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DM Howcroft 🦔

@davehowcroft.com
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Computational linguist teaching computers to use their words in Edinburgh. Queer. Catholic. Immigrant. they/them Languages: en, de, fr, sv Also available at mastodon.social/@_dmh

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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 19/09/2026
Lol, massive job cuts looming at @edinburgh-uni.bsky.social, but funds for two temporary hired guns to come spend 2 years "managing change". Wonder how much their consultants charged them to advise adding these roles...
Job listings for two change manager roles at university of Edinburgh, one of them senior. Salaries from 41 to 61 thousand.
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 12/06/2026
I feel like these need to be in virtually every public building, and many large private buildings like shopping centers or museums
two drinking fountains / water fountains, one of which has a bottle filling station built in
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 01/05/2026
Happy #MayDay y'all. Remember this is a day for long walks in nature with your friends, celebrating the fight for worker's rights.
dinosandcomics 3 panel comic. A dapper dino says "teamwork is very important", a group of dinos stand before them holding up a sign saying "union", the dapper dino says "not like that."
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter! He is risen 💛
Screenshot from the performance art piece "Shia LaBeouf" with an image of Jesus' face pasted over the Shias and the caption altered to say "Wait! He isn't dead! Jesus surprise!"
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 17/03/2026
your last meme saved is your moral philosophy
An orange cat sits on a forklift, the caption says "this cat does not comply with osha regulation..." bc he has no reflective clothing, he's not wearing a hard hat, and is sleeping during forklift operation
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 31/01/2026
Wooooo, finished the #JanuaryPagesChallenge on @thestorygraph.com
A very spiky graph showing that I listened to audiobooks every day this month
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 15/01/2026
Yup, different for me as well
Bluesky trending showing: BTS, Reform Party, Tory Dynamics, Kemi Badenoch, Bandido, AEW Wrestling
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 16/11/2025
Finally got to go to mass for the first time in weeks of traveling. The servicet St Joseph's Cathedral in Hanoi was lovely. Alhamdulillah!
Picture of St Joseph's Cathedral in Hanoi, partly obscured by green hedges in the plaza
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 15/11/2025
Ninh Bình was pretty cool
View of a karst landscape from the top of one of the peaks. A body of water is in the foreground with peaks filling the rest of the left and right side of the frame, as well as the background. A late afternoon sky fills the upper third of the image.
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 14/11/2025
Thought of @ifbookspod.bsky.social at the Sydney airport
A bunch of airport books on display at the Sydney airport. Along them is "The Let Them Theory", which has been covered on the podcast "If Books Could Kill"
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 01/11/2025
At the #INLG2025 gala getting a taste of Vietnamese culture
Performers in Vietnamese traditional clothing are seated on a stage, some with instruments, performing a song. In the background we see the name of the restaurant Dong Son Drum and a screen announcing this is the conference gala dinner for INLG 2025
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 27/10/2025
At the airport for my flight to Hanoi for #INLG2025!!!
A white enby with hair pulled back smiles at the camera with their eyes, rocking their denim jacket and an FFP2 mask. A backpack strap is visible.
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 26/10/2025
Mailed my ballot in today as part of the #WeAreTheUniversity campaign. It is unacceptable how employers are failing the public and their employees, and it is shameful that the prev gov't sacrificed public goods on the Altar of Austerity and that this gov't isn't willing to fix the problem
Dave stands in front of a red Royal Mail postbox holding their ballot envelope in the vote for strike action. In front of the envelope, they hold the insert explaining why you should vote Yes to strike action and Yes to action short of a strike!
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 13/08/2025
Today @ehudreiter.bsky.social let me take a look at his old copy of the #ACL proceedings from 1993. The proceedings for the entire conference fit into about 300 pages and you received a physical copy. My how the times have changed!
Cover of a light Grey book with red text indicating that it's the proceedings of the 31st annual meeting of the association for computational linguisticsShowing page 299 of said book, nearly at the end!
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 05/08/2025
Omg the site description!
Website overview from DDG. The title is "Red-Pilles Movie Reviews" for worth it or woke dot com. It says "BASED reviews" and the summary says "honest Christian conservative reviews of movies, TV shows, and games. Explore content aligning with your family values at worth it or woke".
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 01/08/2025
Hello from beautiful Saarbrücken 💛💛💛
A Dave wearing glasses with long blond hair smiles and toasts you with their Bruch bier
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 27/06/2025
Presented #ASICA at #GramConf2025 today :)
a blond haired person in a blue shirt and orange trousers poses next to their academic research poster
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 21/06/2025
Happy Pride lovelies 💛💛💛 I love you, God loves you, be queer and live your life
Wearing my colorful dungarees and a purple shirt holding up my big B with the T placard posing with a queer affirming reverend and others at St Augustine Church during Pride
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 20/06/2025
This week @uniofaberdeen.bsky.social had a strong presence at #HealTAC2025, a conference on NLP in healthcare. We had a demo from the ASICA project, work from an undergrad working with NHS Grampian, and two PhD students presenting work to help patients! Adarsa Sivaprasad even won best poster!
Seven researchers from University of Aberdeen pose from the balcony of the Glasgow University Union's debate chamber. The balcony and its seats are warm wood colored and the stage behind them gives a similar theatre vibe. The welcome slide for the conference is displayed on a projector above the stage.
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 02/06/2025
If you haven't already, please sign this petition to #StopTheCuts! UK Higher Education ( #UKHE ) is in dire straits after years of neglect by the UK government. Institutions are at a breaking point and we will lose this public good if the government doesn't step up: stopthecutspetition.org.uk
Texts in the colors of the UCU reading "Stop the cuts: fund higher education now!" with stylized scissors and bits of background cut away. A pound sign lurks in the D of fund.
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 25/04/2025
At His Majesty's Theatre in Aberdeen for Seagully Blonde! I was expecting Aberdonian parody of Legally Blonde, but it's even better than I imagined!!! Definitely come see it if you're in the 'Deen and get a chance today or tomorrow🔥🔥🔥
Dave poses in front of a pink poster for the show "Seagully Blonde" wearing their denim jacket and holding a beer
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 26/09/2024
Woke up early this morning to join #INLG2024 virtually! Thanks to the organisers (@siggen.bsky.social) for letting me present even though I couldn't attend in person, and thanks to the folks who came to the poster :) Paper is on the #ACL Anthology if you're curious: aclanthology.org/2024.inlg-ma...
Picture of a laptop screen, showing the poster for my paper "Exploring the impact of data representation on neural data-to-text generation" and my face as I joined the INLG 2024 poster session remotely this morning.
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #52,519!
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 16/04/2024
Bigger! in Glasgow! Let's gòooooooooooooõooøọö!
four chairs sit empty on a stage as a crowd with blurred faces eagerly waits for the show to start
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 13/10/2023
Cheeky halfpint on my way home at the end of the week :)
A round faced white guy with goateeand stubble smiles at the camera and raises a half pint glass, wearing a cool red jacket in a warmly lit pub
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 30/07/2023
Selfie Sunday Challenge RS witha selfie of you right now
A white guy with a goatee wearing femme framed glasses chills out by the lake. His hair is dyed blond but his roots are showing.
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 26/07/2023
Wonder what it will look like if Bluesky ever federates and there's an AP-ATProto bridge. And if Threads ever federates
Fediverse statistics in July 2023. 11 million total users, up 5.7m since last month. 24.5k servers, up 11.2k from last month. 2 million monthly active users, up 617k since last month.
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 08/07/2023
Geek, nerds and weirdls selfie thread, join in
A person with dyed hair and wild eyes sticks out their tongue at you ferociously
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 15/06/2023
Good noon to you! Glad im in time for mugtime
A person with a goatee and dyed blond hair on top of a brunette head holds up a mug where the number 25 is stylised to be an owl logo
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 11/06/2023
Risky business posting feet online, but I'm in
Feet in grey sandals with straps around the ankles. The feet are on a bus and their nails are painted, different colors for each foot
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 02/06/2023
The face of the seasoned traveler killing time because they failed to account for... some buses being full and requiring advance registration
A Dave with floof brown hair and nice glasses frames chills in a Starbucks
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 01/06/2023
Running legs
A leg wearing short shorts seen from above POV with a purple and orange running shoe at the end
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 25/05/2023
That's better
A vibrant blue sky, with some very green sunny leaves in frame as well
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 20/05/2023
Saturday series time
Brown haired guy wearing circular rimmed glasses watches TV on a dark colored sofa
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 20/05/2023
Mine are currently warming a cat
A fluffy black cat is visible between two spread legs clothed in gray trousers. A light pink fleece forms a ceiling warming the cat
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 20/05/2023
Fixed it
Plaque honoring claire hopkin for reaching what's hot
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 20/05/2023
Pay extra, get fast service
A circular blue plaque for welsh heritage declared that Claire Hopkins, an extraordinary skeeter, reached what's hot on 19 may 2023
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 07/05/2023
Y u interrup me?
A voidcat sitting in a catbed looking up at the camera somewhat annoyed at being disturbed from grooming
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 06/05/2023
I issued a challenge on Mastodon using a pic of Salem and it has good interaction but no takers on "let's out hellthread the bluesky crowd" :(
Screenshot of a post by @_dmh@tech.lgbt on Mastodon with a picture of a black cat sitting near a radiator. The text reads:

The #Caturday game on BS is pretty good, but I know we can fill the #fedi with a #megathread of #cats if we want to. I'll start!

Let's see if we can beat their so-called hellthreads with more than 65536 cat posts in a single thread. 

Please help if you're in the mood for silly nonsense and feel free to ignore if you are not 💛

#PleaseBoost
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 06/05/2023
My attempt to post a blue sky in Scotland
A grey sky dominates the portrait image but some underexposed cherry blossoms brighten up the bottom right corner
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 06/05/2023
I've been wanting to watch it for years. Thank you for answering the question I've been asking myself 💛 I reward you with angel crotch
Alan Rickman exposes a genetalia-less crotch as an angel in the movie Dogma
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DM Howcroft 🦔 @davehowcroft.com · 05/05/2023
Here's one i prepared earlier
A human with name wearing a cloth mask with flowers and cats on it smiles for the camera behind a pin they are holding up which says "alas, the straights"
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