your head against a wall repeatedly while high on ayahuasca? Read the whole Time Trump interview transcript. time.com/article/2026... 1455
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Look I don’t *want* to hang out on the site where this sort of thing gets 20k likes, it’s just where the important conversations are happening so I have no choice 06310
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Plenty going on of course but the admin deciding to accept essentially NO refugees except for thousands of white South Africans is among the most batshit racist things the US government has done in a century 518941
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Decent argument that the modern world can be divided pretty cleanly between eras when “don’t know who is calling” changed to “always know who/that spam is calling” 2303
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wemby went into the Finals a fan favorite, left the Finals something of a villain, and with one quick preseason quote is once again the hero the NBA needs www.espn.com/nba/story/_/... 316916
Reposted by Dave LevitanDirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer 121626334
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026btw the Times was maybe a bit slow to get going but is now doing some very good work on this story 0180
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes totally normal and believable conversation, I'm sure this happened exactly as he described www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n... 5721
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The sheer existence of the phrase "officials suspended the execution and had her taken to a hospital" is grotesque www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u... 614027