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mom, dog person, wine uncorker and money counter. caffeine dependent.

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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
graffiti on a concrete wall that reads: continental breakfast is not real breakfast
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
post something random to not have an awful october
image of cartoon parents shouting over their shamed son. the dad is saying “damn nobody want u fr 😭😭” and the mom responds “i’m saying like 😭😭”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i feel like some of these questions are kinda eh mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
heat map of my responses to the stupid dialect quiz with intense red areas in the midwest and southeast. the cities of st. louis and chicago are highlighted as being closest to my dialect, which makes fucking sense.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
tweet from @respectablelaw that reads: sometimes i’ll see a tweet and think “that’s not true,” but then i’ll remember that’s not the point of saying things anymore.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
stick figure kneeling on a desk chair, leaning over to prop their elbows on the desk. they are staring dreamily into a computer monitor with a smile on their face.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
happy frigate friggin’ friday!!!!
meme image of a frigate ship with the text “frigate friggin friday”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
a simple depiction of a clock face with both hands pointed at the 12:00 position. instead of a 12, however, there is the word “percolator”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
still image from regular show where mordecai’s hand is holding up a framed certificate. the certificate in question reads: stupid ass nigga award
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
lol. lmao. lmfao even!
screenshot showing that i am blocked by the man who put his overhearing phone in the poolscreenshot of the quiet posters feed but it shows an error instead of posts in the feed
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
still image from arthur where arthur is sitting across from buster at a table. arthur has his hands folded in front of his mouth and he looks pensive.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
it’s gonna hit 80 today and i gotta be at work
still from the simpsons of lisa sitting at the dinner table. she’s clutching a doll and holding her arms out with an indignant look on her face.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
manga panel from dragon ball of the tournament announcer exclaiming with a microphone in his hand
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
still from a tiktok of a gray and white doodle at a doggy daycare. the dog has really unsettling, hollowed out looking eyes like a ghost or ghoul. the text on the screenshot reads “pov: you look over and a doodle is staring you down”professional photo of sam altman in a suit with quasi-ruffled hair reminiscent of a doodle. he bears a resemblance to the creepy looking doodles like the one attached to this post.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
benjamin is out here looking like the dad from cloudy with a chance of meatballs
image of tim lockwood from the animated film adaptation of cloudy with a chance of meatballs. he has very prominent fuzzy eyebrows similar to political commentator ben shapiro.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
stateside has been stuck in my head all day
pokopia meme thing that quotes stateside by pinkpantheress ft. zara larsson. it reads: boots! that’s my ego boost
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
sorry i came back and made another one
pokopia meme thing that reads “blame it on the misfortune of your birth”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
pokopia meme thing with the text “but black dynamite, i sell drugs to the community!”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
photo of an exhausted/despondent zohran mamdani sitting on the floor captioned “oh god i want to die”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
image of four kpop girlies in a dance routine where they have their heads cocked to the side and their hands on their next. the text over the image reads: when yo neck kinda hurt
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
photo of a floofy dog inside a car looking mildly annoyed with a human hand under its chin to make it look like it’s deep in thought.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
heavily filtered image with distorted colors of george costanza looking offended or argumentative
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
three white corporate workers shaking hands with text over each of them saying “nah,” “wild,” and “nah this is wild”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
photo of a floofy dog inside a car looking mildly annoyed with a human hand under its chin to make it look like it’s deep in thought or mildly irritated.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
illustration of an individual in shorts and nothing else being beaten by another individual in a pink shirt wielding what appears to be a wooden spoon. the text over the image reads “stop posting nonsense”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
like what is actually going on here
screenshot from youtube of an elderly greek man sitting in front of a podcast mic with a bedazzled hat that says "blessed" that you'd sooner see on somebody's saved auntie and an iced out cross necklace. he's dressed in all black and even his shirt looks like something you'd get from tops and bottoms. there's a bunch of antique looking and vaguely religious junk in the background.youtube screenshot of the same elderly greek man in the same room with the same podcasting mic, but now he's dressed in a red bedazzled american flag/eagle shirt with a matching bedazzled american flag hat. in previous years, your uncle might've shown up to the fourth of july cookout in this exact fit.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
oh.
still of julia louis-dreyfus in veep looking uneasy with the caption: (laughing nervously) what the fuck?
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
look at this canine companion
local german shepherd/belgian malinois mix quark sitting on the sidewalk and turning to face the camera with a doggy smile
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
a still from dragon ball where goku is screaming at the top of his lungs into master roshi’s ear. presumably they are inside kame house
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
lyric card from deceased rapper juice wrld’s deprived:

every day i wake up to some bullshit on my phone
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
please be serious!!
On Wednesday, the company said it will increase spending by 25%, to $5 billion, next year to remodel stores. Target also announced a partnership with OpenAI to let customers shop on Target in ChatGPT.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
image of a very exhausted/despondent zohran mamdani captioned “oh god i want to die”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
manga panel of the tournament announcer from dragon ball exclaiming with his fists clenched and a microphone in one of his hands
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
i have fallen victim to vanity (can’t stop staring at my nails)
my hand with a fresh set of teal cateye nails with lots of shiny embellishments
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
got a final warning for my sign up percentage at work
achewood comic strip that reads “hey guys! guess who just got… yelllled aaat!”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
happy frigate friggin friday!!!!
meme image of a frigate ship with the text “frigate friggin friday”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
lyric card from deceased rapper juice wrld’s deprived:

every day i wake up to some bullshit on my phone
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
photo of a brown and white cow on a verdant pasture mooing with displeasure
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
still from the simpsons of a headstone in a red wagon engraved with the epitaph “we are richer for having lost him”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
found some relatable signage in at home today
photo of a paper sign attached to a shelf of candles that reads: 

PLEASE BE CAREFUL
pick me up from the bottom.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i did my nails last night to cope with the horrors
photo of my hand with a v cute french tip set with glitter accent nails and embellishments of pearl and gemstones and a little bow charm on my pinky.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
a still from dragon ball where goku is screaming at the top of his lungs into master roshi’s ear. presumably they are inside kame house.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
happy frigate friggin friday!!!!
meme image of a frigate ship with the text “frigate friggin friday”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
seasons greasons
illustration of a wonky looking abominable snowman with a wonky looking ape-like creature on his back attacking him in the snowy wilderness. in red text across the bottom reads “season’s greason’s”
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
i am nothing if not consistent
image of my 2025 apple music replay with my top five artists:

1. sza
2. beyoncé
3. hikaru utada
4. kendrick lamar
5. megan thee stallion
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
screenshot of a tweet from the onion that reads: researchers no closer to understanding what the fuck you’re talking about. the tweet includes a photo of three men in white shirts sitting at a table with microphones as if they’re presenting at a conference or some shit.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
stock photo of a black man and black woman  talking to each other with snapchat style captions over the entire image:

blud is saying ANYTHING at this point [crying emoji]

what the fuck is this nigga talking about [crying laughing emoji]

bro on some BULLSHIT [skull emoji]

HE don’t even know what he saying [facepalm emoji]
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
she was so excited about that ball she didn’t even beg for food
photo of everyone’s favorite malinois mix in a  very alert down anticipating me throwing the blue spiky ball in the foreground. please do not judge my junky home i have two children and a dog.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
photo of a floofy dog inside a car looking mildly annoyed with a human hand under its chin to make it look like it’s deep in thought.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
went to take quark for a walk to discover the back door of our building looks like this now
photo of a rear entrance where the door has been torn out of the frame and propped up against the side of the building.
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the girl with the gundam tattoo @datnewnewtype.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
extremely pixelated meme of two men shaking hands with two women standing behind them smiling. the text reads “fuck arguing i’ma just start agreeing with you dumb niggas”
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