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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Gulf of Mexico Lake Ontario PERIOD. I have gradually switched away from Google services since you began to suck on those big old yam titties. You sons of bitches at Alphabet are kowtowing to a dictator. Pathetic. Everyone on your product team should be ashamed everyday to work in service of fascism

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Rename Fresh Kills to Trump Kills

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Just need to get some positive vibes out right now before 🤯

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Such animal abuse making him watch me eat after we're out of treats

Red pit bull terrier lying outside on an urban boardwalk

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Thank you! You have made me wiser.

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Patrick heard skateboarders—one of the final big bads in our list of triggers we've encountered over the last 2+ years. Also, he pulled me into this parking deck because he could hear drummers practicing in Central Park #durhamnc

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Collage night at the arts center #pittiesky #tabbysky #tortiesky AI how to beg for bsky 💙💛🤎 “I hate asking, but boost this if it resonates”🤷🏼 “Obligatory shameless self-promotion”😬 “Algorithm offering to the gods”👎🏼 “Throwing this into the stream again”🐩 That can be sincere, ironic, or half-joking.🙄

Collage of adorable red pit bull terrier a brown pudgy tabby cat and an imposing closeup on a tortie

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Interrupting your feed to advertise my new film

Play on movie poster of Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri with photo if the touching butts of a two cats and a dog

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

So if I post that that someone posted about normally getting three or four likes but someone got 460 after posting a picture of a fried egg, can I get at least 10 likes for that? We'll see. And congrats on breaking out of Bluesky purgatory! I'm going to add a dog pic for good measure.

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

After 9 years in one place, the cats have been rehomed (same human, much smaller space) and Buster seems to be telling me it's all good. #tabbysky

Tabby couch sitting atop couch cushion with front leg stretched and paw resting on human arm

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Go ahead reopen Alcatraz and reserve it for special prisoners, like ones that need their own secret service detail. Can't have secret service taking motor boats back and forth all the time when shifts change. He can serve his time for his crimes there. No TV. No internet. No phone. Trophies? Yes...

Collection of many medals and trophies on a thrift store

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

One Night in Tehran and you get this popcorn ♟️🪈 #MurrayHead

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Buster has no idea that he and Lucille will be uprooted for the second major time in their dozen years with me. Dave Actually will be relocating (somewhere between 1 and 10,000 miles). A lot of mourning going on.

Tortie cat and tabby cat loaves on their bed

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Just in case anyone needed a picture of a rescue staffie on his double dog bed

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Whatever Happened To Baby Jane Doe?

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I'm slapping this bumper sticker on my car tonight

Bumper sticker: I'd Rather Visit A Migrant Crossing Island with a pontiffs hat and migrants coming ashore N island

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

What ICE does on a daily basis across the country from Maine to Tennessee to Hawaii should forever undermine any trust in DHS under this administration. Getting rid of Noem won't stop ICE, though it's a start.

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Got a Substack. daveactually.substack.com Not as excited as Olivia Colman was when she adorably giggled “got an Oscar”, but I am similarly discombobulated by the milestone.

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

88% of Americans couldn't differentiate between Joan of Arc and Joan Van Ark

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

It's a read herring, as in, if you read the Constitution, you'd know these are crimes being committed in plain daylight

Finally, a use of AI we can all agree is, is, at worst, annoying. Cartoon Herring is reading the Constitution

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

For real let's all try to go to sleep (on U.S. East Coast) The hellish revelations will still be there tomorrow. #catsky @busterisbaroque.bsky.social

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Buster would like to remind you that it's okay to be filled with fury at Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, RFKJr, Vance, Trump, etc for all the evil, heinous sh*t they've done. Now keep rage-scrolling! No. Try to get 5 hours of sleep. And don't eat two Costco cheese danishes before bed. #tabbysky

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

What other past and ongoing horrors is Attorney General Pam Bondi ignoring? What further cruelties will she condone and vaporize all evidence of?

Attorney General Pam Bondi ignoring a hypothetical firing squad executing American residents indiscriminately

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi hates America

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

They pay about a $1 to get your opinions on everything under the sun, including your feelings on the people at the top. I thought I was contributing to the greater good by sharing my voice. Another brand that will never come back. They've probably been compromised far longer than I know.

Telling gallup to take me off their panel lists after they bent the knee to trump

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I had a crush on Deborah Van Valkenburgh in Too Close For Comfort. She was the Joyce DeWitt to Lydia Cornell's Suzanne Somers. Thank you for giving me just the tangent I needed to finally share this with the internet.

Lydia Cornell, Ted Knight, Deborah Van Valkenburgh in Too Close for Comfort

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

That was around the time it snowed in Miami (on The Golden Girls)

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Trump told the nation he had nothing to do with Epstein and NBC's Tom Llamas pushed him hard over 49 minutes during a hard-hitting interview, so we just need to leave it at that 🙄 (h/t @zeteo.com @mehdirhasan.bsky.social) NBC should have done 49 minutes with the Epstein survivors

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Pam Bondi is blaming their document management system for the seemingly non-existent progress on releasing the #epsteinfiles. Understandable.

Microsoft Redactor 97, The Ultimate Redaction Tool! Clippy says, "it looks like you're trying to censor something!"

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

It's the document management system's fault. They're still using Redactor 97

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Anne Frank didn’t write from a death camp but while hiding like 1000s of children in MN and the US are currently doing, from a state that is ripping families apart without due process. The comparison is apt. Some see every comparison as a statement of equivalence. To many it’s a warning.

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Dave (he/they) @daveactually.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

He has a son the same age as Liam and feels no shame about anything. Another mixed race child makes us a better country and part of the MAGA base disagrees. So.I congratulate him ironically. Since he'll be president someday, he can prove me wrong. Either way I welcome that scenario asap

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