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Dave Bailey

@dave-bailey.bsky.social
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Left wing lunatic. The Simple Skeptic on YouTube. Contrary to popular opinion, I am not the antichrist. But he has me on speed dial. Warning: I fucking swear a lot.

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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 45m
Can you imagine teslas flying around, piloted by people stupid enough to buy one?
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 6h
"DON'T YOU CALL THE MAR A LAGO LADIES UGLY, THAT'S SEXIST!" No, it's a relief valve for the rage we feel when they choose gender affirming care that they want to deny to others. Not our fault if they turned out like fucking gargoyles.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 8h
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Mr. Davis pulls no punches in his analysis, and I agree: America is probably finished in just a few weeks, if not sooner. Get out while you still can, or arm yourselves. youtu.be/CxL_kPReRps
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The 2026 Midterm Illusion: Why Trump’s Executive Coup Is Already Unstoppable
YouTube video by FIVE MINUTE NEWS
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hit every one.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mr. hastert, your room is ready. And remember; no smoking.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert, another dead pedophile. Good. Wait for the outpouring of grief from magats, and laugh in their faces.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Most people have a hobby. Carney stood in a goaltenders crease and took pucks to the face. trump slapped children who fought back against rape. We are not the same.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Orville isn't on there.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The more I hear about the 'people' who work for ICE and DHS, the more I think of the advertising line for the first Police Academy movie back in 1984: "Any sane person could apply. No sane person did."
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now that felon47 has his big victory over Denmark and Greenland, maybe Canada can get him to endorse the Rush-Bagot Treaty. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush%E2...
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Rush–Bagot Treaty - Wikipedia
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now that Bubba Brainworm is going to do something about chemtrails, is it a poor time to invest in tinfoil?
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No they won't, because felon47 will cancel the midterms.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry, Sir, but Americans don't have the right to vote. The ability to vote can be taken away for a number of reasons, which means that it's a privilege.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the FBI is okay with bestiality, may kash patel get fisted by an elephant.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
kushner and witkoff did not got to Moscow to negotiate a peace deal. They were there to get their marching orders from putin.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I thought that Americans were proud of their revolution. But George III wasn't as crazy as this tyrant.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Let's normalise referring to natalie harp as 'The Groom of the Stool.'
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The only way that guy could have a job now is to become a spokesperson for a duct tape manufacturer.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anyone who believes in faith healing is a danger to humanity. Anyone even remotely involved in the death of a child due to belief in faith healing should be held criminally responsible. youtu.be/DxvibuDi3mU
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Idaho’s Faith-Healing Law Shielded Parents as 15 Children Died
YouTube video by Friendly Atheist
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The White House should henceforth be referred to as the Canadian Army Fire Training Facility. IYKYK
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In a statement from the White House (aka 'Incompetence Central') king of the pedos said that since Lake ONTARIO is deeper on the the American side, it has more water, therefore should be theirs. We could have an equal claim because ONTARIO has a longer shoreline on the lake. This is soooo stupid.
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: After 40 years of research, Brazilian scientist Dr. Mariangela Hungria wins the World Food Prize for pioneering a $2 nitrogen-fixing bacteria treatment that replaces costly fertilizers, saves farmers $25 billion annually, and cuts 230 million tons of CO₂ emissions.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Guinness Book of World Records idea: Which town on the shore of Lake ONTARIO can hold the largest 'Throw Your Middle Finger at trump' party?
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My alter-ego youtu.be/-dE8n_sXC1g
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Common ancestry
YouTube video by The Simple Skeptic
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stolen from another page. Whoever made this is a fucking genius.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
2/2 She set up charities that actually helped people, instead of being get-rich-quick scams that did nothing. She would probably have enough class to respect even you, as a person. I don't. Sorry, Dolly.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
1/2 YOU! Yes, you know who you are. Keep her name out of your fucking mouth! The only reason you ordered flags to fly at half staff was to insert yourself into national grief for someone who was a far better person than anyone from your entire worthless bloodline could ever hope to be.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He is certifiably insane. You know exactly who I mean.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From now on, anyone sending mail to the city of Ontario, California, will be required to address it to America, California. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's an idea regarding the entire 'trans women in women's washrooms' debate: Have 2 washrooms. One is signed as genderless. The other is labeled 'No trans people allowed!' It would also, of course, be genderless. It would keep the phobes away from people with brains, and give them brain cramps.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Waxing gibbous Moon, 91% August 24, 2026 Canon R5 MkII, Canon RF 100-500 f/4.5-7.1 L IS USM Lens, cropped ISO 800, f7.1, 1/3200sec.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Given his recent statements about Canada, it's time to take this off the rack again and hang it up.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The last-minute changes to the trade agreement between Canada and America was a calculated move to blow it up and make Canada look bad. Don't fall for it.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
REPUBLICANS STAND FOR AMERICA, AND THAT MEANS FREEDOM! EXCEPT FOR THIS, THAT, THE OTHER, YOU, THEM, AND ANYTHING WE DON'T LIKE!
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So, melania trump hasn't been seen in public for a month. Is she in a seedy motel shooting porn flicks with mitch mcconnell? You can thank me later for that mental image.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the company that makes the controversial electric shock gloves. Just sharing for no particular reason... Compliant Technologies | CD3 Non-Lethal Compliance Tools for Law Enforcement & Corrections share.google/UA6CisXqCMdd...
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Compliant Technologies | CD3 Non-Lethal Compliance Tools for Law Enforcement & Corrections
Home of CD3 technology. The G.L.O.V.E. is a non-lethal, contact-based compliance and de-escalation tool used by more than 700 law enforcement, corrections, and hospital security agencies. Veteran-owne...
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
FREE ANDREW TATE! (With every fill-up. $40 minimum purchase. Not to be combined with other promotions or discounts. Void where prohibited by law.)
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My alter ego youtu.be/4Rnp6FYQx7c
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Islamophobia Is Stupid
YouTube video by The Simple Skeptic
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And let's see if we can tear up this trade agreement thingy that says that we can't call our corn whiskey 'bourbon.' That'll put a hitch in their git-along.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So ice agents are getting electric shock gloves. Given how incompetent and poorly trained they are, they'll be a bigger threat to themselves for the first few weeks. Could be fun to watch.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Erwin Schrödinger was born on this date in 1887. Has anyone checked his casket lately?
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Waiting for this sequel...
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
For my fellow Canadians: Would 'Banff' be pronounced the same way if it only had one 'f'? Things like this keep me up at night.
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Dave Bailey @dave-bailey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why has not an enterprising Canadian distiller, or brewer, or vintner, marketed a product labeled 86/47? I would buy that shit.
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