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Alexander YAMLton

@datagay.bsky.social
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29. he/him. trans guy. unemployed data scientist for hire. leftist. lost & trying to rebuild. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 Help me survive: PP: www.paypal.com/paypalme/alexlytics V: account.venmo.com/u/alexlytics Banner: Seth Jaben (1984)

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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If anyone wants to do me the biggest solid I've had in a while, I found a really cheap motel room that would give me some relief til Sunday. I doubt it'll happen. But a man can dream while trying to just not die.
Price
$59.22/night x 3 nights: $177.66
Taxes & Fees: $21.30
Total Price: $198.96
Cashback not applied: $19.90 (strikethrough)
You Saved: $39.57
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Came across milkweed plants earlier today and found this guy laid back, munching on a leaf while using it as a blanket.
A monarch caterpillar lays across a milkweed leaf while grasping one above it, making it look like it's tucked in for bed.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My perfect girl. I miss you. I hope there's endless little pieces of crinkly plastic to play with out there 💔
A dilute calico cat, mid-yawn, with all her pointy little teeth on display. Her eyes are squinted and her ears are slightly pulled back, making it appear as though she's roaring. The Snapchat caption reads, "A monster."The same dilute calico cat, curled up in the shrimp position with her toe beans on display. One of her ears is folded under her head. It looks like she just woke up from a great nap.The same dilute calico resting atop a pair of purple fleece pajama pants, fast asleep with a paw tucked under her chin.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Me: *Having to take Benadryl to avoid 48+ hours of sleep deprivation* My dormant APOE4 gene:
The "Sickos" meme.

A man with stubble and a wicked grin wearing a shirt that reads, "Sickos," stares out a window. A speech bubble above his head reads, "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!"
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Looks like it's just one of those days
Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit posing in an open-handed, splayed-fingered pose.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This one has lived in several of my hard drives for ages.
Donkin' Dunnts: Amurica runn no dundun.

Sbubby: Eef freef.

Weedy's: Old fashioned hurgusburgus

Bubger Kirg: Have it in a way.

Taco Bacon: Tinkle outside the binkle.

Applebapple's: Nehhborhor grib & bib

Inoot-Ut Brubge

McNaldo's: I like the it.

A&A: AAAAAAAAAA
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I did everything I was supposed to. Went to school for over a fucking decade. Switched from social science to stats. Went to conferences. Got to know corporate exec folks. I'm still fucking homeless and unemployed and can't even get the grocery store to hire me. I don't know why. I'm so tired.
Pink axolotl plushie in front of a background of orange and red flames. Black text overlaid over the axolotl reads, "I'm seriously at my limit."
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Patrick Star in robes raising one hand in the air, eyes closed in solemn reverence. Text reads, "Peak."
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I just got flashbanged by the memory of Pon and Zi from this thanks
Pon and Zi artwork depicting Zi, the little blue character, standing in a grungy room with their organs spilling out of a hole in their chest, with a bright red heart at the end of a string of pink entrails. The speech bubble reads, "Oh, look. It's beating for you."
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Cover art for "Endless Ocean," a video game for the Nintendo Wii. The cover includes an underwater shot with a diver in the top left, a manta ray in the top right, and schools of fish swimming amongst coral at the bottom.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I just lost my baby girl. Renal failure. She was going to be 16 in November. My sweet bean gave all the love she had 💜 I hope she knew I loved her too
A blue-eyed dilute calico sits in a lap looking up at the camera with more love than your brain can process
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I'm Alex. I'm a trans guy in Atlanta who's about to be homeless. I have a place to go and a job there, but I need to raise funds for the road trip there. This cat dad and my cat daughter would be very appreciative 🤘🏻💜 V: @alexlytics PP: @alexlytics
A dilute calico cat with slightly crossed, blue eyes sitting on top of a rectangle of styrofoam barely large enough to fit her tiny butt.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Mobile emergency alert notification that reads, "Presidential Alert: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG"
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The first of the big scary noises have begun, but lil babygirl is being brave, safe in dad's lap with some Hasanabi on the TV. My duty for the rest of the night is to keep her neurotic self calm.
A dilute calico cat with half-lidded, blue eyes looks up at the camera. She's held in the pale gamer arms of her devoted human dad.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Sat outside for a minute to check the storm vibes
A Tumblr post from the foxpost-generator account featuring a red fox standing in a whited-out environment, paws hidden beneath several inches of snow. The fox appears to brace itself, squinting against the wind.

The text below the image reads, "it fucken WIMDY"
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
A picture of the upper, hinge-side corner of a door.

White text at the top reads, "You know you want to, boy"

Larger, red text across the middle and bottom reads, "Obey your urges. Slap the top of the doorframe."A person wearing a white T-shirt that reads "Mommy's Little Meatball"A man reclines on a set of stairs covered in snow. A Windows warning message covers the bottom half of the frame. It reads, "You are running out of 'it is what it is.' Are you sure you want to continue?"

Response options to the warning prompt include, "Yes," "No," and "Help."A Pikachu figurine that has been cut out of its rubber bouncy ball prison. The liberating scissors lie flat in the background.

Text at the bottom reads, "Him free."
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
"You gotta lock in. That cross-eyed fucker depends on you." What my buddy sent to me in response to this picture of little bean and me being a sad sack. Love that guy
A dilute calico with blue eyes and a pink nose sits semi-loafed on a wrinkled, loose-knit, blue blanket.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Holy shit there's 100 of you seeing my lil shitposts. Thank y'all. Here's a picture of my cat
A dilute calico staring up from her dad's lap. 

She has black/grey fur around her right eye and white/orange around her left eye, making it look like she only had time to do half her makeup before leaving the house. 

A blue-green, metallic, star-shaped bell hangs from her collar, nestled in her white chest fluff. 

Her pink little nose has a single dark freckle on the left side.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Am I nearly 30? Yes. Am I gonna go play in the snow later? Also yes.
A parking lot in front of a 2-story apartment building, with 3 pine trees in the foreground. Everything is covered in a thin blanket of snow.

The text on the picture reads, "Sorry y'all. Atlanta's closed today."
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Life imitates art
Tweet by @BravoCoolee that reads:

"Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say, "I like pancakes," and somebody will say, "So you hate waffles?"

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed despite the hair tie fiasco. Had a tasty dinner of chicken & fish wet food and didn't even barf it all over the floor!
A blue-eyed dilute calico wearing a purple breakaway collar sits on a pile of clean laundry. A star-shaped bell and round name tag hang from the collar against her white chest fuzz.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My pride and joy
A blue-eyed dilute calico cat sitting on a small piece of styrofoam, just big enough for her tiny butt to sit on. She has a round, silver tag hanging from her collar with a purple paw print on it.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! Day 5 #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge
Erik H. Erikson's Childhood and Society
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! Day 4 #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge
Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A PIZZA? FOR THIS GUY? More likely than you think.
A man wearing a black beanie and a collared button-down with zebras printed all over it, gazing at you with dazzling blue eyes and a mischievous grin.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! Day 3 #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge
Children's book "A Dog's Life: The Autobiography of a Stray" by Ann M. Martin
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! Day 2 #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Hey. You. Look at me. You will get it done. You have more time than you think. Breathe. You're the man bro. You're the fuckin man, and you will get this shit done. Okay now your turn you say it.
Orange cat peeking up from the bottom of the frame with a gun and angry eyebrows, threatening you to, "Be kind to yourself. NOW. You have no choice."
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! Day 1 #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge
"As I Lay Dying" by William Faulkner
Published 1930
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I look like my dad when he played football, just shorter. I'm cool with that. Thanks Jimbo
Cute guy in a long-sleeved, blue and white striped shirt taking a mirror selfie in front of a white door. With both sleeves rolled up just past the elbows, he holds his purple-cased phone in his right hand, obscuring his mouth so that he seems to be peeking over the top of the phone. His left arm rests wrist-deep in the front pocket of his light blue jeans.

The blonde curls floating just above his shoulders are reminiscent of an old printed photo of his dad, probably about age 17, dressed in a football gear.

I wish I could talk to my dad. Maybe one day.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
WE DID IT BOYS. 💉 ME 1 DAY ON TESTOSTERONE. 2025, KEEP THE LIFE CHANGES COMIN' BABY.
A pale ass data scientist hiding his frizzy blonde curls with a black, rolled beanie lies face-up on a white, quilted mattress topper. It seems he didn't quite make it to the pinkish-purplish pillow just up and to the right of his head, but he's still feeling like a winner.

He looks a bit disheveled, his black and white zebra shirt entirely unbuttoned, binder on display for the internet, nay, the world to gaze upon. 

Nonetheless, he seems happy, throwing up a real champ's thumbs-up with arms trembling like a Chihuahua with social anxiety, ears ringing with the sound of triumph, and subcutaneous belly fat chock-full of a hearty helping of cypionate.

He may look like he puked immediately after this picture, but he'll have you know he simply laid flat on the bed for about 30 minutes so he could put the ol' sympathetic nervous system on cool-down.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Doc said, "FILL THAT BAG UP" 🏳️‍⚧️💉
A simple man in his simple car holds a simple brown paper bag in his pale-ass data scientist hand, starkly contrasted by the black interior of his car.

The logo of the warehouse-like grocery store adorns the top: "Costco," printed in red ink, just above "Wholesale," printed in blue. The blue text continues down the simple brown bag, "Costco Pharmacy," with a friendly blue square depicting a medication bottle and a capsule large enough to fill the entire bottle. 

Of course the bag wants you to know what Costco values. The bag reveals these secrets, still in calm blue lettering, "Convenience, Service, & Value." Four more lines of simple blue text present themselves to the simple man advertising select available services, "Flu Shots & Immunizations," sat atop, "Convenient Prescription Delivery," sat atop, "Pet Medications," sat atop, "Text Messaging Alerts."

Finally, at the bottom of the simple man's simple brown bag, a QR code smiles back at him, beckoning him to, "Scan to learn more." About what, you may wonder? Mysteries abound. One last clue remains apparent, printed blue as the cap on a Dasani bottle, "Visit Costco.com, click 'Pharmacy,' OR, create your Pharmacy account on the Costco app. There really is an app for everything these days, huh?

What could it be, that makes this simple man, in his simple car, holding his simple bag, so ecstatic, so prepared to see another sunrise?
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Old-timey Christmas hard candies, gumdrop nougat, and iced sugar cookies with sprinkles 🎄
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I'm trying so hard y'all.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
And yenno what else here's a picture of my beautiful daughter who turned 15 this month
A dilute calico cat sitting innocently on her dad's wrist while he tries to use a computer mouse.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I just got followed by one of my favorite accounts, and am totally not freaking out about it, so in celebration here's another picture of my face.
Car selfie of a trans man in a horse-print button-up.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Making my first post on this account (again) a picture of my face the day I got my binder and realized how much I loved seeing a little more of myself in the mirror 💜
Mirror selfie of a trans man in jeans and a horse-print button-up with a thick black belt, barely holding back a toothy grin while seeing himself in a chest binder for the first time.
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