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Lindsay Clark

@datadictum.bsky.social
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Myopic biped. Reporter @theregister.com covering enterprise applications, databases and analytics. Also, a bit of science here and there. Many former lives.

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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have we had Rick Danko ?
Bass play from The Band, Rick Danko
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...
Equinox on 23rd September
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is what it looks like when you get there
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was looking for a job, and I found a job...
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Home is here BTW
Map showing the distance from London Paddington to Hayle, west Cornwall
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here I am at Paddington about to get the night train home
Photo of the inside of Paddington station taken with wide angle lens
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mad dash to London and back to meet work colleagues. Some for the first time. Coming home tonight on the overnight train, probably a bit pissed
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shadwell
Comedy character Siadwell from the popular British TV series Naked Video (186-1991)
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
just in case you thought this was a one-off
Louis Mosley wears a black shirt on Laura Kuenssberg show
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
View from Hayle Beach to St Ives this morning
Open sandy beach, sea and blue skies with St Ives peninsula in the background
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I see a headline like this, I always think of this www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20...
screenshot of official video for hardcore classic Guns don't kill people rappers do by Goldie Lookin Chain
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Black shirts are quite popular these days though
Palantir UK boss Louis Mosley wearing a black shirt at a Parliamentary select committee is purely coincidental.
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Son 1.0 gets GCSE results today. Fucking hell. 😭
photo of an 18-month-old boy taken with his back to the camera around 14 and a half years ago
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20...
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Guess where we went on holiday
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
interesting fact. Google only just got a CDS. I guess no-one wanted to buy them before the AI capex binge
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nice of the Mail to slap an exclusive on this story on Sunday, which contains the same info we published in a story on Friday www.theregister.com/public-secto...
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"How do we illustrate this story?" "Get a pic of a pub, y'know and ordinary pub ordinary people drink in" "How about this one in the heart of Soho, a famous hang-out for media and theatre luvvies?" "Yes, exactly."
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's good to be quoted in a PAC report
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I was more convinced by the man in the spandex suit TBH
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hayle beach is BIG
Wide angle photograph of Hayle beach, west Cornwall
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Once again, I am being compared to the pope britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Does anyone use Discord? I don't but I must have set up an account to look at something at some point. I'm trying to look something else. But all I get is this. Is the channel locking me out or is my set-up wrong?
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
we said it wouldn't last www.theregister.com/software/202...
In Sept 2025, Oracle expects half a trillion dollars in booked cloud orders, stock rise 27%, say Reuters
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Just nine months ago...
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Look, BBC, its currently pissing down here so I suggest someone looks out the window
Weather forecast shows bright sunshing when, in fact, it is raining
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
something at the SAP news centre is not working as it should
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The UK CEO prefers a black shirt, of course
Louis Mosley wears a black shirt to a Parliamentary hearing
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Am I doing this right?
Burger King font displays "Beyond Freedom and Dignity", a controversial book by debunkted behaviorist BF Skinner
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Look how happy this woman is about SAP's API policy
woman in yellow jumper holding a blue phone looking exstatically happy about SAP's API policy
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This was predicated on there being a short war. That's what the The US is saying, Gartner told me. Iran: Hold my beer.
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Harbour sunrise with doggo
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
how it's going
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
how it started
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I remember this going out out live in front of millions and I’m glad it’s captured for posterity. Yes, Queen played to segregated audiences in apartheid South Africa
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Brazil; another planet
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Well lots. But I only ever had this on cassette. It’s very good.
The Auteurs album, Now I’m a Cowboy
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
might go for a run later
weather forecast image showing 100% chance of rain
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I'm tired of being asked for questions in advance of interviews so now I might show them this
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This bugs the hell out of me in financial reporting. I won't name and shame directly but go look up the Oracle share of the global cloud market. It is tiny. Oracle is not in any way a titan.
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
FWIW, that's Louis Mosley, over Mandelson's sholder
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Got a birthday treat stay at the Gurnard’s Head which is well worth a visit if you’re ever in west Penwith
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It's my birthday. Google has reminded me that this was seven years ago.
Sad looking middle aged man wearing a birthday hat
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
headline from local news this morning. you think you get over this shit but you don't
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
thinking of going for a run later
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#aurora … in Cornwall! Ok the long exposure on my phone exaggerates the colours but you can see it, honest
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
RAW POLITICS
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Trees on power lines near our house. No electric until Sunday morning, according to current estimates
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
😬
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