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datadefender.bsky.social

@datadefender.bsky.social
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A dude who likes data. Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum.

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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unfortunately, her name is actually spelled Caitlin. But that doesn't detract from the hilarity.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't like going to the post office, but when I do, I always enjoy the Eugene Kingman mural.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
While I was walking my dog, I came across two young Mormon missionaries. I was wearing my Church of the Subgenius t-shirt and they both looked at me warily.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Or perhaps more like this.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just imagine the possibilities!
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Travis and Taylor after the wedding.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And she's as gorgeous as ever.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I mean.....C'MON ON!
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is the face of a giant ass.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Heck, I'd trust Doctor Detroit more and he was only a professor of comparative lit!
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Or "Monster or devoted family man?"
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
His insecurity and stupidity neatly captured in one picture.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
But..but..Obama wore a tan suit!
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I've seen this movie before.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
$13 million (so far)!
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
RIP Ogre
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just testing to see if it was the shells or the message that triggered them.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My Maggie-doodle loves all people, especially if they have a ball to throw.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Seems to sum up the current situation.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Meanwhile, WPO digging into the hard hitting issues of the day.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I believe this was foretold in the bible as a sign of the apocalypse.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
reality
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Let me know you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Probably also using the completion backwards principle.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
How about them Epstein Files?
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
if you know, you know
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
"I have a condition that prevents me from sitting"
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It appears this little troll is a busy one. I'm blocking them all.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I saw this movie over 40 years ago and thought it was horrible. But I was a snot-nosed punk then. It's still not great, but it's not that bad.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"If you restrict self-checkout lanes to 15 items or less, than you need to have more than one regular checkout lane open"
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It's already here.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari doing the lord's work outside of Speaker Johnson's office.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
With Diane Ladd and Polly Holliday's passing, I hope Stephanie Courtney is safe....rule of three and all.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
October 29, 3I/Atlas....just waiting for something.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
What's the preoccupation with Argentina? Oh right.....
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Not distracted....RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Looks worse than the house in Money Pit.
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
fuck them
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
That Nobel peace prize ain't getting any closer!
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datadefender.bsky.social @datadefender.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Same thing with the Moai of Rapa Nui. Bus stops around the island until the practice was stopped by wokeness.
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