David Paris @dave.paris · 15/05/2025When the Greens were preparing to assume the balance of power in 2011, then Leader Senator Bob Brown saw the future. - Greens leader backs Waters for top job www.smh.com.au/natio... 120
David Paris @dave.paris · 05/05/2025LNP accidentally gave themselves exposure therapy. After inoculation via generational weirdos Abbott and Morrison, Dutton didn't seem nearly as horrifying as he actually is. They failed to see that the voting public had nowhere near the same level of built immunity. 160
David Paris @dave.paris · 03/05/20255 TV channels with half a dozen analysts on each and not one has the decency to say ‘he lost because he looks like a freak’ 040
David Paris @dave.paris · 05/04/2025If you want your content boosted on Elon Musk's platform, just get charged with sexual assault and rape I guess 060
David Paris @dave.paris · 20/02/2025People have volunteered their time and talent all over again recently, creating thoughtful and captivating new logo designs for Elon Musk's X the everything app, but I'm still quite partial to this one. 120
David Paris @dave.paris · 02/02/2025Frankly I think this is an overreaction from Trudeau to the Lakers / Mavs news, and I just don’t see it helping the Raptors at all. 130
David Paris @dave.paris · 06/01/2025I was just reminded of this @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social banger 040
David Paris @dave.paris · 25/12/2024Watching kids lose their shit at this thing is a frequent and reliable shot of pure joy, it’s simply delightful. Merry Christmas folks 1736
David Paris @dave.paris · 20/12/2024Speaking of genius communications work, somehow still getting owned by community notes on Twitter is a solid effort 150
David Paris @dave.paris · 20/12/2024NYPD and the Mayor of New York doing some Raygun level PR work 141
David Paris @dave.paris · 28/11/2024But all this talk of formative online experiences makes me miss my first and oldest social media friend Tom. 030
David Paris @dave.paris · 27/11/2024Poll also revealed 100% of people supported free money for everyone if they weren't asked to consider how it would be done at all. 010
David Paris @dave.paris · 26/11/2024Look to be fair, if there’s one thing an air strike is good for, it’s fixing grammar #funny #heartfelt #inspirational 030
David Paris @dave.paris · 18/11/2024G’day here is today’s opportunity to form a deep parasocial relationship with a dog with his head stuck in a ball. 010
David Paris @dave.paris · 09/04/2024With apologies for the boomer screenshots: Huge increase in Google search trend ‘my eyes hurt’ follows the path of the total eclipse across the US almost exactly 10448119
David Paris @dave.paris · 15/07/2023Anyone with a soul is on the side of the actors and writers obv but are the people who are convinced they actually are the characters they’ve played really helping? 020