Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 14hMy latest humor column looks at parking, privacy, polling places, and porcupines. Well, three out of those four topics. montclairlocal.news/2026/10/mont...montclairlocal.newsMontClairVoyant: Barking about Camera-Surveilled ParkingMontclairvoyant on parking, privacy and polling places. 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 23hMisty the ghost-seeing cat says: "In this case, 'app' is short for 'apparition.'" www.youtube.com/shorts/ttBAq...youtube.comMisty the ghost-seeing cat says: "In this case, 'app' is short for 'apparition.'" #ghost #halloweenYouTube video by Dave Astor 060
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Misty the cat says: "I needed Tums but got Mums." www.youtube.com/shorts/YL_vW...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "I needed Tums but got Mums." #mums #catvideos #catshorts #catlife #catfunnyYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Misty the cat finally gets his "Gone with the Wind" moment: "Frankly, my deer, I don't give a damn." www.youtube.com/shorts/gBZH1...youtube.comMisty the cat finally gets his "Gone with the Wind" moment: "Frankly, my deer, I don't give a damn."YouTube video by Dave Astor 060
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Misty the cat says: "I'm getting pumpkin spice vibes, so I must move on." www.youtube.com/shorts/eTWBf...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "I'm getting pumpkin spice vibes, so I must move on." #october #pumpkin #catsYouTube video by Dave Astor 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Misty the cat humorously guest-blogs on books today... daveastoronliterature.com/2026/10/04/a...daveastoronliterature.comA Feline Focuses on Fiction in the Fall“Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s novel The Autumn of the Patriarch is not about me but should be,” says Misty the cat during one of his leashed walks. (Photo by Laurel Cummins.) Misty the cat here, back f… 151
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Misty the cat asks: "Am I 'Up the Down Staircase' or up the up staircase?" www.youtube.com/shorts/kSeyh...youtube.comMisty the cat asks: "Am I 'Up the Down Staircase' or up the up staircase?" #catsarecool #catstoriesYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Misty the cat says: "I won't be listening to Bill Withers sing 'Ain't No Sunshine' today." www.youtube.com/shorts/a3Ljz...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "I won't be listening to Bill Withers sing 'Ain't No Sunshine' today." #catmemesYouTube video by Dave Astor 050
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Misty the cat says: "This is exactly like the Burr-Hamilton duel, but with a chipmunk and no guns." www.youtube.com/shorts/8oB7m...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "This is exactly like the Burr-Hamilton duel, but with a chipmunk and no guns."YouTube video by Dave Astor 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My latest humor column names more theatrical classics than you could shake a playbill at. montclairlocal.news/2026/10/mont...montclairlocal.newsMontClairVoyant: Broadway in Montclair! (Sort of)Montclairvoyant muses on news. 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Misty the cat says: "The Amazon rainforest isn't quite as lush as I expected." www.youtube.com/shorts/nPUV2...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "The Amazon rainforest isn't quite as lush as I expected." #catfunny #catlifeYouTube video by Dave Astor 160
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Misty the cat says: "As Green Day sang, 'I walk a lonely road.' Actually, it's more of a dirt path." www.youtube.com/shorts/6m0P8...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "As Green Day sang, 'I walk a lonely road.' Actually, it's more of a dirt path."YouTube video by Dave Astor 061
Reposted by Dave AstorDan Antion @dantion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My novels are enrolled in Kindle Unlimited, and I am happy to report that people are reading my latest, The Museum Murders and Bridge to Nowhere and Poetic Justice. Someone also went back to the start and is reading Knuckleheads. You can find them all here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0HJQXLT5Y 021
Reposted by Dave AstorDan Antion @dantion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Many thanks to the people buying my latest novel, The Museum Murders, and the people buying the previous books which have been re-released in a more consistent format. All are available from my Amazon Author page - www.amazon.com/stores/Dan-A... 042
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Misty the cat: "It rained for 3 days and 3 nights." Noah: "Hold my beer." www.youtube.com/shorts/6i8JX...youtube.comMisty the cat: "It rained for 3 days and 3 nights." Noah: "Hold my beer." #catvideos #catshorts #catYouTube video by Dave Astor 151
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Misty the cat says: "The weather is even more pathetic than Dave's slowness with the key." www.youtube.com/shorts/aCghD...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "The weather is even more pathetic than Dave's slowness with the key." #catlifeYouTube video by Dave Astor 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My latest blog post about books... daveastoronliterature.com/2026/09/27/t...daveastoronliterature.comThe 1950s in LiteratureAfter recently reading Truman Capote’s famous 1958 novella Breakfast at Tiffany’s, I realized that my periodic posts over the years about a specific decade of literature had not yet included the 19… 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Misty the cat: "I'm keeping the pillow warm for when my college human comes home for Thanksgiving." www.youtube.com/shorts/2NK-r...youtube.comMisty the cat: "I'm keeping the pillow warm for when my college human comes home for Thanksgiving."YouTube video by Dave Astor 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Misty the cat says: "I'm irked that the tree behind me has bark but no meow." www.youtube.com/shorts/KowWc...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "I'm irked that the tree behind me has bark but no meow." #catsanddogs #catlifeYouTube video by Dave Astor 150
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Misty the cat says: "That intersection has intersectionality." www.youtube.com/shorts/k4kA4...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "That intersection has intersectionality." #catvideos #catshorts #catmemes #catYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My latest humor column comments on the growing number of rats in my town, invasive license-plate-reader cameras, the welcome halting of local ICE detainee transfers, and more. montclairlocal.news/2026/09/mont...montclairlocal.newsMontClairVoyant: Column Created with Council News BelatedIn this week's column, the MontClairVoyant discusses latest Montclair Township council news, such as rats, redevelopment and more. 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Misty the cat says: "'The Birds' movie isn’t as scary as I thought. Do better, Hitchcock." www.youtube.com/shorts/Hkg1W...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "'The Birds' movie isn’t as scary as I thought. Do better, Hitchcock." #catlifeYouTube video by Dave Astor 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Misty the cat says: "It's the first full day of autumn, a season when leaves and my leash fall off." www.youtube.com/shorts/KnyH2...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "It's the first full day of autumn, a season when leaves and my leash fall off."YouTube video by Dave Astor 041
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Misty the cat says: "Why did the kitty cross the sidewalk? To get to the other side." www.youtube.com/shorts/Tcst6...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "Why did the kitty cross the sidewalk? To get to the other side." #catmemes #catYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Misty the cat muses: "Time to start my reelection campaign for apartment-complex king." www.youtube.com/shorts/tcOWF...youtube.comMisty the cat muses: "Time to start my reelection campaign for apartment-complex king." #catfunniesYouTube video by Dave Astor 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My latest blog post about books... daveastoronliterature.com/2026/09/20/i...daveastoronliterature.comIn Fiction, Quirks Offer PerksAngine de Poitrine! The video I took this screenshot from is at the end of today’s post. I recently heard about a French-Canadian musical duo named Angine de Poitrine, and I must say that getting-v… 050
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Misty the cat says: "Before the rain the birds get noisy/That doesn't mean I live in Boise." www.youtube.com/shorts/DQguo...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "Before the rain the birds get noisy/That doesn't mean I live in Boise." #birdsYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Misty the cat says: "In honor of Thomas Edison and the light bulb, I offer incandescent eyes." www.youtube.com/shorts/q2wWi...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "In honor of Thomas Edison and the light bulb, I offer incandescent eyes." #catsYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Misty the cat asks: "In these dark times, how can that van be 'WorryFree'?" www.youtube.com/shorts/vRrhh...youtube.comMisty the cat asks: "In these dark times, how can that van be 'WorryFree'?" #catvideos #catshortsYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My latest humor column… montclairlocal.news/2026/09/mont...montclairlocal.newsMontClairVoyant: The News Isn’t Nice, and That Includes ICEMontclairvoyant ponders whether "blue towns" are being targeted by ICE. 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Misty the cat says, "'Jeopardy' clue: cement. 'Jeopardy' answer: What am I walking on?" www.youtube.com/shorts/GSavp...youtube.comMisty the cat says, "'Jeopardy' clue: cement. 'Jeopardy' answer: What am I walking on?" #jeopardyYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Reposted by Dave AstorMother Jones @motherjones.com · 17/09/2026Ed Sheeran? Change the channel, at least according to AOC. The New York representative recently weighed in on the Macklemore-Ed Sheeran dispute, highlighting the real conversation here: Billionaires will be a threat to free speech when they want. 19788214
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Misty the cat says: "Under that grill is a subterranean world of cats who host podcasts." www.youtube.com/shorts/SXIKu...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "Under that grill is a subterranean world of cats who host podcasts." #podcastYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Misty the cat asks: "Where's the ceiling fan making these branches move?" www.youtube.com/shorts/WQyWb...youtube.comMisty the cat asks: "Where's the ceiling fan making these branches move?" #ceilingfan #windy #catsYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Misty the cat notes: "When you're on a rock, all you can say is 'rock on.'" www.youtube.com/shorts/-JVUE...youtube.comMisty the cat notes: "When you're on a rock, all you can say is 'rock on.'" #catvideos #catshortsYouTube video by Dave Astor 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My latest blog post about books... daveastoronliterature.com/2026/09/13/b...daveastoronliterature.comBack Catalogs, Here We Come!Reading fiction offers many pleasures. I’ll discuss one of those pleasures today. Discovering an excellent living author you’ve never read before is a great feeling, and it can be even greater when… 031
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Misty the cat says: 🎵 "'Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.' 🎵 Except it's Sunday." www.youtube.com/shorts/i7eKE...youtube.comMisty the cat says: 🎵 "'Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.' 🎵 Except it's Sunday." #catsYouTube video by Dave Astor 030
Reposted by Dave AstorBluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Irish President Catherine Connolly to Trump, “I conveyed the strong view of the Irish people that the normalisation of war and genocide can never be accepted'. Trump walked away angry & pouting as usual whenever he encounters a strong intelligent woman. Another day. Another embarrassment. ========== 1241565467
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Misty the cat says: "With gas prices high, Rolls-Royce has downsized its cars." www.youtube.com/shorts/FdNUs...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "With gas prices high, Rolls-Royce has downsized its cars." #catlife #catmemesYouTube video by Dave Astor 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Misty the cat says: "That orange bin must be somewhere." www.youtube.com/shorts/1Zqtd...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "That orange bin must be somewhere." #catvideos #catshorts #catfunny #catlifeYouTube video by Dave Astor 051
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My latest humor column includes some weird car humor… :-) montclairlocal.news/2026/09/mont...montclairlocal.newsMontClairVoyant: Big Birthday for a Maple StapleMontclairvoyant reflects on recent news. 030
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Misty the cat says: "When I looked around the corner, the unicorn was gone." www.youtube.com/shorts/DpJjF...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "When I looked around the corner, the unicorn was gone." #unicorn #catfunny #catYouTube video by Dave Astor 040
Dave Astor @daveastor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Misty the cat says: "Though we don't quite look alike, my stunt double does great work." www.youtube.com/shorts/VmnRs...youtube.comMisty the cat says: "Though we don't quite look alike, my stunt double does great work." #squirrelYouTube video by Dave Astor 040