Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026His face is much too small for his head and I don't like it. 140
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have two and I don't know which was first. Doctor Who 'Meglos', and an episode of Metal Mickey with a headless horseman in it. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have two and I don't know which was first. Doctor Who 'Meglos', and an episode of Metal Mickey with a headless horseman in it. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Only by default, as there is but one available. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah a quiet early September release is an odd choice when you've got those two dates just hanging there in front of you. 010
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I've had it on my wish list for months, with no release date showing. Even then, I'd not noticed that it had now been released. 110
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yeah I heard that's where J D Vance originally got the idea. 040
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So, which private school is using a game of 20 year old Trivial Pursuit instead of an entrance exam then? 020
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026*bragged. Weird autocorrect changed the whole feel of that message. 010
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026So you're saying that when Mötley Crüe begged about having filthy genitals, you thought that was cool. Perhaps this one belongs on Fesshole, rather than here? 120
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I used a very old bit if free software called WinMorph and quite a bit of Photoshop, then put it all together in Premiere. 100
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I have many questions. But I'm not going to ask any of them, because I genuinely do not wish to know the answers. 010
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I went further and once managed King retard, Dave Clipson These things only becomes visible the second that you release the Send button. 170
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026For me to have the opportunity to be rude to you, you'd have to actually attempt delivery first, and not just pretend you did to maintain your stats. Never going to happen. 011
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I worked for a software firm in the late 90s. Someone counted all the names on the phone list and realised there were more Daves working there than there were women. 140
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The "unseen force" that saves him is a spell, a sort of magical infection in his brain that only saves him to preserve itself. So yes, pretty much exactly like the power of Jesus now that you mention it. 070
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Bet she couldn't drink a glass of water while her husband was talking though. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026No, that's a rutabaga. A reference is an ordained member of the clergy. 120
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Did not work and now my walls are smeared with shit. Again. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It was 20 years ago today that he found out whether he'd still be needed and fed. 010
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Full disclosure: I actually had no idea if that was the correct etymology for vacation. Just looked it up and it turns out it's not quite, but both vacation and vacate derive from the same latin so close enough. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It's right there in the word. If you vacate your house, it's a vacation. Staycation is just an unfortunate mutation that should be culled via survival of the fittest as the language evolves. 100
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Well, that's Tower Bridge with a bunch of bollocks sat on it. 030
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The USA's birthday should be cancelled this year and the whole country should be sent to its room to think about what it's done. 030
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Are you absolutely certain that you didn't just eat a Ford Fiesta? 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Even so, you'd think it would've gone mouldy by now. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026It was only last year, I think, that I learned that Franklin W Dixon never actually existed. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026$4.50 per gallon is about 87p per litre, I don't know how they'll survive this. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026youtu.be/xQlKp5n922E?...youtu.beHi-De-Hi! - End CreditsYouTube video by DavidCroftcouk 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Sure, people shouldn't be treating Madonna that way. But the idea that nobody says the same about male musicians is nonsense. Q magazine had their "Lock ip Your Grandmothers" headline on their Rolling Stones cover in 1989, 37 years ago. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The actual storm *is* oddly hexagonal, but I'm sure there's a reason for that as you say. This image, however, is AI. It shows an octagon, rather than a hexagon, and there are stars where there should be none in the eye of the storm. 110
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026So AI can't even generate a convincing hexagon? "Eight-Sided Hexagon Discovered on Saturn" would've made a nice Sunday Sport headline once upon a time. Perhaps slightly too mathsy though. 41212
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I never knew Joe Lycett did a stint as the First Doctor. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Peter Capaldi looking oddly like Eric Idle there. 010
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Because I quite like Doctor Who I was yesterday subjected to at least three joke articles with the same basic premise of "Doctor Who producers to make a series that would actually be quite good and that people would watch". 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Naive use of the phrase 'soggy biscuit'? Or master bait? 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026#Wordle1734 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 No,no,no. 040
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Farage is what Bertie Wooster would be if Bertie Wooster was a cunt. 000
Dave Clipson @daveclipson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026After all, King Charles has sold his Duchy Organic range via Waitrose for decades now, so this really isn't that unbelievable... 010
