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Scottish, disgusted by all things MAGA & Reform

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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 1h
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Green Wing Guy Secretan's Operating Room Synth
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 1h
Wow, she's simply stunning!!
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 17h
Totally valid crash out. I'd also wonder how he can operate machinery with claws when they're clearly designed for hands.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 17h
The Thing, John Carpenter. 1982
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 17h
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Kevin Bridges Kev Bridges
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 18h
And what percentage of men are failing the test? I'd hazard it's higher than 10%
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 19h
www.maptap.gg October 7 100🎯 86🎓 86🎓 61🤨 80👏 Final score: 781
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Jim Halpert: So Close
ALT: Jim Halpert: So Close
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 20h
Loose = Opposite of Tight Lose = Opposite of Win The creator of the gif can't spell.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 21h
Oops, gif fail.....
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 21h
Anytime anybody outside his sycophant inner circle is within shouting distance of trump, is a missed opportunity to shout "pedophile" at him. I'm constantly disappointed by this.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 21h
Watching from Scotland hoping it's a clean sweep for Democrats, I'm sick of the current occupiers driving prices up around the world.
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Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 21h
To be fair, if a nazi base camp took up a pitch next to me, I'd move too!
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 22h
Did you read the whole thing or skim it?! 🤣
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 6 94🏆 96🏅 98🔥 90👑 92👑 Final score: 932
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Goodnews Finally
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
More balls than any guy.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dave here in Scotland in solidarity, boycotting all American goods as much as possible.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He'd fall asleep halfway through the test and soil himself.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Soccer Player's Painful Rear Injury Treatment
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
27%??!! Are they brain damaged?
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Citation required on grocery prices given they're mostly delivered by diesel.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If anyone asks what TDS is, show them this clip.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 3 86🎓 45🥶 83😁 95🏅 94🏅 Final score: 864 Brought it back from the brink, I'm not too familiar with Canada!
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Stephen Abootman: I'm Not Gonna Look Like An Idiot
ALT: Stephen Abootman: I'm Not Gonna Look Like An Idiot
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1210 🟩🟦🟪🟪 🟦🟪🟨🟪 🟦🟪🟨🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟦
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Shrek: Join The Club, We've Got Jackets
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyways thought he said I.P. Freely
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Savage war crime. No words.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, it's my go to "at least you're not as bad as us" routine. Guess I've no argument anymore! Well, there's always our TV licence. Get back to me when they threaten you with prison for not paying it!
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also to confuse matters, our imperial gallon is different to a US gallon. 1 Imp = 1.2 US which is why I specify US in my calculations!
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Metric, my local price for diesel, equivalent to $10.04 per us gallon.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fingers crossed, but looking from across the pond I'm not sure you won't be cheated/denied the result. ALSO, Americans are famously insular, what the rest of the world sees ignorant citizens won't. They'll always vote R. Prove me wrong, PLEASE!
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Connections Puzzle #1207 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪< WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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Soprano: Get The Fuck Outta Here
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IV, V, VI & Rogue One are the only movies worth watching IMO. Everything else, nah. Oh, and Disney.......
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The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead Meme
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never thought I'd see the day where US fuel prices are on par with UK fuel prices. Welcome to hell!
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No Money Broke: Confused Travolta Wallet
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Over half will be bots, a quarter of the people viewing will be checking it out because they didn't believe the idiot would actually say that, and the rest will be the mouth breathing morons that believe him no matter what.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your last line, that's what the rest of the world sees and remembers. There's no other explanation for what's happening.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Wash Soap
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🦋Fiona McGee🦋🚫👑🐈🐈‍⬛ @judymccarthy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hear hear, well said. His bullshit views died with him.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't even spell Jizz correctly... lol
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
May I suggest an addition? Wine X 2 Dinner
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not one under 90, congrats!
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Corner Gas: Hank Yarbo - Step Into The '90s
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish to never see that stain on humanity ever smile again.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 24 95🏅 85😁 78😁 61🤨 70😑 Final score: 729 Now THAT'S close! Ooft!
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J Alexander: Okay Then Kmt
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Michael Scott's Amused Laugh
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 23 91👑 87🎓 89🎉 84😁 75🌞 Final score: 833
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Vin Diesel: Winning Is Winning
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Connections Puzzle #1200 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪 < WHAT?
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James Franco's Puzzled 'Wait What' Expression
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I bet he wishes he had COVID so he couldn't smell him.
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Dave @dave767.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cracking channel to follow, trump without trump. Hear what he has to say without hearing or seeing him, puts his nonsensical rants into a comical voice! youtube.com/@julietjeske
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Juliet Jeske - Decoding Fox News
Host of The Decoding Fox News Podcast at Substack and most podcast platforms. https://decodingfoxnews.substack.com On Twitter at https://twitter.com/DecodingFoxNews
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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