Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Prolly heading to Comedy Mothership where comedy is legal yo 120
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A year or two ago I went mini-viral on Threads for complaining about how alarms and timers functioned on iPhones. I got dog piled by a ton of Apple bros calling me an “edge case” and swearing Apple’s choices were perfect. They’ve since fixed the issues I flagged, so I would like apologies please. 010
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Heard jets flying over Toronto today and my first thought was “Trump is nuking us.” Then I just sat there waiting for the flash. Turns out they’re flying over the football game. 030
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I no longer have to just worry about getting fooled into believing AI content is real, I now also question legitimate images and videos because they might be AI. I’m sure we’ll be fine. 000
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026To the autocorrect that just changed “sire” to “sure,” Roy in hell. 010
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hit me up for more advice on how to really make your listicles pop. 000
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Trump, Parton and Curry were all born in ‘46. We’re in a simulation and it is trolling us, Nerdist. 000
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Ok. People who aren’t the person who needs to die need to stop dying. You’re allowed to die, just not now. 000
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“What is all this schmutz on my screen?” I ask as I mash potatoes 1 foot from my laptop. 010
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I am also mad at Rockstar for not returning my calls. 001
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My Reddit algorithm essentially only shows me two things right now: 1. Look how cringe Elon Musk is. 2. Are my cats fighting or playing? 011
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Just even a hawk by a waterfall at High Park’s most magical spot. 010
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s kind of nutty that, when California was burning,, Canada sent firefighters, but now, when Ontario is burning, the US is blaming us for their air quality. Thanks neighbours! 130
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Houseguests don’t know I’m playing Apex Legends shirtless 000
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026We’ll aware there are longer words in here, but all my brain wants to see is dyslexia (8) 110
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I’m case you were wondering how effective fake owls are at scaring away pigeons. 020
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Me: “Conpletely” Autocorrect: “No suggestions.” Me: “fucking” Autocorrect: “I’ll go ahead and change that to ‘ducking’ so it makes sense to everyone.” 020
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Every time I accidentally view AI content, I’m very conscious of the fact that somewhere, some dipshit is saying “See! They want this shit!” 020
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Me: Check out this drama queen chihuaha. Wife: That’s AI. Me: Just kill me and roll me into the lake. 000
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 22/04/2026What happened to “we’ll remind you 2 days before your free trial ends,” Duolingo? 010
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 19/04/2026As of today, I can no longer reliably prove I’m a human being. 010
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Hope you’re right! I worry they’ll have to stop because they ran out of children rather than actually being held accountable. 100
Dave Kayaks @davekayaks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Shoutout to autocorrect for having no idea what I meant by “tonorrow.” 030