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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 21h

Saturday nights with my favourite couple ✨

A tall, blonde, tattooed London based escort takes a selfie in the mirror whilst wearing lCe lingerie and a white men’s shirt

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 16h

Please remember that ethically sourced gifts are the BEST gifts. Apart from ✨my gifts✨ of course ☺️☺️☺️☺️

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 17h

🎥 Sense and Sensibility scored high for me! Yes a lot of the language and the outcome of the film is focussed around acquiring the right man but they really extracted the theme of sisterhood, female friendship and platonic love for me. Absolutely 0 sex though, what the hell?!

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 21h

Saturday nights with my favourite couple ✨

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 21h

I can tell instantly when my rate is too expensive for your enquiry btw xx

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Lady bus drivers who ain’t afraid of using the horn >>>>>><

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve always loved evil women so grannies exploiting their age by barging through crowds of people really gets me going

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have just eaten the most disgusting white people dinner because I am the laziest woman in the world xxx

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Being fingered by an expert fingerer is the closest thing to a religious experience I’m ever going to have, I think.

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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A reminder that if you see someone stealing baby supplies in a grocery store YOU DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING.

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Party season is almost here. Perfect plus one 🪩

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Found a packet of cigs AND a tenner on the floor today god bless the United Kingdom !!!!!

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The feeling I get from walking through religious areas with the devil tattoo on my arm showing is unmatched 🤩🤩🤩

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Due on my period and feeling sexier than ever ? What is going on ?…

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is why I keep you around ☺️😘 thank you angel xxx

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Doing what I do best.. 🌹 Available: 12th & 13th October 15th October 19th - 22nd October 26th - 29th October Xx

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Doing what I do best.. 🌹 Available: 12th & 13th October 15th October 19th - 22nd October 26th - 29th October Xx

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Had the most ghoulish dreams so I’ve naturally cleared my schedule to lament & languish x

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I actually quite like the smell of condoms, am I alone here?

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just booked myself a deep tissue massage to congratulate myself for making it through the 7 day flu 🕺

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I smoked a load of spliffs and drunk a load of tomato martinis and now I’m cured of my plague !!!!!

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There’s nothing a pedi in the massage chair can’t fix ☺️ Beautifully pedicured toes incoming xo

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lover boys who know you’re feeling under the weather but want to see you, so they’re ever so gentle with you and let you chill out under the covers for a while ☺️💓☺️✨☺️💕☺️💗

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Something I’m eternally grateful for: drunk birds (women) on Tower Bridge snapping selfies and getting their life in the way home from a messy work drinks

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Whose idea was it to make hand lotion pumps that pump 50 metric tonnes of hand lotion please

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy Mabon to my spiritual, witchy sisters ✨🧙‍♀️🔮

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is what it’s like in my coochie ! 🪽 ✨

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My absolute dream date is a Ren Faire, just so ya know…. x

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Told my civvie friends about this and they were horrified and assumed it was some kind of self harm exercise 🙄🙄🙄

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Had a dream that I stuck my whole hand up my butt last night xx

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy Libra SZN angels 🪽 get ready to see some of the most beautiful people you’ve ever seen in the next month ☺️

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I love that films like Interstellar and the Martian but where the bloody hell are the female leads ?? This cannot be a new take my dudes

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What bluesky is missing for me is interesting videos feat. runway collections, making food out of natural ingredients from faraway lands and timelapses of cranes moving shit about posh building sites please

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One of the best Sunday dates I’ve had, thank you ☺️ bringing gentle, silly fun into a sunny Sunday is quite frankly what I do best

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Been struck down with the sickness, cancelled my sex party to stay in bed and work on my SEO kmt 💀 Sensible advice welcome

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I struggled during pilates today wth 🤦‍♀️

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Got cracked like a glow stick last night, no wonder I’m in such a good mood today ⛅️

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Gorilla grip so good it pulled the condom off Safely of course. Twice.

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I read someone’s Substack the other day where they wrote about *certain* men ‘performing sexiness’ at them instead of actually being present in kissing them and I’m still tittering about it now

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Cleo Schafer - London 🇬🇧 🐆 @datecleo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Also - FUCK Shadwell station !!! Wdym I can only enter the station on one flippin side ?!?????? Dick.

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