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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Cute Girl! Never taking any guff from any gators. 39 hella gay. Laura Kinney Stan account. She/Her. I'm a Friend of Mara. CEO of Sharks. #NoTERFsintheSurf NO MINORS!

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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear. It was the age of gargoyles!
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So this weekend I did something for my 15th year of being a woman. I get that I'm pretty light skin, but I am Latina. And when a girl becomes 15 she has a quinceanera. Now admittedly I'm 41 now, and it felt silly to be like "15 years, time for a quince!" But honestly y'all should do it.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ey yo! Chiitan liked my post!
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone should draw Jax and Pomni like this Artist @grs22.bsky.social #tadc
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
That "I'm no longer autistic" lady is also a fucken terf. So honestly who gives a shit what she has to say?
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I started watching Witch Hat Atelier and y'all... Agott better watch her back. I catch her lacking? Ooooooo! I will throw hands with a child over how she treats Coco! I will find the cinto and give her an attitude adjustment! #witchhatetelier
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
HELLO! FROM THE FUTURE! I'm at AEW Collision. But I won't spoil anything
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
#AndNEW!
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Everyone celebrating Darby's win #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
IT'S STING! He was my favorite when I was a kid. I got a little overwhelmed and started crying. Whoops. #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
WHAT!? I knew he was gonna win but that was so fucking fast! #AEWDynamite #AndNew
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
LET'S FUCKING GO! YOU CAN'T LOSE NOW! #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
OSPREAY! OSPREAY! #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A little rough at the start but what a pay off! #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Speaking of Bald People 😒 #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Damn! #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
That flip over the steps was sick #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My girlfriend also thinks he looks like Drexl
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It's Wednesday Night! And you know what that means! It's time for Lily's LIVE AND IN PERSON #AEWDynamite watch along thread! MJF is a fucken coward!
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I've been paused at the first commercial break for like 8 minutes looking for this dumb picture because it seems appropriate for this match. Anyway On to the show lol. #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Time to bust out this classic listening to @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social talk about Mina and Toni's relationship (Yes I know that's Mariah May (Blake Monroe, I didn't feel like making it again) #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
If you think Benjamin Kirby Tennyson would be an Ice Agent you're fucking stupid. There's no other way to put it. You're an idiot. #Ben10
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
On the latest dumbing of age strip. I'm too autistic, is this satire????
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Just a reminder of what Gabe Kidd said about Mariah May (now known as Blake Monroe) when she spoke out about the abuse she faced at the hands of one of his friends. He's never apologized for it. #AEWDynamite
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I don't think Ricky Gibson's back is ever gonna be the same after tonight
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Apologies for the bad art Her name is Naomi Her team is: Clodsire Quagsire Garchomp Mamoswine Steelix Pallosand
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hmmm I will accept this I suppose
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It should be clear who I'm cheering for #AEWCollision #AEWGrandSlam
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
So I've been out living as a woman for 15 years. And as a Mexican American I feel like I missed out on something important in my culture from when I turned 15. Puedo tener una pequeña fiesta de quinceañera como capricho, ¿verdad?
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Happy First Strike Friday Eve! Lightning would fuck ICE up!
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
another Dumbing of Age post... There are Raidah defenders? Really? She's arguably the second worst character behind Mary. She's vindictive, classist, ablest, sees people as tools or pawns to get ahead, AND she's homophobic.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Listen Kim and Ling, from @dresdencodak.com is a T4T love story and you can't convince me otherwise. This is exactly what it's like to see another trans person and fall in love with them. At least from my experience.
Kim: So you're saying she's not competition 
Ling: listen you little mongoose. From the moment I met you it was like... Seeing my own species for the first time. You were more alive in a prosthetic body than a natural one. Just like me
Kim taking Ling's hand: And you think "Oh, that's what I am."
Ling:  "I was never a monster"
Kim leaning in for a kiss: "There's someone else like-"
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
WIND BREAKER has introduced a puppy boy. I give it two years before she figures it out.
Page from the Manga WIND BREAKER
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Going through the new Avatar Magic the Gathering Jumpstart Set cards and...
the "Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture" meme featuring

Crying Chopper Meme

and

Art from Magic the Gathering Avatar Jumpstart Desperate Plea
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I will say that Hangman has grown since his first time as champion, he's no longer afraid of Big Muscle Tits. #AEW #AEWBloodandGuts
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
A low effort meme #mayiaskforonefinalthing
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
"But she married a man!" Miss me with that shit.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Back at Joyce's childhood home, Carol is being a real cunt about EVERYTHING. You'll notice her concerns have nothing to do with the fact that Joyce was shot at. Nope it's them damn unbelievers and Lesbians. Joyce decides to do something Un-Joyce-like.
Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip dated March 1st 2016

Illegible word bubbles: squiggly lines that look like words
Joyce: Yawwn 
Carol: I don't like Becky here under our roof l, Hank. I don't.
Hank: Carol, Joyce is stronger than that. We raised her stronger. She's not going to--
Carol: Not going to what, Hank? Rebel against her elders? Be seduced by unbelievers and Lesbians? That's why we took our kids out of school to begin with.
Hank: John went to public school, and he's fine.
Carol: That was 20 years ago. But the time josh was born--
Hank: All I'm saying is we squeeze too hard and we create another Jordan situation.
Carol: We created that by NOt squeezing hard enough. I want her away from that campus Hank.Dumbing of Age 5 panel strip dated March 2nd 2016

Becky: Z.. oh hey... You okay?
Joyce: Yeah... Yeah. I'm fine. Don't worry. Get dressed and... And let's borrow the car.
Becky: You didn't preface that with "Let's ask mom an' dad if I can first."
Joyce: No
Becky: we're here in La Porte Indiana where we've replaced Becky's Joyce with some sorta Anti-Joyce, let's see if she notices.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
If you were wondering who agreed with Toedad, yeah it's Carol. Remember I said one of Joyce's parents would get better and one of them wouldn't. Now you know. And what you need to know is, she will get worse.
Dumbing of Age 5 panel strip dated February 13th 2016

Joyce: Mom! 
Becky: Hey, Mrs. Brown
Carol: Rain check on the hug! I don't want the food to char.
Joyce: You finish up, I will set the table.
Carol: Can you really be sure you're. Lesbian at your age, and is it worth your father being in prison?
Becky: Well, there's a danged icebreaker.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Another touching father daughter moment for Hank and Joyce. It's interesting that he's letting Joyce see the little cracks in his "morality". I think it's always moral to punch homophobes in the face, but I imagine Hank wanted to punch him for other reasons.
Dumbing of Age 5 panel strip dated February 6th 2016

Hank: You okay driving still? Are you tired? Becky's out like a light 
Becky: Z
Joyce: I'm good. She's always been able to sleep anywhere.
Hank: is that a wrist brace?
Joyce: Yeah. I think they said it's sprained a little from.. from punching Mr. MacIntyre in the face.
Hank: Oh. They say you're not supposed to live vicariously through your children but.. it's okay just this one time, right?
Becky: Z
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Yeah Ruth has decided that she can't let Mary be about that fuck shit, and so she needs Billie to move out, and also stop dating. Because Mary is using their relationship as an excuse to be transphobic. Billie seems cool with it, so everything should be fine right? Eeeeeeeh...
Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip dated February 5th 2016

Ruth: Look, I'm-- I'm not trying to get rid of you. I don't want you to go. I NEED you. I do. But I can't let Mary win this. I can't.
Billie: so this is actually really about spite, huh? It's always about spite. Well I'm into that. Let's yank the carpet from under her. Was... Was that a smile for me?
Ruth: no, I just... I just really like spite.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Nothing more to add really. Hank is just a good dude. -Sips drink- Oh uh no we're still watching Joyce's faith crumble. This is what the kids call building someone up before doing a fucken rug pull. But don't worry, Hank isn't the one pulling the rug.
Dumbing of Age 5 panel strip dated January 30th 2016

Joyce: S-so... You're...
Hank: Yes. I'm okay with Becky. I've known her almost as long as I've known you. She's... She was a good kid. And if you still think so, then I trust you that she still is. What you said a few weeks ago, at the fountain... I've been praying on it a lot. The Lord's been telling me to listen to you more. You're a woman now. There's just going to be some things you're going to understand better than me. And I should have the humility to follow your lead on them... So who's that Becky's saying goodbye to?
Joyce: That's Dina, her girlfriend!
Hank: Yeah. I'm going to... nod and smile a lot until I find enough humility.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
And to Hank's credit he embraces Becky in a hug. Her hair throws him off of course. But yeah. Hank is doing his best to be a good father, and grow with the changes in his daughter's life. Remember when I said Joyce had two parents and they weren't that great but one of them would get better?
Dumbing of Age 5 Panel Strip Dated January 29th 2016

Hank: I'm so glad to see you Becky.
Becky: Heh heh aw, thanks Mr. Brown. Don't s'pose you got room for one more on your trip home? 
Hank: Oh! Oh, of course. ALWAYS, of course!
Becky: Yay! Road Trip!
Hank: I'll call your mom and give her a heads up.
Joyce: To make more dinner?
Hank: To prepare her for that haircut.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Yeah so there was still a lot of transphobia in the last two comment sections... so Willis took them away again for a spell. Including the gif he posted about it. Anyway Carla gets lectured, but then strikes a devastating blow to Ruth.
Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip dated January 26th 2016

Ruth: Do you really have to antagonize her, of all people? you should know better.
Carla: Look. Everyone else here gets to act the role of asshole to their heart's desire. Just cuz I'm trans shouldn't mean I have to be that perfect girl.
Ruth: Yeah. Okay. You're right. I should have... I should've stood up to her for your sake. But... you have to understand...
Carla" You do whatever you want. I'm used to being everybody's acceptable losses.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
So yeah Ruth is ready to fucking throw down until Mary says "yeah I know what you're doing with Billie" and for reasons we don't understand yet Ruth can't lose this job. Yeah it sucks and it's messy... but Ruth has to back down. Which leaves Mary feeling like she scored a victory.
Dumbing of Age 5 Panel Strip Dated January 21st 2016

Ruth: Mary. Mary you will not talk to her that way, or--
Mary: Or what? Exactly what leverage do you have over me?
Ruth: I'm your R.A. Ignorant Dumba--
Mary: And you're a TERRIBLE R.A. I know the things you do. Your... fraternizations. and while you're busy defiling the cheerleader, perverted vagrants have moved in illegally right under your DAMNED NOSE.
Ruth: Wh-what?
Mary: This place is a circus. So I'm more than willing to take this conversation down to the residence manager if you're so concerned about my language. Or you can WALK AWAY.Dumbing of Age 6 Panel Comic Dated January 22nd 2016

Mary: Walk away "Ruthless"
Ruth: This isn't me walking away. This is me turning a blind eye to whatever someone decides to do to you. I hope they make a mess.
Mary: Well? Nothing? I'm finally starting to enjoy how this place is run.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Yeah that leads us to here. Mary, dumb piece of shit, Mary pulls out her transphobic card. And Ruth(less) pulls up. And I know what you're thinking. Ah shit! Mary's gonna get some comeuppance! I wish I could say that were true. Cause Mary might be a cunt, but she's an observant cunt.
Dumbing of Age 5 Panel Strip dated January 20th 2016.

Carla: So, Crankypants, where we going?
Mary: You'll see.
Carla: Spoilers, please!
Mary: I'm escorting you to the BOYS' wing where you actually BELONG.
Carla stops hopping.
Mary: Huh. Silence.
Ruth: Oh, I guarantee that was the calm before the mother fucking storm.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Yeah we're still on Joyce's faith breaking. So after having some fun with the assignment, Dorothy tries to gently push back about traditional gender rolls, and Joyce gets uncharacteristically angry with her about it. She's trying desperately to hold on to what she thought was true.
Dumbing of Age 6 Panel Strip Dated January 8th 2016

Dorothy: There it's done. All our marital responsibilities sorted out. I'm good at folding, you like to vacuum..
Joyce: Yeah I feel really good about it.
Dorothy: You know, it can be this way too with differently-sexed couples. I--I'm your friend. I feel like i should point that out.
Joyce: Stop trying to change me.
Dorothy: R-right. I'm--I'm sorry. I just... nevermind.
Joyce: I'm seeing my parents soon and.. and I've changed enough.Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip dated January 9th 2016

Dorothy: Is it naive of me to suggest telling your parents you'd rather not come home this weekend? 
Joyce: They're worried about me. They know I've befriended you and that I'm watching secular cartoons. And then you, that thing happened. And that I'm supporting Becky. Refusing to go home might give them more red flags. I've just got to get it over with. 
Dorothy: Well, good luck I guess. Feel free to text me if you need an outlet.
Leslie: Okay. Time's up! Pencils down and faces shut! Though, Walky, you and Joe can come up here first. Since we've learned you have trouble shutting yours.
Joe: Don't I know it.
Walky: You used to love that back when we were newlyweds.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Yeah Dorothy is Not having it. Joyce is upset (at religion) because it's a "difficult passage" or "she didn't explain it right". Dorothy points out that either way they're not husband and wife, they're both wives. And Joyce makes an interesting statement about that. And not the one you'd expect.
Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip Dated January 6th 2016

Dorothy: Is... Is that what the bible actually says about marriage?
Joyce: It's just a difficult passage. It sounds bad until you read all of it in context. Husband and wife are equal. They just have different roles. The Husband's job is to protect and cherish his wife, and the wife's job is to accept the decisions her husband makes. 
Dorothy: That's... not equal. One person is literally the boss of the other person.
Joyce: it's not like that. I just didn't explain it right.
Dorothy: I mean it's a moot point anyway. Neither of us is a husband, we're both wives. 
Joyce: Oh. Right! Then I guess it probably makes sense to designate our marital duties based on individual strengths.
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Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @datfireprincess.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It's time for some gender studies! Everyone breaks off into pairs to simulate a married couple. Joyce is originally paired with Joe, but he pissed her off and so now she's paired with Dorothy (after foisting Joe on Walky). Joyce quotes Ephesians 5, which is a WOOF passage.
Dumbing of Age 5 Panel Strip Dated January 5th 2016

Walky: Hello "Wife"
Joe: Hello Dingus.
Dorothy: Hello "Wife"?
Joyce: Hi.
Joe: Okay. So this assignment's obviously a trap, right? She's seeing if we divvy up the responsibilities according to traditional gender roles.
Walky: Okay Pumpkin.
Joe: We have to make sure we distribute everything between us equally.
Dorothy: Okay, so I'll draw a line down the middle of this sheet of paper, and we can sort out who's in charge of what. 
Joyce: Lemme see if I can recall Ephesians 5. "But as the church is subject to Christ, so let the wives also be to their husbands in everything" So. I dunno. You figure this out , and I'll just watch or whatever.
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