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Dave B

@davebee.bsky.social

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"high functioning" - my therapist "terrific whiskers" - Joyce Carol Oates, about my cat he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

NYT just trolling at this point.

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I've been there but a while ago.

Two young boys walking downhill in a floppy way on a path of broken basalt to a small parking lot containing a few early-'80s vehicles.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Farewell, Milano-Cortino, it's been real slick.

Clasping hands meme. Arm 1: Winter Olympics. Arm 2: Circumcized gooner who just bought premium lube. Clasped fists: Exploiting the possibilities of reduced friction.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Terms and conditions may apply; offer void where prohibited. If you experience nausea, vomiting, sudden hearing loss, or loss of consciousness, call your health care provider.

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

New Tork Times headline reading, “Gavin Newsom implores Democrats to be ‘more culturally normal’”

A photo of Gavin Newsom and Kimberly Guilfoyle in snazzy clothes sprawled on Ann Getty’s rug in a mansion overlooking the San Francisco Bay

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Biblically accurate mid-century communist Christmas light.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

The blessed cinematic universe where Obi-wan and Jean-Luc have a sweaty meeting in an Indian jail.

George Smiley speaks to Karla in a prison cell.

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Posting a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and remind everyone not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the unfair labor practice strike

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

The Na-Baron Barron Trump, wearing a disturbingly Weimar-cut black suit with an Eastern European mafia silk tie, slicked-back hair and raised fist, and a look on his face like, "are we doing this? I guess we're doing this."

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Le nom du père. Nom nom nom.

The Goya painting, Saturn devouring his son -- a big naked guy with long gray hair munching on a much smaller naked guy who's quite bloody.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

What the fuck is even going on with this bullshit?

New York Times hed: Analysis: Charlie Kirk's Legacy Will Weight on the American Experiment: Historians say the lessons of this particular time will depend on Americans themselves, and what kind of a nation they want it to be.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Excuse me, prayers, blame, and what now?

New York Times headline reading, "Prayers, blame and denouncements quickly follow the shooting."

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Attacking empty cars = attacking people?

From NPR: from both sides. In some instances, protesters have attacked and burned cars. But several journalists alleged police have attacked protesters and reporters.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

We're all trying to find the ones who did this.

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in?

Text: Jackson Lahmeyer, a pastor in Tulsa, Okla., and member of Mr. Trump's newly created White House Faith Office, said he liked both the governor and the school superintendent, but sided with Mr. Walters on collecting citizenship data. "This is the agenda of the president who won," said Mr. Lahmeyer, whose church has attracted members of Mr. Trump's family and administration. "We need to know if students are U.S. citizens or if they're not."

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

This is authoritarianism shit or Henry VIII shit.

NYT excerpt: "A spokeswoman for the Department of Homeland Security, Tricia McLaughlin, said in a statement on Sunday night that Mr. Khalil had been arrested 'in support of President Trump's executive orders prohibiting antisemitism.'"

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

That kind of day.

A fluffy cat on his back in the sun on a rug

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Ruling-class copium.

New York Times headline and subhead: Most Americans Say They Have Good Health Insurance, Polls Show. Many have encountered problems with their coverage, but the recent rage on social media is only part of the picture of Americans' views on health care.

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

That’s lotrimin as fuck, bro.

A tube of lotrimin af cream.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

fangy

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Oscar defers to Zanche but likes to show off a bit.

A fluffy light-colored cat yawns, with whiskers

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

A friendly yawn, with fangs

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

post a PERFECT album from the ‘90s that isn't pearl jam, nirvana, soundgarden or alice in chains

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

Having a soft afternoon

A fluffy cat sitting on a bedspread.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

Cat day

A fluffy light-colored cat with blue eyes looks intently at you

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 30/08/2024

Two yip yip Martian muppets looking at a telephone

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

The joke really is on those of us who thought anybody in a prestige media job might have learned a goddamn thing from what happened after 9/11.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 01/05/2024

It's so important for these shitheads to insist they don't have any other options.

The Times quotes a Columbia spokesperson: "After the University learned overnight that Hamilton Hall had been occupied, vandalized and blockaded, we were left with no choice."

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

They can avoid bringing police back by ... not calling the police onto campus.

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Sun fluff!

A fluffy cat belly-up on a sunny chair

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

If you see this post your favorite fictional vehicle

A bald man stares ahead in a low-ceilinged office space, two other people partially in the frame.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

A lot of Oscar fluff this year.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 10/01/2024

Oscar is having a soft evening on the new cat condo.

Fluffy cat looks at camera

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

I’M SURE WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY IN THE HOTDOG SUIT.

I’m George Santos, not the guy in the hotdog suit

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

Search drink in your camera roll

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

Search drinks in your camera roll

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

Dress sexy.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

Quote tweet this with four books you read from your parents’ shelves:

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

The Republican candidates' claimed dick lengths on Grindr:

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

Yawn

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

Grainy black-and-white photo of a kid wearing a unicorn (one-pointed) hat and pointing at a blackboard.

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

An fyi for today:

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Sleepy afternoon.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

The judge who wrote this is a Quotes Guy. Can't argue with Quotes.

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Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

Good evening to everyone except the Supreme Court.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 26/06/2023

Fellas, I got some oral options for ya that'll do it in a lot less than ten minutes.

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 21/06/2023

Dave B @davebee.bsky.social · 20/06/2023

All my cats were vampires, I didn't know they were vampires