Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Apps like Hulu, YouTube, and Instagram have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars perfecting algorithms that can't reconcile the fact that I just want to watch House MD and House MD clips. 010
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I might've been okay with twelve straight years of old man yapping if someone, ANYONE, had managed to bring back Quaaludes. I really have to sit through four more years of lip smacking mouth-breathers without a single 'Lude. How am I gonna manage? 010
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024We are currently sandwiched between two of the most polarizing, heavily differing administrations in American history, yet we still aren't allowed to feed bears in national parks. Don't let the man keep you down, people! FEED THE BEARS! 020
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I think, in our heart of hearts, we all wanted the UHC shooter to be an ethically-ambiguous twink 010
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Good fanfiction be like: "The moose had annihilated it's adversary, yet it faced mortal wounds; it lowed, it bellowed, and sang in the voice of our most bitter and beloved artists--H-O-T-T-Oooo-T-o". 010
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Take me back 3 million years, when everything was a primordial dog creature. - W̶h̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ swamp dogs - E̶l̶e̶p̶h̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ Dogs with dumb mouths 010
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I wish that AI and robots would finally kill me instead of just giving me the heebie-jeebies 010
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I understand that it's hard to sell a smell through a TV, but why do perfume ads gotta be like that 030
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 26/10/2024"No shirt, no shoes, no service". Ah, you fools: you failed to mention mournful wailing. 010
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Stanley Cup champion and top goal-scorer Tom "Thomas" Wilson is no longer on track for 82 goals. :/ 030
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Let's be real y'all the 2×1 Lego tiles were perfect to chew on 010
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I'm growing more and more suspicious of Doc from Snow White as every day passes 010
Ricky O-kay @datboidingo.bsky.social · 26/10/2024open.spotify.com/track/00zWKK... New song from the Libidinal C's. It's for those of you who would walk a mile for a roarer.open.spotify.comJacky LemmonsLibidinal Catecholamines · Jacky Lemmons · Song · 2024 040