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Panopticorn

@dauntus.bsky.social
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@dauntus@twitter pseudorevolutionary, all failed praxes are my own.

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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At Hot Girl Hala tweets "this does not help your cause," attributing it to a guy who hates you and your cause
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
schnoz
Wide angle extreme close up of a yellow dog's black and blush nose. Another extreme close up of the same schnoop of the same yellow dog, but now her nozwang is more distinct. A dead-on headshot of Luna the yellow dog, but the depth of focus leaves the rest of her face slightly blurred so her nose and pouty little lip glisten in sharp detail.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The cover is The Police's 1981 album Ghost In The Machine, featuring the band's likenesses rendered in a style akin to an LED digital clock, as red segments on a black background.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did any presidents write this
The esophagus, also known as the food pipe
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sign altered to read: Attention: We don't pay our staff. Service charges are not tips. Seriously. It's embarrassing. Thank you.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ok but
Detail of a very very random photo bomb of a bald white man in a flannel shirt khaki jacket combo, looking upon the subjects of the main photo
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
She's a horrible person, but so, apparently, is the WH press corps.
An Onion healing that reads Stone-Hearted Ice Witch Forgoes Exclamation Point.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mansfield Vermin-Jones with a word balloon indicating that he's speaking the quoted post.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You all right, @stxalq.dev? Working out some big feelings, huh?
Maybe like 15 lists this guy added me to, half of them in Lushootseed script, I think. I don't think I've ever seen them before.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My Wayback Boy being civic y'all
Jimmy Tatro in American Vandal, proudly pointing at a hand-drawn phallus (with the little curly pubes), subtitled "Another Day, Another Dick."
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's the same picture
I'm particular, we apologize to Beira's Place and other groups, which we categorized as gender critical organizations, which we should not have collectively labeled as anti-rights.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sometimes this is the most useless app that ever uselessed
Bluesky says "Political Events" is its top trending topic, omitting which event the 118 existing posts it clumps together has in common, never mind the sense in which "political" and "event" are used.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
An Onion article headline had been doctored to read 'stone-hearted ice queen forgoes lol'
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Smiling Padme from the Anakin-Padme meme, asking if Avery meant an Allied World War 2 soldier.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have just bought XCOM 2 for the third time.
Smithers points out over the gaggle of similarly impressed children that something has changed, and it's that, instead of Malibu Stacy having a new hat, he himself has refreshed his "machine."
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I never thought I'd get a second use out of this but
Hank Hill pinches the bridge of his nose, and mutters "Dang it, B'avi"
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I've had this caricature stuck in my head for a week so I finally got it out of my skull
A line art caricature of Graham Platner, potting jawlessly.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How long has Newsom's press office been using this crowned photo?
A black and white portrait of fucking Gavin Newsom wearing a hand-drawn crown
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
From the director of ex machine and annihilation, Men.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
In the visual style of the New York Times, a guest opinion essay's headline reads "You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font."
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
because:
Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"In October 2025, Bobba got on a recorded conference call with state election directors from across the country and presented a federal voter registration system the studio was building, Voters would register through a federal portal, their identities verified through Login.gov, their citizenship verified through DHS's SAVE database, their registrations transmitted to the states. A state election director asked him what data the federal government would retain. He said on a recording, in an election year: I don't know what they retain and what they are logging. The person presenting a federal voter registration system to state election directors did not know what data his own system kept on American voters."
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A DS9 title card stating that you just have to punch Q to get him to leave you alone. The station is the background.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
One of the most vital aspects of sleep patterns is the de-Danzigfication that moderate the adrenaline spike of regaining consciousness. This is named, of course, for patient zero Glenn Danzig, whose cats afflicted him with this deficiency.
An unaltered image of Glenn Danzig in a Danzig shirt, carrying car litter among his groceries through a parking lot.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hide the Pain Harold with Pope Leo's face, pretending to enjoy coffee and/or Internet.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
That's just Ysengrin from Gunnerkrigg Court.
A grizzled, green-eyed wolf god bends the fingers of his rootlike wooden exoskeleton.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
How are you seriously using this framing in 2026?
Will Bunch, amazingly, saying Platner may not be politically correct, like any of his red flags are a matter of being too frank, and not, say, being a former mercenary with a Nazi tattoo making unfortunate use of the r-slur.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I guess that's what these must be, mid transformation
Three vague suggestions of fighter jets in a formation, but with no symmetry recognizable to God or aviation
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sowing: what if we make a MSG movie Reaping:
The lizard man from The Room saying "oh hi Snake" instead of greeting Mark.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It comes as several party leaders, including New York Gov. Kathy Hochul, Senate Minority Leader Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., and House Minority Leader Rep. Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., have yet to endorse his campaign with just two months until Election Day.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
JKR would have you believe the one on the right is an inescapably physically superior specimen.
Two corndogs on a paper plate. The one on the right has a very phallic protuberance, which means it has the gendered distinction of being a boy corndog, if you believe in that sort of thing.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Starfleet Academy writers' room love to see me coming
Star Magic Jackson Jr. about to work his magic on a script
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When your son is so based
Rictus Erectus drinking human breast milk as his father looks on. Two men you can't take to a restaurant.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Marge Simpson, having been shot in the face by Homer's Makeup Shotgun, tells him "you've got it set on 'Krull'"
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Sickos guy dressed up like the DJ Crazytimes guy.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Moira Rose looks at the camera and be like
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Kyle Reese from Terminator, saying the above post in a speech bubble
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
One morning DJ warns the other, more upbeat and impressible DJ not to "praise the machine" that threatens to take their job.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Decision from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable. 

— Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
When someone has an ignorant complaint about stagecraft:
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Lrrr asks Ndnd why the left does not simply eat the other factions. Those are alien Futurama characters, since the reader mangled their pronunciation, most likely.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The people who did not vote were also likely Trump voters.
44% versus 40% of non voters said they would have voted Trump
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Gil Gunderson from the Simpsons once again realizes he misjudged a sure thing.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Lol, I thought I included the pic
Nus Braka, with hair like a narc in an early cut of House Party.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Best part, it was in promo materials last year.
JayDen Kraag in his cadet skirt, displayed on a booth backdrop at some industry event.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This has done wonders for my Gran, God, and she's older than Thou
A SuperEar personal sound amplifier.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I mean, yeah
The Traitors US trending followed by Schumer and news of the Georgia election office raid.
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Panopticorn @dauntus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The Funkes consider whether their political home lies in the Jaguars Eating People's Faces Party.
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