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Dave The Wave

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Dispatches from California territory.

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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 9h
What if democracy solves the Curtis Yarvin problem
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I worry the polls are too optimistic. The hardcore Trump base doesn’t answer phone calls, doesn’t fill out polls. They regard all collection, measurement, and reporting of data as a globalist conspiracy and intentionally keep their cards close to the vest until Election Day. In short, please vote.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
surfs up innit
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
slop
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We want affordable housing for computers
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who are we to question Superintelligence
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Narc Fuckerberg’s little helper? Hell naw
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You wouldn’t want to come across as condescending (that means talking down to people).
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This guy’s voted more times than me and therefore has had a more significant impact on the direction of the country than I. Fml.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rinse and repeat
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this slaps
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thought this was solved on day one?
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She thinks her voters are extremely dumb and she’s correct about it
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The market is at all-time highs, which means our leaders are richer than ever, which means the economy is working perfectly.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m gonna go ahead and issue a strong Do Not Recommend to anyone considering a personal AI bot reporting to Zuck
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You should include the title of the work
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One man’s lexical violation is another man’s quaint colloquialism
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Based upon their documented behavior over the past few years, the tech industry is less afraid of the potential ramifications of Artificial Superintelligence than they are of Lina Khan.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not an economist but fairly sure this is wrong
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wompity wompity diddly womp
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chipotle Away is simple — support your locally-owned burrito shack. And if you don’t live near a local burrito shack, you should probably move.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The good news is there’s absolutely no way this little Middle East excursion snowballs into some kind of world war
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No matter what the Court ruled, Trump and his goons are going to try some fuckery. Don't give them a chance. Drop your ballot off at a drop box, vote early in-person, or vote in-person on Election Day. Do. Not. Give. Trump's. Goons. The. Chance. To. Throw. Out. Your. Vote.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Eminem Mask: Guess Who's Back Again
ALT: Eminem Mask: Guess Who's Back Again
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All-timer. Forever part of the canon. Well done.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All-timer
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
By this metric he really has stopped more wars than any president in history
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump: Iran badly wants to make a deal Stonks: Wow I think he really means it this time
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Free campaign messaging for dems in disarray
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We (the 99%) are all getting poorer as they (the 1% Trump supporters) get unfathomably wealthy by stripping American society for parts.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
See a cute story and/or cute picture and feel a rush of positive emotion? Then *wham*: Is this real? Or just some asshole preying on my desperation for hope in the universe? Many people experiencing this now thanks to AI slop. Welcome. As a born cynic, this is how I’ve lived my whole life.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Listen, all we need in exchange for slowing down this doomsday machine is a dedicated stream of taxpayer money so we can stay solvent while continuing to manufacture revenue opportunities commensurate with the physically impossible scale of our monthly cash burn. 🙏
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Listen, all we need in exchange for slowing down this doomsday machine is a dedicated stream of taxpayer money so we can stay solvent while continuing to manufacture revenue opportunities commensurate with the physically impossible scale of our monthly cash burn. 🙏
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A.I. Qaeda … is this a thing
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The people in the submarine are The Baddies, so we ultimately do not mourn their fate. But mostly they’re just dumb young men drinking and fucking around, terrified at all times, trying to believe their cause is noble. It is not. They’re pawns in the hands of hateful, manipulative politicians.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I watched Das Boot, a tense submarine warfare epic in which everyone almost dies for two hours, they escape almost certain doom stranded at the bottom of the sea, make it back to port as heroes, and then as soon as they step foot back on land, are immediately mowed down by a surprise aerial attack.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Alec Baldwin's Brass Balls in Glengarry Glen Ross
ALT: Alec Baldwin's Brass Balls in Glengarry Glen Ross
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s right to mourn the tragedy of 9/11 today. It’s also right and important to mourn the political incompetence that led up to it, allowed its execution, and purposely curdled our society in its aftermath. Remember those who failed us, lied to us, and the unity they destroyed.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Says who? I believe The Voters should decide if it’s inflationary or not 🇺🇸
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The original MAHA conservative
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cool, I’ll be running in 2028 bsky.app/profile/dave...
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok, how about $100,000?
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Unprecedented heights. What could possibly be concerning the market so much.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The “conservative” party of Fiscal Responsibility warned for years that liberals would destroy the US economy by just blatantly paying people to vote for them, and surprise surprise, it’s their own guy who’s actually crossing that Rubicon. Reason 69,420 the GOP is a joke.
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Dave The Wave @dave-the-wave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If elected president, I will give every American $1,000,000,000,000
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Martin Wittfooth. (b. Canada 1981) Aspect of Autumn - oil on canvas.
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