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If a box on a curb with "Free Meyer Lemons" written on it were a guy (personal account, obviously)

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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 17h
See cuz it's on wheels, can take it whereva
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 22h
Stay safe out there this spooky season
A kid's drawing with 5 jack onlanterns numbered 1-5. If you look closely, they have as many eyes as their number. There are also signs: "SPIDERS KEEP OUT" "NO GHOSTS ALLOWED" "NO SPIDERS SPINNING WEBS"
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
When I say, "See you," I mean "See you," because potatoes have quite a number of eyes!
Brak is dressed as a potato, ready to be rich, and I mean stupid rich. Zorak has a beautiful man voice.
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
Telling @costasamaras.com this is the Gateway Arch
That cool mcdonalds that spans I-44
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
This was the hottest gift for 6yo's in 1985, but i had the previous model that did not have the orange "safety" tip designed to prevent the police from shooting you.
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
breaking all the pipes in the sub for more good ideas
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
She's moved on to drawing Shape Island fanfic with her OC contribution, Heart.
A cheerful Heart and bemused Square are both on a big field of red marker. Square appears to have fallen down in the red. Heart says "It was a prank." It's jam, not blood, but funnier to imagine it as blood. 

Bleeding through the other side of the page, you can see the title "Heart's Prank"
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 25/09/2026
🐷🐶🐑🐮🐴
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 24/09/2026
Today in WaPo: biggest bang for your buck in climate = @climatecabinet.org
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 23/09/2026
Andy, take my picture
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 23/09/2026
Hey @costasamaras.com i went to your favorite sbarro in Times Square to get a real new york slice and everyone knew you, they were all asking about you, all "Eyyyy, where's-a Costa? Oh!"
Fuggeddabout it!
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 21/09/2026
At least 80% sure i can make it out of this bathroom
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 21/09/2026
Would be if these jabronis would get outta my friggin' gate. C'mon! I'm taxiing here!
Buncha friggin planes in my way. Eyyy!
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 20/09/2026
Ok i found the climate
Cool looking varieties of clouds from a plane window. Some of them are stormy and some  regular.
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 20/09/2026
Donut week, got it.
Me, at the legendary donut drive in, both lookin fly as hell
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 20/09/2026
Meet me at Blueprint Coffee on Watson Road if you want the best coffee you've ever had
Me, lookin fly as hell, doing unpaid advertising for my favorite coffee shop
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 19/09/2026
I see the Arch!
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
Same cat, saying "Play Free Bird!"
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 16/09/2026
Seriously, this data center policy navigator is just mind-blowingly useful.
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 16/09/2026
And the interactive tool, as cool as it is, could not function without this underlying policy framework: read the report! climatecabineteducation.org/wp-content/u...
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 16/09/2026
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 16/09/2026
Fuck yeah. Hell yeah. Disgusting little man is back. LFG.
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 15/09/2026
Drew a garfield from memory
A garfield
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 13/09/2026
Fuck yeah. LFG. Merry Christmas.
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 13/09/2026
My 5yo made a cartoon based on Shape Island
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 13/09/2026
Tell me you wouldn't take climate policy advice from this fit
Me, looking fly as hell at last year's climate week in a blue suit jacket and a black "free dc" tee i bought from mox
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 13/09/2026
Wait:
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 12/09/2026
Jeane Claude and Christo saying the quoted post
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
When u need a bookmark
A child-made bookmark. It is an orange rectangle of construction paper with the word "BOOKMARK" written on it. Below that, in smaller letters, it says "www.bookmark.com"
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 08/09/2026
Bluesky on Mars: that's a new one
The scene from Total Recall where someone says what I said
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
Cover art from the 'Singles' soundtrack
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
Cheesoid
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 06/09/2026
The world is full of possibility
Another street charging solution, involving a hole in a wooden fence this time
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 06/09/2026
Even if you don't have a driveway, electricity, uh, finds a way
A very funny jury rig setup to trickle charge a tesla on-street, involving an extension cord draped over a wall
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 06/09/2026
"Treg"
Nadia from WWDITS. Imagine her saying "Treg" in a way suggesting contempt for such a bullshit name.
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 05/09/2026
Circular parks, got it. Wait, I messed up:
The st louis arch, famously not circular, in a park, which is more oval-shaped
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 02/09/2026
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 30/08/2026
Easily the best 3.5 hours in the history of Irvine, California
DIE SPITZ 1:40 - 2:10
SANTIGOLD
2:15 - 2:45


BIKINI KILL
6g
2:50 - 3:30
MITSKI
3:40 - 4:20


THE BREEDERS
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 30/08/2026
You had me at wealth tax, but really sold it with "attack on prop 13"
A flyer trying unsuccessfully to scare me out of voting for a tax on billionaires
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 28/08/2026
when u bout 2 gobble up some donuts
A turkey near a donut shop
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 28/08/2026
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 27/08/2026
Welcome to bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts. They represent the range of opinions it is acceptable to express here.
The alignment chart w me, costa, lissa, and ktp
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 24/08/2026
If ever this post applied to a guy, it sure applies to this guy.
Lauren's classic post. "lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 15/08/2026
Lfg
View over my 5yo's shoulder of disney's Brave on my laptop
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 14/08/2026
Sleeping Beauty, terrified of a spindle, saying the quoted post. Maleficent looms over her.
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 07/08/2026
I don't know what the fuck this is even supposed to mean, making it the ideal personality test
Indecipherable bullshit, I guess, from a bot that reads your posts and says inscrutable things about them
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 06/08/2026
Blaise Pascal saying the quoted post
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 05/08/2026
Good data center policy looks like this, by the way:
A screenshot of a table listing nine elements of good data center policy from our report at https://climatecabineteducation.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/Climate-Cabinet-Education-2026-A-Vision-For-Data-Center-Regulation-That-Protects-Consumers.pdf
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 02/08/2026
She started building the episode selection screen for "Season 6." See how many you can identify, for a fun game.
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👻 David Weiskopf believes in spooks 👻 @dave.bzky.team · 01/08/2026
WeekendSky Reminder:
Bart chalkboard meme: "I will not quote dunk dumb takes from lowbie accounts"
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