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DFDerp

@datfreakyderp.bsky.social
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Mass Effect fanfic author Generally a huge derp when it comes to gaming and life in general Loves to play Dungeons and Dragons and other role playing games

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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can not for the life of me understand why so many want the sun to rise after 8am in the winter so they can have the sun be out at 5pm. The sun is only going to be out for nine hours during those early winter days. WTF? Think, people fucking think!
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This headline makes me giddy af.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tonight was interesting at work. Found out one of the young adults I work with says only 300k Jews did in the Holocaust. Not 6 million. Then said about 15 minutes later that the middle east needs to be removed from the map. I kept my mouth shut but thought xenophobia isn't a good look.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I work with a bunch of young kids(minors) and young adults. There's one I really don't like. Acts like their shit don't stink and just has a resting bitch face. They made a comment about sweating like I pig. I replied, pigs don't sweat. They said, yes they do.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Masturbating Man Keeping Eye On Game — theonion.com/masturbating...
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Masturbating Man Keeping Eye On Game
SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Though he focused the majority of his attention on stroking and squeezing his genitalia, sources confirmed that local masturbating man Kenneth Carter still managed to keep an eye on Thu...
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I live in a small rural town of 4200 people and I hear police sirens almost as often as I did when I lived in a major city of one million people. These are some bored cops.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Over the years, I have found the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame as a complete and utter joke for the simple fact Iron Maiden hadn't been inducted. This year, they Hall voters finally got their head out of their asses and are putting one of the best metal bands. Dolly Pardon got in before Iron Maiden
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
There is one thing I just love about commenting on Yahoo! articles. The more accurate the info you post, the higher the chance of it getting deleted. I made a comment that West Virginia has the 3rd highest poverty rate per state behind MS and LA. So moving there you will be poor. Got removed.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I moved to back to Wisconsin in mid-January. Last month I got a job. Last night at my job, I met someone who actually admitted they voted for Trump. When I asked why, she(white woman in her 40s) said she's not a Democrat and walked away from me as fast as she could. As she walked away, I said...
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My fears on not finding a job are coming true. This sucks so much. I'm living with a friend on their couch and will be stuck here if I can't find work that will pay me enough to live on my own.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The last tattoo I got before leaving for Wisconsin last week. I will miss my artist, but maybe some day he'll come and visit his parents in the Milwaukee area. A coverup of stuff I didn't care for after all these years of getting them. 20 plus years ago.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I am so glad to finally be out of Florida. Went to cold ass Wisconsin.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
From Mary Trump youtu.be/7goTpyfor_Q?...
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Trump Implodes as His Lies Continue to Fail
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
For everyone here on Bluesky
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Nothing screams Merry Christmas more than shooting off fireworks at midnight.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
OMG, Metro by TMobile is wanting new security questions 1 is what was your childhood phone number? Last name of your 3rd grade teacher I graduated high school in 1986 I don't remember most of those teacher's name and I don't remember the name of my 3rd grade teacher WTF are with these questions
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I just finished watching Spinal Tap: The End Continues. While not as funny as the original movie, but a damn funny movie. Especially the ending.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
We really are living in the dumbest timeline ever. apnews.com/article/amer...
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Trump administration says sign language services 'intrude' on Trump's ability to control his image
The Trump administration argues that providing real-time American Sign Language interpretation for events like White House press briefings would intrude on the president’s control over his public imag...
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Question for all the peeps. Does your state have license plates of other public universities in other states like Florida? So far over the last two nights, I've seen a U of Alabama plate and one for U of Georgia plate This seems very odd to me that the state is promoting schools that are rivals
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
FYI-If you are online playing video games or table top games with friends and drinking. You are in fact drinking at home alone. The fact so many don't consider this is baffling. You are in your house, your buddies are in theirs You are not in the same place, but separated You are drinking alone
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Find something that's real vs AI slop.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I got info on my insurance cost for 2026. It's going up roughly $400. This is a low bar HMO plan, it wasn't worth the cost for this year, never mind next. I also get government assistance on this, which I won't get next year. I can't afford $1200 per month for shitty insurance.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The only Yankee hat I will ever like.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Wow, I had a horrible, horrible day for fantasy yesterday. Plus my picks were also horrible. Went 5-8. I'm losing half of my matchups after winning all of them last week.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
On Saturday, I bought 4 Amano shrimp to put in my 20 gallon take with ember tetras and cherry barbs. Since adding them, I've only seen 2 at most 3 that were hiding and I could see where or came out and chilled on the filter getting their grub on. Finally got all 4 out getting their grub.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This is what happens when you put houses on lots so small they can't even park in their yard. Oh, and reason they can't park in their yard, there's well in the front yard instead of being hooked up to the city's water on top of the yard is so small it won't fit a vehicle.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If the Chargers/Giants stay like it's been, don't survive this week's pick. Which was the Chargers. Went further than last season but damn. Another early out on week 4.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
To those whose first reaction is to block someone you don't agree with makes you weak and wanting to stay in a bubble. Bubbles are bad, you have to engage with those you don't agree with. I got blocked for this.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
One of my online buddies, one I trust my PC with being I've sent it to him to be fixed 8 years ago, made me a deal. He plays BG3 because I've been bugging him to play it, he bought it before I did and drifted from it. I'd been talking shit about DA:V since before launch. Saw plenty of red flag
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I snagged this from an article about Trump's approval ratings over his signature policies. How are Americans trusting the GOP 2:1 over the Dems on crime when the leader of their party is a FUCKING 34x CONVICTED FELON AND AJUDICATED RAPIST?
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
We need to accept a few gun deaths to help protect our god given rights. Said by Charlie Kirk. Between this and the empathy. The hypocrisy of the right wing nutters is sky fucking high.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I got a Lotte Market that opened by my house on Friday. Place has been crazy busy all weekend, but I did manage to go inside and walk around. Ramen selection is top notch until I saw, then I rolled my eyes. I found some honey butter chips from Japan. Really digging those.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Minnesota at Chicago. I'm not sure which team to root for to fail harder. Vikings or Bears. I want a 0-0 tie. Is that asking for too much?
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
So, which is it? Is Vance a Russian asset or a Nazi? Nazis and Russians never got along. This type of comment is on par with me of Trump supporters calling Harris a Marxist and a fascist in the same rant.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I paid zero attention to the TCU vs UNC game last night, but checked the score this morning. UNC is going to find out sooner rather than later than Mr. Hoodie isn't the HC they think he is. The man has a sub .500 record as HC without Tom Brady as his QB. Getting blown out...
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I love watching pro cycling three grand tours, but man, getting up earlier than normal on rest days sucks though. Nothing to watch. Where's my racing? Even the Tour of Britain doesn't start until tomorrow.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
As a Packers shareholder, I'm not sold on the Parsons trade. I've said this already. But hot damn, I am enjoying watching Cowboys fans lose their shit over this trade.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
While I'm not sold on the Micah Parson trade the Packers did with Dallas two days ago. What I have been enjoying it watching the talking heads and podcasters reaction to it. Jerrah broke Scooter Magruder. I felt the "I hate you Jerry Jones. I hate you. I'm done." #GPG youtu.be/SE8ULHwfDiI?...
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How Cowboys Fans Reacted to the Micah Parsons Trade
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The one thing I hate about sport media now days. Now inaccurate it is. Packers traded Kenny Clark to Dallas, not someone named Kenny Smith. Fucking Yahoo Sports
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I've been slowly watching the Netflix docu-series about Hurricane Katrina. The reaction to what went on in New Orleans pissed me off 20 years ago. I have to keep pausing it, in episode 2 of 3, because I get so pissed off I need to stop watching for a bit. I remember a lot of this, but showing...
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I keep looking over week 1 games trying to not only make my weekly picks, but also...urgh...make a survival pick. The thing with survival pick'em is, you can only use that team once. The few games I see who should win, I don't want to use week 1, but little later in the season.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I hate MLB's Injury List. They have 10 day, 15 day, 30 day, 60 day IL One of my relivers is on 15 day IL. Now I'm reading he could be out for three more weeks. That will end up being about a 30 days IL trip they want to call 15 days.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I grow really tired of going to Twitch and seeing DJs on their front page. I'm also tired of seeing Just Chatting on the front page. Why are they promoting this type of content? The DJs act like they're at a rave.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
EA fix your hoopty ass launcher. I'm online, how else did I log into your hoopty ass launcher? Because you have ME3 tied being online and being I've not played it in years and updated my CPU, you think I now don't own it. When it has been on my D drive since 2014 when I bought that drive.
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
This is the stuff we should be fighting against. Raging ignorance. youtube.com/shorts/-7hQZ...
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The Worst Argument I’ve Ever Heard
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I would like to congratulate @richeisenshow.bsky.social on their move to @espn.com. Because you now have lost a viewer. Disney bent the knee and I get it's your roots, but the roots aren't the same as they were before. ESPN is fucking horrible and I don't miss not watching them. So, here 2 U
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I've had this album since it was released and saw them opening for the Rolling Stones back in 1989. The more I listen to this song, the more I feel it directed at real estate people like Trump in the 1980s. youtu.be/6V5VkMqM07s?...
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Living Colour - Open Letter To A Landlord
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I started using a VPN because NBC Sports is utter garbage covering cycling. So, I decided to get a VPN and watch SBS out of Australia. Not only is their cycling coverage a billion times better than NBC Sports' coverage. I'm also finding a lot other stuff to watch. Programs on services in the US
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DFDerp @datfreakyderp.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Well, I get up to check out the Peloton subreddit to see people's comments on today's Tour de France stage only to find out I've been perma banned from Reddit. Which is for promoting hate. I don't even understand being most of what I've been posting lately is history lessons. So, what ever.
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