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Stridercest Farmer🐮

@davecest.bsky.social
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/... well considering thats all my fics i guess!
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
finally my trollsona has a name
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
deer dave for the soul
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
YESSSS SLAPS HIS ROBO ASS breaks my hand but its worth it-
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
i tried but tbh my opinions change so much lol you could convince me of most ships even disgusting tier except maybe dirk/women that arent transfem dave lmao
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
🐄
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
YES YES YES YES YES YES augh i gotta draw them more actually i have a shitty dave doodle to share
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
AW MAN i did get that...i need the ds too strawpage !!!
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
aight this seems fun enough and i wanna yap
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i forgot i can share this now lol archiveofourown.org/works/63477211 dshal oviposition if youre into that plus art of that if youre into that
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
SCREAMING I LOVE HIMMMM
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
sittin here
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
a belated vday dirky for my valentineeee yes i still draw sometimes
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
lol? some of these feel too specific and some not specific enough for me fdfhgfh oh well
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
i fucking suck at tiermakers im bad at disliking things lol no shade on even i want to die tier i just prefer it one sided and sads like in canon fhgf (also my preferences change like all the fucking time whoops)
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
lmaooo its simple...i sold my soul to homestuck 15 years ago and never truly left (there was less active phases but this comic is my hole-) it was a comic about stupid lonely teenagers who are def mentally ill and well... i was all of those things too lmao hot take: homestuck good
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
VERY POSITIVELEY...... i fucking love lil bro being enthusastic and just wanting to kiss and make out and do it with their guardian whos like sweating nervously kid...thats...we cant,,, (and then they do) alphacest too lmfao
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
MY BABY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
WORK IT SLUT
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
hmmm tbh? probably alphacest- age gap, daddy issues...good stuff classic dirkdave is right there too tho really any combo of them is doing it for me lmfao and yeah its dave!!! davesprite is probably my fav...thats where my dave phase started lol
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
CANON!!!!
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
MY BABY......and dshal!!!! ahhh thank you!!!!!!!
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
MY STUPID BOY BLESSED CONTENT......
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i cant sleep so...
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
🫡im doing my part! it might be the most important emotion even
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
EATS IT LIKE BEAR
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
AAAA I LOVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH MY BOYSSSS!!! this makes me soooo happy ;v;
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
noooo thats eviiiiiiil im so sorry :(((
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
MY BOYS sniffles...theyre in looooveeeeeee
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
BABBY BABBY BABBBY!!!!!! SCREAMS!!!!!!!!! im feeling better rn <3 playing vibeo gaem with my partner
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
omg thank u..im glasd im fun... hugs you back!!!!
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
thank u latula.......u are cool too.... doin my best
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
wtf do u mean thats a beautiful dave... i wont give up...shits just hard atm but ig technically ive been through worse
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
im just....the dave of guy.......... thank u...
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
im safe!!!! doing my best a bit more drunk than i should be but safe i love ur dog
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
🥺?
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
YASSSSSS!!!!!! furry dirkdave REAL!!! also reminder that i have a strawpage teehee
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
davepetas B33
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
haha i did what im super into in red because uhhhh whoops all monsters
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
charmander was my first starter all the way back in pokemon blue i had a major thing for dragons as a kid so of Course i loved them (not to mention the charmander in the anime!! remember that??? how its original trainer abused it and shit what the fuck dude!!) forever got a soft spot for it now
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
i love you lopunny i dont care if ppl say ur only a sex mon i love u for that lopunny and buneary are the best bun mons if you ask me scorbunny is pretty good but i dont like its evos as much plus: buneary hating you at first is peak bun tbh also pink ass shiny that i love
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
whos that pokemon??????? its wooloo!!!!!! i was so excited when i got it in tcg pocket lol whats not to love about wooloo baby
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
banette was my top fav for a long ass time and its still all the way up there!!! i had like 3? banette ocs back in the day and currently have two plushies of it i generally love me some ghost types
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
in gay news i have a shiny whimsicott on my team permanently because it reminds me of my partner its in a love ball i caught it before we started dating lmfao i love that thang
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
the last shiny i REALLY wanted and finally caught was cramorant look at it so fucking dorky and orange fun fact: its german name is urgl which i think is hilarious
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
obligatory miltank mention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fucking love this card i want it also fun fact that miltank is also miltank in german
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
torchic best pokemon!!! and this is my faaaav card of it augh apply... funny enough i only care for torchic and not its evos (not that i hate em either- but like. sorry blaziken ur cuter as a baby)
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
🥺👉👈
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
if you see this quote post your top 5 on repeat (i cheated bc the top 2 were dnd bg music i dont usually listen to-) ive been mainly lisening to fake type and my halloween playlist so that checks out
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Stridercest Farmer🐮 @davecest.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
and finally its troll hal lmfaooooo along with started out as ds and became an oc and then became a fantroll socken theres a whole gay ass story to these chucklefucks but basically: they fuck off into space and are gay
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