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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tonight I learned that listening to Weapon of Choice’s lyrics was a lightbulb moment of HOLY SHIT THE FREMEN IN DUNE ARE CHRISTOPHER FUCKING WALKEN-ING

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ever since I heard this I’ve never been able to get it out of my head…

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I see Unbound Merino have started to use Amazon’s marketing algorithm… I don’t know how they do it. Pure wizardry.

Unbound Merino shopping bag with a Men’s Merino V-Neck T-Shirt… with a suggestion underneath saying “You May Also Like: Men’s Merino V-Neck T-Shirt”

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Friendly reminder… *if you’re able to*, please give blood x

My arm whilst giving blood (needle covered by a bear…)

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Swen has said it multiple times, the most eloquently and succinctly here… yet they almost all *wilfully* ignore him. Laying off decades of dev experience for short term profit and a bullet point on LinkedIn to show off in their next job interview is tantamount to corporate vandalism.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

England’s next match facing this guy though… 👀

Haarland, painted, standing ominously on the skulls of his enemies…

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Honda didn’t hire a team to create Cog, their Rube Goldberg machine commercial needing six months of planning and requiring over 600 takes so you could tell me AI is “inevitable”.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone

Ben Starr presenting an awards at the Golden Joysticks.

Yes, that one.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

My kids did this years ago. Definitely a pattern.

Me sat looking bewildered at the camera after my daughters (barely teenagers) had a ball graffitiing my face, with the highlight being “I AM A LOSER” on my forehead with an arrow pointing downwards to my face.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Better half always has her label printer on her just in case…

Me sat with the label “Knob Head” stuck to my forehead.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Huge congrats to Expedition 33, obvs, but even bigger congrats to my Shart, Jennifer English, who’s soaring higher than Artemis. Jen said winning the BAFTA was the final thing on her old vision board that, until tonight, hadn’t been realised. Jen, this picture is going up on SO MANY vision boards…

The amazing, the beautiful Jennifer English holding her well deserved BAFTA Games Award for Best Performance in a Leading Role

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Netflix’s Puzzled app giving serious What The Fuck vibes today…

A sudoku in Netflix’s Puzzled app whose numbers are arranged in a highly swasticka fashion 👀

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

If the people making the damn mistakes were made to pay them back I can assure you they’d make fewer of them. Write it off and get the money from the Covid contract fraudsters whose issuing department decided to let off, you massively incompetent arseholes.

BBC BREAKING NEWS screenshot saying
“More than 20,000 students told to immediately pay back thousands of pounds in loans that were given in error”

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

One of my favourite GIFs? Why yes, here you go…

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Both lists exactly the same. One is all Bob’s English audiobooks, the other is my Library of Bob’s audiobooks. Exactly the same list, ordered by A to Z. One counts The as the title, the other doesn’t. YOU MAD BASTARDS

Screenshot 1 titles:

And Away
The Hotel Avocado
The Long Shoe
Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
The Satsuma Complex

Screenshot 2: titles

And Away
Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
The Hotel Avocado
The Long Shoe
The Satsuma Complex

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Amazing news!! Looks like we’ve finally got a BG3 TCG!!!

Ad in newsagent window with the words “POKE MAN CARDS SOLD HERE”

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Wait… so my phone is going to start restricting access to parts of my phone if I don’t give them my ID…?? wtaf????

Screenshot of Apple settings saying the following:

Confirm You Are 18+ to Update Your Restrictions

To change these restrictions, the UK requires you to confirm you are an adult.

By continuing, your ID or credit card may be used to confirm you are an adult.

Apple may use information about your payment methods on file or the length of time you have maintained an Apple Account to confirm you are an adult. A valid credit card can help confirm you are at least 18 because you must be an adult to open a credit card account.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Just been reminded about when Paul and Barry Chuckle opened a bookshop…

Paul and Barry stood outside their bookshop “Tome To You”

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I’ve had this as my text alert for about 15yrs…

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

They’ve been teasing this car for well over a week now… when are we going to finally see the new Audi Milano Cortina???

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Looking at the UK Govt website, we could (and should) proscribe ICE as a terrorist organisation… I mean, it nails practically *every* bit of the criteria: www.gov.uk/government/p...

A page of text from the UK government website on how a terrorist organisation is proscribed. The text is as follows:

What is a proscribed organisation?

Under the Terrorism Act 2000, the Home Secretary may proscribe an organisation if they believe it is concerned in terrorism, and it is proportionate to do. For the purposes of the act, this means that the organisation:

commits or participates in acts of terrorism
prepares for terrorism
promotes or encourages terrorism (including the unlawful glorification of terrorism)
is otherwise concerned in terrorism
What is meant by ‘terrorism’ in the proscription context?

“Terrorism” as defined in the act, means the use or threat of action which: involves serious violence against a person; involves serious damage to property; endangers a person’s life (other than that of the person committing the act); creates a serious risk to the health or safety of the public or section of the public or is designed seriously to interfere with or seriously to disrupt an electronic system.

The use or threat of such action must be designed to influence the government or an international governmental organisation or to intimidate the public or a section of the public, and must be undertaken for the purpose of advancing a political, religious, racial or ideological cause.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

How does LinkedIn not have a competitor? I’d rather have a chronically SHIT competitor than have LinkedIn being like a weird ex getting you to come over under false pretences.

Screenshot of my lock screen with a message from LinkedIn saying I have a notification from Rich Keeble

Screenshot of LinkedIn saying that I “may know Rich Keeble”…

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

@charalanahzard.bsky.social but I posted this shortened version of your last vid on there to signpost away from the fucking place. Will *happily* remove if you’d rather it not be there.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Will forever be grateful to be even a tiny cog in the wonderful No. 9 machine, standing in for Marc Bonnar in the rehearsals for the last series. Such a beautifully assembled patchwork of horror and comedy. For one *final* time… let’s go x

Me and my far better half about to enter the Avenue Apollo, stood posing with the title behind us.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

“‘GrandDaddy Halsin’ she calls me. Who am I to tell her otherwise?”

Me holding my beautiful new granddaughter dressed in a bear onesie.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

“Women like me are going to make the women’s bathrooms feel super uncomfortable now…” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Again… if you can, please do, stocks are always lower than they’d like. If you can’t, just spread the word anyway x #GiveBlood TW: needle in arm

Arm with needle draining blood.

“A pint?? That’s very nearly an armful!” etc

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

To say I’m honoured is an understatement. Thank you so much @baftaofficial.bsky.social and especially @baftagames.bsky.social for having me. Here’s to fabulous years ahead 🥂

Email from BAFTA saying that they have accepted me as a member. I know, I can’t quite believe it either.

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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I’m such a *happy* nerd. I love them all so much xx L-R: Scott Joseph, Theo Solomon, Dave Jones, Tim Downie, Samantha Béart, Andrew Wincott, Emma Gregory, Jane Perry.

With some of my wonderful bloody friends, I love them all so much.

L-R: Scott Joseph, Theo Solomon, Dave Jones, Tim Downie, Samantha Béart, Andrew Wincott, Emma Gregory, Jane Perry.

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