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Datheistz

@datheistz.bsky.social
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New York/Connecticut. Atheist and very old

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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's a tip... As long as you are not in the USA, do not worry about tipping. This advice wasn't free. I'll send you an invoice with my fee. Looks very similar to this.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love lasagna. Had a friend who made the best lasagna I ever had. Then the next she made it, it was terrible because of the need to experiment with new ingredients. If it worked beautifully the first time, don't change greatness.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flamingstays are the worst. They shit everywhere and never pick up their mess.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hope everybody has fun tonight.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bachelor Party. It's the only time Tom Hanks did a R rated raunchy sex comedy.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Parked on a red painted line (no parking anytime) with metered parking behind that dumpster and close to a crosswalk. Sums up so many people were suckered into buying a trash bin.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two things I hate. Candy corn and frozen pizza. They can make a horror film where people are forced to eat that and I would put that in my list of the scariest movie of all time.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a great cat right there.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminds me of my ex. She was quite cold
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hopefully you didn't get off at the last stop or else you wouldn't be here.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The world doesn't revolve around you. It revolves around me so enjoy the ride.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not trying to body shame but that cat on the top rack is very bony.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The worst of all...
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I swear that I had that yesterday. My sides were green beans and corn.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We must include the Taino. www.harukasakaguchi.com/i-am-taino
harukasakaguchi.com
I Am Taíno
I Am Taíno is a portrait series that explores the erasure of Taíno identity through a process known as “paper genocide.”
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe your cat doesn't like Friday. Maybe your cat is into the Weeknd.
static.klipy.com
Daniel Craig introduces The Weeknd
ALT: Daniel Craig introduces The Weeknd
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Glad you got your car fixed. The results of those jump starts were inconclusive.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let’s face it, I can’t read the space between music.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She must be Mike's sister.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know that look.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We've spent almost fifty years improving the technology used to show Superman, but we still haven't improved on the man who made us believe he was Superman. Christopher Reeve convinced you that Superman was real.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm a little late to this knowledge but I didn't realize that so many applicants for FBI jobs were into bestiality. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
pbs.org
WATCH: Patel explains why FBI no longer considers bestiality an automatic hiring disqualifier
Patel said the change allows applications from people who have been victims of these crimes to be considered.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Beatles were so talented that they were all ambidextrous.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't understand. If California was it's own independent country, it would rank 4th in GPD. So why is it a shithole with so much homelessness and making people pay so much to live there? People often say, if you have the money, make a difference. Why is California not leading by this example?
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"You are taking it out of context" But also, Steve Harvey would never allow anyone to mock his god.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of those 80's teen movie where all the teens appear like, 2000 years old or, whatever.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did people forgot that he was going to give every American $2000 a year ago? abcnews.com/Business/tru...
abcnews.com
What to know about Trump's promise of $2,000 tariff dividend payments
Questions abound about who qualifies and whether enough funds are available.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nanaki! I love that orange idiot. He's happy to exist. I think he only has half of the orange braincell.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today's kids can't read this. They can read 10,000 texts a day, but hand them a cursive note and suddenly it’s ancient Egyptian.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I feel cheated. My high school only offer some English classes 1984 so I never read it. I was given The Illiad.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The calendars are pre-order but it looks like you bought them all. I guess I can't get one. 😞
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fisher-Price only made four albums before they broke up. Some solid hits that never won a Grammy. I think when Disco hit the scene, everyone forgot about them.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There is a board certified obstetrician in Kansas named Dr. Abby Stork. I would definitely would like my child be delivered by Dr. Stork. When your child grows up and calls B.S. on you when you say you were delivered by a Stork, I want to see their face when you show them the evidence.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's Journey
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Some awesome games are exclusively on the PrayStation like: God of Prayer Ragnarök Ghost of Jerusalem Spiderman: Web of Faith Until Amen Faith Stranding Heaven's Forbidden West Gran Theologian 7 Pastor Bot LittleBigChurch God of Worship So much fun.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So the bitcoins I purchased from her are worthless?
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I guess from atheist ritual books and commandments that we all follow?? I am waiting for my philosopher and prophet George Carlin to decend from the Milky Way as it was prophesied in: The book of STFU 4:554013 Maybe I'm following the wrong no one.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do not mourn the earthly possessions that have fallen or knocked from shelves. Material things cannot bring happiness. Give them freely to the cat, and you shall discover true enlightenment. For what is broken may be replaced but what is given to the cat is rightfully the cat’s forever. -Catfucius
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She lectures America about Jesus, sin, and morality while getting kicked out of a theater for fooling around with her date—calling her a Christian role model is like calling a porn movie a sex-education lesson.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't know why so many Americans still have this idea that New York City is dangerous. For many years, NYC hasn't been in the top 50 dangerous cities in America. Last time was early 1990's.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Would love to see this. I think it will be eye-opening for a lot of people. Myself included.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And I still lose cell signal because of one tree. I know they are different waves but come on, can we get cell companies better technology? Some people still need to catch those Pokémon.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There are better ways to keep the window from slamming down. Use a book, empty 2 liter soda bottle, whatever handy but to use your cat? I get it. You and Ash are both enjoying fresh air and he doesn't seem to mind.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looks to me a monkey that knew everyone, waved and gathered its breakfast and had to get to its itinerary that was paid for in advance, for a planned a trip with the family. It's time to stop treating animals as non paying citizens. I got you banana breath.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hello my friend. I hope the non existent god isn't yours or mine concern. Just wanted to say hi then move on. I got nothing to sell you but I am proud of your open mind and your continued quest to ask questions. I did this in under a minute. I hate spending money. Keep your goddamn $50.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
FLOWER EATS BEES!!! I cannot sleep now.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Took me 30 years to finally realize that round is a shape.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hard pass I'm not a fan of milky boba tea.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They are old kitties that think wearing white after labor day is some kind of etiquette. Don't listen to them. Time has changed. And Labor Day is Monday. Cats have no clue of time or days.
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Datheistz @datheistz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not true. My cat and many others, don't react the same way with foil. My cat is unbothered and will play with foil.
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