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@dave.paris
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David Paris @dave.paris · 15/05/2025
When the Greens were preparing to assume the balance of power in 2011, then Leader Senator Bob Brown saw the future. - Greens leader backs Waters for top job www.smh.com.au/natio...
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David Paris @dave.paris · 05/05/2025
LNP accidentally gave themselves exposure therapy. After inoculation via generational weirdos Abbott and Morrison, Dutton didn't seem nearly as horrifying as he actually is. They failed to see that the voting public had nowhere near the same level of built immunity.
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David Paris @dave.paris · 03/05/2025
5 TV channels with half a dozen analysts on each and not one has the decency to say ‘he lost because he looks like a freak’
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David Paris @dave.paris · 05/04/2025
If you want your content boosted on Elon Musk's platform, just get charged with sexual assault and rape I guess
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David Paris @dave.paris · 20/02/2025
People have volunteered their time and talent all over again recently, creating thoughtful and captivating new logo designs for Elon Musk's X the everything app, but I'm still quite partial to this one.
The once carefree and happy Twitter logo bird lies upside down dead, blood spraying from wounds slashed into it by the platform's new owner.
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David Paris @dave.paris · 10/02/2025
Nike Australia Jordan site needs a little update p'raps
Jordan brand featured athletes, 3 basketball players with old captions: Russell Westbrook, Guard, Los Angeles Lakers
Zion Williamson, Forward, New Orleans Pelicans
Luka Dončić, Forward/Guard, Dallas Mavericks
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David Paris @dave.paris · 02/02/2025
Frankly I think this is an overreaction from Trudeau to the Lakers / Mavs news, and I just don’t see it helping the Raptors at all.
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David Paris @dave.paris · 29/01/2025
This may be the best one they’ve ever done
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David Paris @dave.paris · 19/01/2025
Albo trying to look cool is going very well for him
A screenshot of Anthony Albanese’s votes for the Triple J Hottest 100, with a note from one of the bands he voted for—King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard—that says, “since we have your ear Albo, stop arming Israel”.
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David Paris @dave.paris · 18/01/2025
Help me I am so confused
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David Paris @dave.paris · 08/01/2025
Undeniably true
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David Paris @dave.paris · 06/01/2025
I was just reminded of this @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social banger
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David Paris @dave.paris · 25/12/2024
Watching kids lose their shit at this thing is a frequent and reliable shot of pure joy, it’s simply delightful. Merry Christmas folks
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David Paris @dave.paris · 20/12/2024
Speaking of genius communications work, somehow still getting owned by community notes on Twitter is a solid effort
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David Paris @dave.paris · 20/12/2024
NYPD and the Mayor of New York doing some Raygun level PR work
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David Paris @dave.paris · 28/11/2024
But all this talk of formative online experiences makes me miss my first and oldest social media friend Tom.
Tom from myspace, your first social media friend
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David Paris @dave.paris · 27/11/2024
Poll also revealed 100% of people supported free money for everyone if they weren't asked to consider how it would be done at all.
Screenshot of a Sky News article that says:
New polling has revealed the overwhelming majority of Australians support the Albanese governments social media ban for children under 16.
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David Paris @dave.paris · 26/11/2024
Look to be fair, if there’s one thing an air strike is good for, it’s fixing grammar #funny #heartfelt #inspirational
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David Paris @dave.paris · 26/11/2024
What an absolute banger here from Temu Rita Panahi
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David Paris @dave.paris · 22/11/2024
The image on that story is um
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David Paris @dave.paris · 18/11/2024
G’day here is today’s opportunity to form a deep parasocial relationship with a dog with his head stuck in a ball.
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David Paris @dave.paris · 17/11/2024
you better not kill the groove
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David Paris @dave.paris · 17/11/2024
hello
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David Paris @dave.paris · 09/04/2024
With apologies for the boomer screenshots: Huge increase in Google search trend ‘my eyes hurt’ follows the path of the total eclipse across the US almost exactly
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David Paris @dave.paris · 14/02/2024
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David Paris @dave.paris · 13/02/2024
what could possibly go wrong
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David Paris @dave.paris · 29/10/2023
It’s Tillies time we love to see it
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David Paris @dave.paris · 28/09/2023
Our world is just not ready for irony this potent
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David Paris @dave.paris · 24/07/2023
Musk stole his new logo from a KDE Linux cursor set
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David Paris @dave.paris · 15/07/2023
Anyone with a soul is on the side of the actors and writers obv but are the people who are convinced they actually are the characters they’ve played really helping?
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David Paris @dave.paris · 14/07/2023
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