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@dave27.bsky.social
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footie and bball, mostly mostly cfc, hearts, celtics, knicks Pulp Man of the Year

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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why I don't feel good about the extremely critical upcoming elections, like wtf even is this loser ass shit?
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Scrappy bunch of lads for our carabao cup match today! Up the fuckin Chelssssszzz #chelsea #cfc
PENDERS
ACHEAMPONG
LACROIX
COLWILL (C)
GUSTO
WATSON
CHAVARRIA
ESTEVAO
GITTENS
WELBECK

Martinez Fofana Hato James Neto Palmer Quenda Rogers Joao Pedro
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So we get rid of Enzo just to pursue this even bigger garbage human being? Don't care how bad Sanchez may be at times, I don't want Emi ever. #cfc
Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano

Emiliano Martínez already said yes to Chelsea project. He wants the move and hopes for #CFC switch ahead of the deadline.

Tottenham are currently not involved as they are happy (so far) with Kinsky and Dubravka.

Decision up to Chelsea. Internal talks ongoing.
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Robert Sanchez for the last 61 mins
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yep, pretty much the story of the first half. #cfc #fulche
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What have I done, sweet Jesus, what have I done? Become a thief in the night, become a dog on the run...
Made a cafe mocha using Vietnamese coffee concentrate with gold standard protein mix... surprisingly okay.
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For the love of all good things please keep our 2 center backs healthy this season. I cannot afford the mental stress any of their backups will cause me. #cfc
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Found a forbidden pipe cleaner today... no touchy!
american dagger moth
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"I bought this before Elon went crazy" like bitch he's been this way since 2008, a legitimately evil person publicly saying horrible things in 2016, then straight up doing Nazi salutes with Republicans in 2025, then a complete ghoul while they're all still out there buying new Model Ys
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey #cfc people who watched today's match against JDT, do you agree with fotmob rating Liam Delap with a 9.0? From what I was seeing on my feed, looks like it should be lower...
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Alright who else is planning to dress up like Angine de Poitrine for their Halloween couples costume?
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Buncha casuals out there collecting these NBA Topps Now cards. OG's card listed 3rd here quite literally goes sooo much harder in the paint than Bron's and Flagg's. 😤
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hummingbird moth feasting on bee balm
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Biggest Loser Today (and pretty much everyday)
Elon Musk lost $20 billion dollars in a day, is a big fucking loser
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi and Enzo trying to tattletale on Cucurella for covering his mouth is pure comedy
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Spain looked good yesterday. Made an explosive French attack useless by shutting down midfield. Sort of like that horse meme...
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is the moment Sorloth decided to throw away Norway's chances, instead of a pass to the world's best striker Haaland. England saw this and said "oh, we got this."
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Angine de Poitrine live at the Montreal Jazz Festival 🔻🗯️♾️
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
🎵 I only vacuum when it rains 🎵
Vacuuming a rug
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
For a second I was like, "hehe some idiot put an extra M in there" then remembered this match is taking place in Toronto
Jumbotron with word "remplacement" to notify fans of Ivory Coast substitution
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
LET'S FUCKING GO USMNT ⚽ SHUT THE FUCK UP ALEXI LALAS 🙊 CLINT DEMPSEY FOREVER ✌🏾 LOVE TO THE AUSSIES, ESPECIALLY THIS ONE 🐶
Australian Shepherd
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Mamdani and KAT leaning and rocking with it 🏆
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sudden urge to do guttural chanting
Meteor falling near an erupting volcano
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Jayson Tatum's kids book has... kind of a weird ending. #celtics
The Ballers splashing bottles breast milk all over Baby Dunks-A-Lot after scoring the game winning half court dunk.
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Chelsea starting xi vs Atalanta #ucl Happy to finally see Josh in the mix
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Any other Grit Collective music weirdos out there? Any specialists who love exploring experimental sounds? Ok then. #spotifywrapped
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Spotify Wrapped 2025 let's see yours
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Anyone watching the USL League One final? Last time my Hearts played the Pittsburgh Riverhounds we had an epic match. Elite club name. Backing them today over FC Tulsa.
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
What are we even doing here, guys? #costco
Marinara pasta chips display case
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Guiu playing with the mark of Sauron rn
Orc with white hand of sarumon
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Susan C Worthington, looking like a damn goomba from Super Mario Bros (1993)
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Boy do I love me some everything bagel seasoning on scrambled eggs
Scrambled eggs with everything bagel seasoning over toast in the morning sun
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Just absolutely insane shooting this first quarter
Team comparison stats between Celtics and Cavs Q1
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Soft boiled eggs with crispy onions left over from last night's Thai fried chicken and laoganma chili crisp #breakfast #food
Soft boiled eggs with crispy onions and chili crisp in the morning sun
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
These arms... are not... human arms. I really hate ai and I really hate the person that typed into the prompt, "generate ten images of cutesy college aged girls, each with their mouth expressively open, wearing our dumb t-shirts." Save a dollar on real models, look like a dumbass to the world.
A very bad ai generated image of a person with their mouth expressively open, modeling a T-shirt, and their arms do not resemble human arms.
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
today in moth caterpillars (no touchy)
American Dagger Moth caterpillars are harmful to humans because their fuzzy hairs contain toxins that can cause skin irritation, burning, itching, and rashes when they become embedded in the skin. While not typically a pest that requires control in trees, direct contact with the caterpillars should be avoided, especially for sensitive individuals who may experience more severe allergic reactions.
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It does kind of work if you turn your screen upside down
Net approval rating showing Trump 2nd term % points are the worst compared to Obama, Biden, and Trump 1st term
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Cleansing your timeline with a pic I took earlier today of a bee napping on a zinnia flower.
a bee napping on a zinnia flower
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
lmao at the people complaining about this, have your stopwatch ready to go like everyone else! #UTFH
We also hear from people who wish that the stadium could have a video board. We do too, but those are very expensive! We are trying to save up for that future upgrade, but in the meantime, I would suggest pulling up video of our games on ESPN+ as a way to see replays.

One thing that is NOT broken - even though some fans think so! - is the stadium clock. I know many people wish the scoreboard would show time ticking during stoppage time, but at all pro soccer stadiums across the globe, the in-stadium clock does not extend beyond the 45 and 90 minute marks, in the interest of fan, player, and referee safety. I know you are accustomed to seeing a stoppage time clock on TV, but due to historical incidents in global soccer related to the unpredictability of "unofficial" timekeeping, it is customary at all pro soccer stadiums to avoid showing a stoppage time clock within the venue. If you weren't aware of that previously, now you know!
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
In case you were interested in my current and highly-subject-to-change ranking of Coen Brothers movies:
1. No country for old men

2. Fargo

3. A serious man

4. Barton fink

5. The big lebowski

6. Raising Arizona

7. Burn after reading

8. The hudsucker proxy

9. True grit

10. O brother where art thou

11. Intolerable cruelty

12. The man who wasn't there

13. Blood simple

14. The ladykillers

15. Millers crossing

Haven't seen:

Inside lewin davis

Hail Caesar

The ballad of buster scruggs
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Still laughing about the NBA proudly posting this bit of insanity
ig screenshot of NBA key dates and the bazillion networks needed to watch them all
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
PSA: Bald faced hornets (wasps) REMEMBER YOUR FACE, KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP, AND CAN GET IN YOUR HOME WHENEVER THEY DAMN WELL PLEASE.
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Today's monarch butterfly enjoying a zinnia flower, just after defending it from a hungry ruby throated hummingbird.
Monarch butterfly spreading its wings on a zinnia flower
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
"Look, I don't have time to rank all the Coen brothers movies, I'm trying to identify a butterfly here." -me, possibly the first time in history a husband has said these specific words Today's visitor, I think, is a great spangled fritillary (or an Aphrodite fritillary?) with battle scarred wings
Great spangled fritillary butterfly perched on an orangey-red zinnia
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Today's visitor - a black swallowtail butterfly
black swallowtail butterfly feeding on pink and red zinnias
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The Boston Celtics are absolutely COOKED this season.
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Interesting chart from @nizaarkinsella.bsky.social BBC sport article on Chelsea emphasizing how young our core group, along with new signings are. Caicedo, Cole, Levi, Enzo, Cucu, James, and Sanchez with new acquisitions like Pedro, Estêvão, Hato, Liam, Gittens... Whoa! www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
When she shows up I'm all, "Hello beautiful, my little lovely, my pride & joy" #hummingbird #birding
hummingbird feeding on zinnia
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Can confirm these were Catholics! "...yeah okay you guys something happened but it wasn't that bad so we're going to be doing business as usual and as a friendly /vaguely threatening reminder definitely don't talk about it..."
"We found no crime has been committed," the priest reported to the seminary community. "Fr. John will resume his responsibilities as professor at the seminary. He will also continue with his administrative responsibilities as Vice-Rector. However, he will temporarily step away from his role as house father and formator at St. Joseph's Parish house."

"I ask for the good of all you not to discuss [sic] this matter among yourselves or with others," the email concluded.
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dave🧿 @dave27.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
::face palm::
No alt text needed other than fuck this guy
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