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Taco Dave

@dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy
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Puzzle author, artist, weirdo. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ puz.fun/@dave, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Omar is a fuck head that looks easy to draw. #BBUK #FuckHomophobia #FuckTransphobia #FuckFearMongeringOverWitchcraft #GetOmarOut
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I can’t remember what the R stands for in SHRIMP… Software Hardening _________ Information Management Protocol #InfoSec #ShitPosting #GrilledShrimp #AllYouCanEatShrimp
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I can’t remember what the R stands for in SHRIMP… Software Hardening _________ Information Management Protocol #InfoSec #ShitPosting #GrilledShrimp #AllYouCanEatShrimp
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I feel like the Boston South Station souvenir penny pressing machine, spinning my wheel and never accomplishing anything except for wasting folks’ resources until they realize I’m never going to succeed at what I was made to do.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Commodified Intelligence: herecomesthemoon.net/2026/09/commod…
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Question for those of you in Canada or the UK or other non-America English-speaking countries: is there an even U-ier U that can be placed after the letter U in American English words to make them Bri'ish English innit gobna?
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
An app I put a lot of hard work and love into at my day job is being sunset today. 🙁
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Healthcare plan from #Texas Lt. Gov. candidate Vikki Goodwin. #VikkiGoodwin www.vikkigoodwin.com/healthcare
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Healthcare — Rep. Vikki Goodwin
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once again: anyone who thinks rape victims come forward for any reason except telling the truth at great fucking cost to themselves is a brainwashed bastard
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Sometimes to be a multi-hyphenate, some of the words between the hyphens gotta be “son-of-a-bitch”.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
I’m not saying pro-Palestine activists paid Etsy witches to manipulate the weather to force the triangle-obsessed ginger’s shows to be canceled, but I’m also not *not* saying that.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Today has been an enlightening day, but the enlightenment has been the shitty kind, about the nature of people. and I’ve spent a lot of the afternoon crying as a result.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
I’m going on like my second or third week of not being given any actual work at my day job because my project manager isn’t assigning me anything and the business team isn’t testing any of my existing tickets. It’s extremely depressing to spend EIGHT FUCKING HOURS A DAY waiting for people to do […]
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
My doctor asked if I’m struggling with depression. I said “no, it comes to me quite easily, actually.” 👈😎👈
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
¿Kiss from arroz? Are you telling me Seal made out with this rice???
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Today marks 15 years without a colon. The body dysmorphia depression train keeps on chuggin' along...
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Current depression level: everything is terrible, I’m overstimulated, broke, overwhelmed. My car is at the shop. I’m stuck at my apartment with no way to deal with recycling or moving stuff to storage like I planned. Mystery hunt is… a lot… and I’m a shit puzzle author. Work is quiet… too quiet […]
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Tired; S4G = Straight for gay Wired: S4G = Soup for girls
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
West Virginia Mount me papa Take me home Cvnty hoes
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
K-pop Stans disgust me, like wtf can’t you just use a regular coffee maker and scoop the grounds into a filter like a normal person? K-pops are so wasteful and put so much plastic into our landfills all in the name of single servings of coffee.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Apologizing to your friends for being an attention whore and promising you’ll stop and then *immediately* ordering fajitas.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
I write sins not tragedies but it’s “I chime in with haven’t you people ever heard of… COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST?!” “Cooooooookie crisp!”
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Still sick and still dealing with depression. The sinus problems are a little less terrible but I’m still feeling the pressure of juggling too many things with too few brain cells available.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
I’m 320lbs on the Kinsey scale.
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Micr0byte @micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
idk who made this, but my dad sent me this, and this is PEAK funny
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Made it home safe and sound, with the caveat that I have some combination of outdoor allergies from Boston, indoor allergies from the Dave Cave, and mild con crud/travel whatever that’s making me sneeze endlessly. Had a great time with the team working on writing and testing puzzles and things […]
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
My love life is like the commuter rail: - Run a train on it - Wish more people would ride it - Kinda tight inside - The caboose is loose - ::robotic text to speech announcer voice:: *the 8:00 train to Providence is now boarding on track 3* - Conductor fucktor
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
I decided to try the homeopathic approach. I have too many notebooks so since in homeopathy they say that “like cures like”, I am attempting to cure my notebook hoarding with more notebooks.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
I wish I knew how to twerk. There’s a hate-monger near Harvard Square spewing Islamophobia in the name of Jesus and someone needs to be a clown near him to visually affirm the clown bullshit he is spewing verbally.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
_opens a can of brown sugar baked beans and puts in a large straw_ “I can’t believe Aldi has canned boba tea!”
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
Pleased to announce that you’ll soon be able to snag one of my “Mothman Says Trans Rights” stickers at The Crypt in Providence, RI, home city of the current, reigning, and defending MIT Mystery Hunt champions, The Providence Bureau of Invest-Egg-Ations.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
So disappointed that one of the retailers for my book never paid me, didn’t answer my emails initially afterward, claimed not to have received my invoice when I visited back in July, and since then seems to have blocked my email and my Facebook/Messenger. I’m already making next to nothing on […]
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
If you ever see me eating, please knock the food out of my hand. Take it away from me and throw it away. Punch me if you have to.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Too fat and claustrophobic for team bowling outing so heading back to my hotel to cry instead. Fun times.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Iowa (derogatory)
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Tfw you take the train to Alewife but can’t find one going to Ciderhusband.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
In addition to that happenstance, I got a reply from a check-in how’s-it-going email to a retailer for my Route 66 book this morning, and it simply said he thinks he’ll be reordering more soon. Whenever I work on puzzle stuff, it feels like the universe gives me signs that I’m on the right path […]
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
I believe humanity has progressed to the point where huge miracles are passé and God or the universe tend to give things clues or hints or shoves in the right direction instead. Case in point: this morning I found that a dear puzzle community friend happens to be in the Boston area near me for […]
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Being in Boston/Cambridge makes me even more pissed off that instead of a walkable city with decent transit and a Mediterranean slop bowl establishment every 20 meters, Fort Worth has… (checks notes) a mayor who sold out the city to Christian nationalists and a county judge who sends you to jail […]
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
Nobody: absolutely no one: me: “double butt. The three cheek experience”
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
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businesses with ugly AI menu redesigns!!!
I like supporting local businesses but it's so disheartening to see the increasing use of genAI in their branding/marketing/etc. Yuck yuck YUCK!!!
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
¿Eres usted a dumb bitch?
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
I’m tired of temperatures that are obtuse angles
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Please don’t use the C-word. It’s racist against incels that have a relationship with their AI companion living inside the brain of a Furby that they transplanted into a Realdoll.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleofReddi…
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 🦆 DUCKS 🦆 OUT 🦆 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 🦆 FOR 🦆 HARAMBE 🦆 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Luckily, the dasher has a fairly unique name and I was able to find someone on Facebook with the name that lives nearby, messaged them and vaguely asked if they just delivered food for DoorDash because they might've dropped something, and got them their card back. But it should not have been […]
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Annoyed with DoorDash. I had some food delivered via the restaurant's own app but DD handled it. Ok, fine. Well, the dasher accidentally dropped their credit card when delivering the food, and the DD link for contacting the dasher stops working after delivery takes place. I called the number […]
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Tonight at 6pm: News 5 investigates — disturbing allegations surfacing that local man “drew a maze” and “needed to make something” — residents are asking “how?” News 5’s Scrumpert Stratchelyfield has more.
A large black and white maze with alternating sections of straight and diagonal maze passages. The middle features a series of bridges or tunnels, crossing a hatched area, which has dinosaur bones and fossils drawn amidst rocks in the larger gaps.
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Taco Dave @dave.puz.fun.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Cubes for Girls (TM) and other shapes.
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