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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib)

@davejustdave.bsky.social
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I don't know where the sunbeams end and the starlights begin, it's all a mystery. Emily Nyman’s favorite. Sondra’s biggest fan. Mets Spectator, Arsenal, Dolphins, Magic, Devils, RBNY, The U, Music, Guitars, & Gaming. Elon and Zuck can eat shit.

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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 2h
I need to be taken. Let the rapture begin.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 3h
Is using the wind up music thingie and not singing to your baby the analog version of all this hubbub?
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 5h
So who else has been up all night because their hot water heater exploded? Anyone? No? Just me? Huh. I always knew I was special.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 6h
In all seriousness the Yankees were missing the AL’s best player and the Rays are just a better team. Also the umps got the call right. Sometimes the team that beats you is just better at baseball. Yankees fans shouldn’t be crashing out imo. But you know New York baseball so.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 8h
French team dirtbag deep cut there Jesse. Well done.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 8h
A year’s worth of embarrassing Mets back pages have been eclipsed in one day.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 8h
They all order the “sawsage and peppas” the same way.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 8h
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Seinfeld: Oh, That's Gold, Baby!
ALT: Seinfeld: Oh, That's Gold, Baby!
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 14h
Has a team that’s worn brown ever won anything?
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 14h
Fire Boone and hire Don Mattingly. Am I doing this right?
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 16h
Devils Rays > Rays.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 16h
I need a cigarette.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 16h
Me rn:
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Seal to Nuclear Explosion Meme
ALT: Seal to Nuclear Explosion Meme
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 16h
Nah that was never going out. The right call. Unlike that one time.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 16h
The Braves and Yankees (possibly) being eliminated within hours of each other is more than this Mets fan on an epic day of hate watching can handle. Friends, I may ascend.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 16h
I miss the general tbh.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 16h
But you’re never wrong well except about Ohtani being innocent. lol.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 16h
Like are we just gonna go backwards on everything? Start using encyclopedias again? What’s the end game here?
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 16h
“I just googled it” used to be greeted as a form of seeking knowledge and the right answer, has been replaced by people groaning at you for checking something on chat gpt. I’m not saying ai is great but juxtapose this with the crumbling universities and I worry the tech bros are setting us up.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 17h
I think the perfect Spainy headline is “woman drops out of society to live with raccoons”.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 23h
Worry not.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What about girls of the world? Have any input on that?
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And threads is basically for idiots and thirst trap OF models. Like nothing resembling coherent dialogue happens there at all. We are so cooked.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m no centrist but this place is in danger of going full Jill Stein as we approach the elections and I can’t help but wonder if having two ideological microblogging sites stacked with political far leaning people in each isn’t part of some grand long term plan to divide and conquer us all.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Charles/Charlene Kirk Miller incoming.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Western Maine might as well be Siberia.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This place has gone to shit. It’s like Jill Stein is secretly running it. People see a keyword and start writing angry replies without reading exactly what you’re saying.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When do we start the over under of how many people are gonna get pardons from Trump at the end of this admin?
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s playing for the lord tho.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I I worked in queens at a very large retail company and I have to void a transaction but the person wanted the receipt but I had to keep the original receipt with the voided transaction and he demanded it and lost his mind and swung on me. He too was Peter Pan but with an H. He did not connect.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mets fans seeing Yankees fans crash out from only five errors:
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First Time Meme: Man with Noose
ALT: First Time Meme: Man with Noose
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like many of you am shocked Josh Allen threw a critical 4th quarter interception with an ill advised heave downfield into double coverage.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember a/s/l?
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FYI: You’re gonna have to fast forward A LOT to get to the actual race. Oof.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He only would go there right? So literally no one could even compete for his contract. It all seemed suss.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn’t City give his dad some bullshit consulting job at the same time?
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Roofs don’t belong in baseball. Holy shit. What we just lost. That could have been the longest hit hr of all time or some shit.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like the middle class’ existence in America one day we will tell our grandchildren about this stuff.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bo Bichette started sneaking that in with the high socks this season. Not a fan.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Snitches get stitches.
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Omar Little The Wire
ALT: Omar Little The Wire
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me last week when I won $8.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna be wild when they lose the play in next year.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A snitch is still a snitch Leslie.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s a 0% chance Clemson’s qb wasn’t called “Taint” growing up by bullies. His parents are cruel
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well the holy grail thing was added to the original legends I thought to make it not pagan as was minimizing Merlin. The original welsh mythology was very magical etc wasn’t it tho it’s in that homer region of orally passed down for a long time before being transcribed. Right?
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I may have to hate watch it. I tapped out into the opening first episode tbh. I didn’t even know it was them until I said who tf is making this trash.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol right wingers really can’t cope with there being other religions in the world especially before Jesus. I think DC lore has Merlin as the son of Lucifer tbf so it isn’t the first time.
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Muad’Dave (Lisan/al-Gaib) @davejustdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I tried watching their ridiculous Merlin/King Arthur shit oof. Show me a bitter right winger influencer and I’ll show you someone mad they didn’t make it or fell out of favor in the entertainment industry.
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