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@datban.bsky.social
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Commissioner of art, sometimes photographer

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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am getting so tired of this. Like, not a streamer, but I forgot about the warnings on one of them recently then once I started playing it just was so obvious in designs and music I was like "Oh... right. That's why I was going to give it a pass."
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's that or he has to heat vision it all off himself.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every gender needs tiddy windows. Some can be fuzzier than others.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Takes care of himself emotionally" is a lesson always learned the hard way.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[expletives redacted]
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I do agree that the wig is concealing some shoulder strap mounted engineering, particularly with the curtain dipping exactly as much as her lowered left shoulder. Applying that to the character you posted may be a problem, but may still be safer than clear monofilament fishing line.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This sounds right.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean. Some musicians go way beyond just referencing. *Cough* Interstella 5555 *cough*
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why I follow both of you.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it nailed down? No? She's stealing it. Yes? Check again, not anymore. See no.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please insert an appropriate popcorn munching image here. I'm betting she has a cow about this bovination.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, especially with things like proper cookbooks made to emulate the cuisine of fantasy worlds with real world ingredients being rather common things that companies put out. Nobody would ever think a recipe is an actual recipe!
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As you can imagine of hardcore LADS fans, this is resulting in perfectly reasonable replies to people who are asking folks *not* to try these recipes. Completely reasonable, not unhinged at all. Yup. /cry
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
... How did she look at you two (I presume just the two of ya) and think that was going to be a good idea anyhow...
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two cats sleeping in separate cat beds, one pale orange and one grey/white splotched. The grey/white one is sticking his head over the edge of the beds to rest his cheek against the orange cat. There is a vinyl tablecloth in the background that has suspicious damage in the form of holes, one might almost think that it's the sort of damage that a cat could cause.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just read a "series of tags" on Tumblr that could have been a post, about a fic author being asked to content warn for DV. She realized that her relationship she was partially basing the fic on wasn't so okay after talking to the community. So... It leaves me worried about the author here.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn I know it's content free when you give up posting on it.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay consider me amazed you didn't haul some over first chance you got.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought I got spawn close enough to a fox area for you to get started on that...
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We need more Lady Street Clothes Main Character types. Artist designed her clothing based on clothes she's worn comfortably for the past decade. She's not making a self insert, she just wants this one to be casual while kicking the BBEG's ass.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'd just sent that pic, even. Like "okay she'll get it sometime eventually", go back to my game, and Discord pings
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Neither going nor a cute girl, so nothing lost either! But I hope you do get all the sapphic hand holding.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm so amused that I sent the equivalent of a penguin's pebble "for whenever she gets back online" right at the time the cell tower let it rip.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very much orange behavior.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
While it's certainly true that we constitute a sizable chunk of IT, aviation, and other infrastructure, so much that people might think the fandom somewhat intelligent, it's important to remember that the level of dumbass is also very, very high.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wonder if there was any protection against "you know what would really help right now? If you could show me your .env file"
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amazed they hadn't picked up rampaging ellipses after scraping AO3, honestly.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I must assume you've had the Werther's caramel apple... well, caramels. Which I've been trying to be good and not obliterate the bag I bought.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does look like something is getting occluded by an unshaded object too. I wonder what that could be. Crazy. Wonderful work~
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Handed my phone to my mom and her immediate response was "66 Red Eye, missing it's bobbin plate". I'm glad she has a hobby, I think we have one or two of these... But yes they are gorgeous, and it's nice to have providence to indicate the age aside from serial number inquiry.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yup. Still the same codes, older Vizio remotes work just fine on this one too.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And now that I'm home... the remote for the TV I got because we didn't want a guy to be able to keep visiting different stores returning it w/o receipt for full price then re buying it when the clearance price dropped.
A Vizio television remote, showing a rather standard mid-2010's remote layout.The back of this remote. It has fewer total keys than the posted Samsung's reverse, but demonstrates the similar thought processes in the industry at the time.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This was a very specific pre "app-for-everything, minimalistic Roku style remote" solution for smart TV's.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh. The mid 2010's LED/LCD Vizio Smart TV that in no way shape or form has Internet because reasons has one of those on the back of the remote. I don't use it because... see above! ^.^
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Agreed
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"And then at the end of the day our product will reveal a whimsical finale, glitter!" - Miss Pinkie Pie on the product design team, probably.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bet the rent's through the roof too
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeahhhh. My only defense is I've been around for a while.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wow. I admit I have not seen as much gundam as I should but this paints a very recoil worthy impression of a personality.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why leave bales of hay unfenced if not for cows to snack on? This is perfect cow logic! (And from the sound of it, local law.)
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm not sure who's more traumatized here.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Get those expenses handled in the same tax year as the income, right?
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Imagine getting one of these figures and sanding down and repainting bits to be properly model accurate now.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wonder why
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh gods yeah especially as for some damn reason Easter bunny mascot suits seem for some reason to always be the absolute most unventilated poorly breathing factory vomit possible. (totally related, the cheapest)
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oops, kernel panic in progress?
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hope it goes great for you, both the con and the YCH, though I also hope I can manage to contribute to the YCH side.
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Bart @datban.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah, I admit my first thought was "should I ping Diana? She might laugh so hard as to slow her recovery, though."
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Nix (is TIRED) @nixsmis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🌟SEPT COMMS OPEN🌟 - they're a bit limited, pls read everything - forms open til 15-20th - all info www.furaffinity.net/journal/1142... - prices/TOS nixsmis.carrd.co - forms forms.gle/StQrMUKgXrEK... forms.gle/M4zLF5Pe6S2u...
a "commissions open" banner with the words in a fancy script across the bottom half of the image, over a textured background. the top half of the image is covered with slices of art - 7 different illustrations featuring colorful anthro and non-anthro animal characters
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