𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠDAMN YOU !! I will continue to question this man . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝Alr--alright !❞ DO NOT . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠWHAT DO YOU MEAN NUH UH ?? Mark. . slides away. Was that like-- a stone sliding sound effect I just heard . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝You got it !❞ You two . . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠYOU BIT ME ! Even MORE yelping! Mark, lock in . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝Ah-- yes! Of course! I would love some !❞ OKAY MARK . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠOWWW ?? A very quiet gasp from Mark, not sure why he wasn't expecting that . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝Sounds wonderful, love .❞ Hmm . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 27/08/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠSure buddy. Keep telling yourself that ! Mark sighs again, now this time, with relief. He has missed this a little bit . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝I know you do-- I really do. But, I can handle all of this just fine .❞ Ah . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠYou physically cannot make me fall for this shit again . Mark sighs, he really wants to take her hand right now . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝Love, I know-- but I'll-- hook you up to the machine for you, just. . please, my dear .❞ Dear . .? 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠYEAH OVER THERE . fuck . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝I know you do, darling! But you need to rest .❞ He's an idiot ! 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠHEY WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE . what are you wondering . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝Wha-- hey! Baby! Aw . . .❞ Sad Cherry noises . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠNo comment . Hmmm . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝Well, hold on now! How about you just rest your beautiful self to sleep? I, Markiplier, can deal with it just fine !❞ Forgot he was an idiot . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠMake it three-- what . Angry Mark is. . strange to me . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝That's-- fucking great! Woo! I'm so excited to be cleaning this up ALLL day !!❞ Woo, he's mad . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠMark, uhh. . get killed! Wait no, that's bad . Mach can hear Mark groan in frustration . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝Yeah, I do. In some rooms. And the blood is in those rooms .❞ Oh that's wonderful . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠAnd off Mark goes! Woohoo . ❝Huh-- I. . don't see anyone. Like at all .❞ ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝All I see is blood. I still don't think that's good .❞ Huh . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠFor now . ❝I-- uhh. . alright .❞ ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠC'mon, Cherry. You got this ! hah . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026What? NO ? ❝Then let me go and see what's up, okay? You stay here .❞ Listen to Cherry, Mach. He's a cool husband . LOSER ! 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Maybe . ❝What in the . . .❞ HAT KID! DO NOT ?? The blood is ALL over the floor . >:) 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Do you get it now ? ❝What do you smell ?❞ Oh, someone is coughing from inside the house. Very raspy . It's on the floor. The blood is on the floor . YES YOU . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026A certain someone . :) ❝. .Huh .❞ Because there's blood somewhere . YOU . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Someone . >:) ❝Yeah, that's weird .❞ OH YEAH. Why do I smell blood . Someone you know . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This isn't him . :) ❝Sure hope not either . .❞ HEY?? I take offense to that! For some reason . Someone . :) 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Don't . :) ❝Well--. . uhh-- we can look together !!❞ Mark is holding Mach's hand now. He looks so scared-- that's so. . horrible to see . I do see something . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I said you'll see . :) ❝I think I did-- can I go look at that real quick ?❞ I'm sure the intruder would NEVER hurt Hat Kid-- I heard another noise . Yes . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You'll see . :) ❝Yeah you know I would--❞ I heard something. ANYWAYS. She's purple because purple is a cool-- I heard something again . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I wanna be evil right now . >:) ❝Well yeah-- you're acting that matters to me. Do it anyway !❞ Okay, Mark. Cool purple cat . . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hey don't do that . EVIL !! ❝Well, you've been sweet to me since the beginning. Might as well be nice back .❞ AWWW. Goodness . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Feel like I've said the word 'you'. . too many times now . Evil like US . ❝Y'know. . I think I love you a little bit .❞ MARK. BUDDY. Me ! 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026YOUUU !! so evil . ❝Goodness gracious . .❞ Woah, he's so flustered. ME ?? 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026YOU !! EVIL MAU !! ❝What was that? Say that one more time ?❞ MARKIPLIER?? that's you right there . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026YES YOU ! mau !! ❝Oh yeah, they really do !❞ Mark. you . . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026YOU !! Sigh . . ❝Well-- you know. . cherries are good !❞ GOODNESS MACH. that's you ! 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026NAH . I miss both of them . ❝Huh. . that-- doesn't sound healthy .❞ NO SHIT, MARK. Oh, you THINK? yes . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026NOPE . I miss Right Hand Man . ❝Hm-- kind of feels relaxing !❞ Mark what the fuck. yes you are . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026INCORRECT ? I miss Reggie . ❝My love. . I do not mind at all .❞ MARK. no . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026WHAT ABOUT ME . nyeh !! ❝Hmm. . wouldn't mind-- like my neck or something .❞ MARKIPLIER. i am NOT . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026ME ?? nyeh heh heh . ❝Again-- don't mind at all, gorgeous .❞ MARK. ME?? WHAT DID I DO ? 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026DAMN YOU !! you're evil ! ❝Okay! Sounds good to me !!❞ Excuse me?? POINT AND LAUGH AT THEM . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Nodding rapidly . Before saying the word 'gorgeous' again . 010
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026OWWW ?? like me . ❝You know which way, gorgeous .❞ I KNOW!! Okay buddy . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026MEE !! evil mau . ❝I want you too, gorgeous .❞ GOLLY MARK. Why is she whining so loudly again . . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026ME !! yes . ❝What about it, love ?❞ GOODNESS GRACIOUS?? Can BOTH of them stop whining. Oh shit ?? 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026ME ! tehe . ❝Hm, what was that gorgeous ?❞ MARKIPLIER THAT'S ENOUGH BUDDY. Hm ?? 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026YOU . damn you . ❝Yes, gorgeous ?❞ HE'S WHINING NOW. Damn you Cogburn . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 06/08/2026YOU !!! like you . ❝You sound. . really gorgeous, dear .❞ MARK QUIT IT. Why does she do half the things she does . 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 05/08/2026YOU ! SUPER EVIL !! ❝You-- do?! Goodness . .❞ MACH! Awwww, so cute !! 000
𝗔 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. @dateg0newrong.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You ! SOO EVIL !!! ❝Sure! Why not !❞ MARKIPLIER?? Aww, okay. These two can be really cute . 000
