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@dassschaf.bsky.social
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25 / m / he, him / 🦊🌈 fox thing, playing with computers, wearing thigh highs and arm warmers ✨ no minors please

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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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EVR//DFT @everdrift.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
≽^>⩊<^≼ nya! ~ I am the wweapon of VI, owo! - I hope this flops.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back
Bunnies sit at a table outside a cafe, called the Luna Cafe. It is on the surface of the moon, looking at a distant planet earth. They sip from mugs while a third bunny watches from a second floor balcony.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green. Green is wearing a chef's hat and holding an oven tray of something ambiguous.
Blue: What are you making?
Green: A concotion.
Blue: A what?
Green: I wanted to bake something, but I didn't have any of the ingredients so I improvised.
Blue: ...Is it good?
Green: No.
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
buge
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siku @paintedsiku.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i wish a very merry Discord Age Verification to my worst of worst enemies
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dotfurry.org 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @dotfurry.org · 05/09/2026
We’ve submitted our completed gTLD application to ICANN and paid the application invoice. We are on to the next stage of our application journey! Read more in our newsletter: www.dotfurry.org/news/applica...
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.Furry gTLD Application Update
Our campaign is fully funded, and the ICANN application has been submitted. We’re on the next stage of our journey
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who is nestled comfortably within a large purple bean bag chair.
Green: How's the bean bag chair?
Blue: Comfy.

Blue watches in silent horror as Green jumps into the air, about to dive into the chair as well.
Green: Make way!

As Green dives in, Blue is launched into the air by the force of Green's landing.

Now cozied up in the bean bag chair, Green watches as Blue flies off in the distance, barely visible as a shred of colour on the sky.
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Laundry Day
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Clueless
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/09/2026
Aerospace Flowchart xkcd.com/3298/
Comic: Aerospace Engineer Problem-Solving Flowchart. [Start→Could we solve this problem by building giant airships again?→(No)→Try other solutions→(four arrows leading off-panel)]
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
PK Property Damage
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10/09/2026
Semaphore xkcd.com/3295/
Comic. [Two identical machines face each other with a gap between them. Each is mounted on a box with a cable connecting it off-panel, webcams pointed at each other, and two flags at different angles that can move.] [caption] Networking tip: Separate sensitive components with a semaphore gap.
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
SWHFTT 2‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️ 6. Tenets
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Riolu is not very subtle about wanting attention
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SUDO @sudo.pink · 25/08/2026
Stop Killing The Internet: No Digital ID & No Age Verification Sign the ECI : citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/... #NoToAgeVerification #StopKillingTheInternet #ECI
Screenshot of the European Citizens' Initiative - Online Collection System. For the ECI: "Stop Killing The Internet: No Digital ID & No Age Verification". With a Green check mark saying "Signature confirmed"
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Riolu can have a little brainrot, as a treat
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Dr. Sandra Steingraber 🏳️‍🌈 @ssteingraber1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Maybe the best self-help advice from TikTok yet: Be like a data center. Consume large amounts of books and water and become a problem for your local government.
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Cashew 🔜 FUVE @mintcashew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Everything's okay with you around
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is frowning while looking at a pizza, which Green is leaning towards with eager curiosity.
Blue: Ugh, my pizza is too spicy. I can't eat this.
Green: Sprinkle some baking soda on it.

Blue looks at Green with disbelief. Green looks back to him with no hesitation.
Blue: Would that actually help? ...In any way?

For a good, lingering moment, both Blue and Green simply look at each other. Green is the first one to break the silence.
Green: No.
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
‼️CYBERPUNK‼️2077‼️70%‼️OFF‼️ON‼️STEAM‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️PHANTOM🔥LIBERTY🔥40%🔥OFF🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥BEST⚠️$35.98⚠️YOU⚠️WILL⚠️EVER⚠️SPEND⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️THIS‼️IS‼️A‼️PROPAGANDA‼️PLAY‼️CYBERPUNK‼️2‼️0‼️7‼️7‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SWHFTT 2‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️ 2. New pursuits - Do yall think it should count as a whole team or just 1 player.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outside, looking at a rain cloud. Blue is glaring at the cloud, and the cloud is glaring back.
Blue: Are you going to rain or not?
Cloud: That depends. Were you planning to paint that shed today?
Green: That depends on whether it rains today.

The cloud does not answer. The foxes and the cloud glare at each other in silence for a moment. Eventually, the cloud breaks the silence.
Cloud: We can do this all day, buddy.
Blue: We will.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20/07/2026
Latitude and Longitude xkcd.com/3273/
Comic. [Latitude and longitude lines squeezing Earth.] [caption: Bad news: NASA accidentally shrank Earth’s latitude and longitude lines in the wash.]
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🌾 Reysi @reysifray.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Clingy Puppy
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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The Vegapunk of Hyenas @yeeniemcbeenie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an image as beautiful as this
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Your aura is rancid
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The only 2 ways to make OCs tbh
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RayJ ☕️🍰☸️📿@ ACFI, BLFC @theroguez.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
shards
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Para @paratysu.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He's so small
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 03/07/2026
Holes xkcd.com/3266/
Comic: Holes. Elevation is to scale relative to sea level and ground level. Land shapes and horizontal distances are not to scale. [Lines for every 1k meters starting from -12k up to +4k: Bingham Canyon Mine (US), Veryovkina Cave (Georgia), MPONENG Gold Mine (South Africa), Sanford Laboratory (US), Giant Crystal Cave (Mexico), Derinkugo Underground City (Turkey), WIPP (US), Restof Salt Mine, with an arrow pointing at the bottom that reads “oops” (US), San Andreas Fault Observatory Borehole (US) CFB North Bay (Canada), Woodingdean Water Well (dug by hand) (United Kingdom), Diefen-Bunker (Canada), Deep Underground Command Center (Canceled in 1965) (US), Lake Peigneu, with another oops arrow next to it (US), Sydney Opera House Parking (Australia), Onkalo Spent Nuclear Fuel Repository (Finland), Hudson River, Delaware Aqueduct (US), Raven Rock (US), Wieliczka and Bochina Salt Mines (Poland), Atchison Storage Facility (US), Snolab (Canada), Detroit Salt Mine (US), Hongyancun Subway Station (China), Nuclear Test Shafts (North Korea), Super Kamiokande Neutrino Detector (Japan), Gran Sasso Laboratory (Italy), Peak above Gran Sasso, Modane Laboratory (France), Peak above Modane Laboratory, Gotthard Tunnel (Switzerland), Peak above Cheyenne Bunker and Gotthard Tunnel, Cheyenne Mountain Bunker (US), Kola Superdeep Borehole (Russia) - deepest artificial point below surface at -11917m, Lake Baikal (Russia), sediments under Lake Baikal, IDDP-2 Borehole (Iceland), Dead Sea (multiple countries), Ryfylke Tunnel (Norway), Pantal Remis Mine with another oops arrow (Malaysia), Great Blue Hole (Belize), Joides Resolution Expedition 307 (Atlantic Ocean), Deepwater Horizon Borehole (Gulf of Mexico) - deepest artificial point below sea level at -11944m, Glomar Challenger Hole 504B (Pacific Ocean), Mohole (Pacific Ocean), Joides Resolution Expedition 329 (Pacific Ocean), Mariana Trench (Pacific Ocean)]
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Management
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"everyone who contributed to its success should be proud of what they helped create" and where have i heard that before? Fake empathy from people who have contributed nothing and will continue to contribute nothing.
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Fire Fox
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Renegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
He made so many people at least a little bit gay 💜
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Disney's Robin Hood Takes a Bath
ALT: Disney's Robin Hood Takes a Bath
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is enjoying the breeze in front of a fan, while Green sits some distance away from him, with his back towards Blue, clearly sulking.

Blue looks at Green as Green turns to look at him, still with a grumpy look on his face.
Green: I'm sorry I've been awful all day. This heat makes me miserable to be around.

Blue looks frankly at Green, who appears mildly surprised.
Blue: You haven't done or said anything.
Green: Oh?

Green turns back around, looking tired and frustrated but no longer angry.
Green: I've been thinking evil thoughts all day.
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
No getting up now
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Alsares @alsares.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Enjoying hydrangea" For @solasdefaut.bsky.social
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A comic of several foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, we see a grey fox, by themselves, studying a "no smoking" sign, with a smaller sign added at the bottom.
Grey fox, in thought: Non-smoking area, enforced by... Sniper?

Frowning disapprovingly, the grey fox immediately pulls out a cigarette and lights it.
Grey fox, still thinking: What kind of a sick joke is that? How would th-

Grey fox's thought process is startled as a thin, sharp burst of water shoots the cigarette out of their mouth.

Nearby, Blue and Green are hanging out on their balcony. Blue is wearing an olive green fishing hat, taking cover behind the balcony wall, aiming a brightly coloured plastic water gun down to the street.
Green: Enjoying your new watergun?
Blue: Immensely.
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wolfie 🔜 MFF @wolfgirl420.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
winter commute (commission for carmrawr.bsky.social)
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 11/06/2026
Beam Pipe xkcd.com/3257/
Comic. [Person with shoulder-length hair standing on ladder next to large machine with her hand on it. Another person watches from the ground.] [caption] This year’s physics Nobel will go to the scientists who figured out that you could make the large Hadron Collider more powerful by covering part of the beam pipe with your thumb.
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
LEAVE SRL ALONE??????
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 09/06/2026
Planetary Science xkcd.com/3255/
Comic. [Article titled “Evidence for liquid water on the surface of a terrestrial planet in the habitable zone,” with unreadable text but including pictures of a beach and of people playing on a beach.] [caption] Planetary science journals have asked astronomers to please stop submitting their vacation photos.
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Sio 🦌🛸 @sioteru.com · 03/06/2026
🏳️‍🌈🎉🏳️‍🌈🎉🏳️‍🌈🎉 #Furry #FurryArt #Art #Pride #LGBT
Sio, a blue and white fallow deer with one antler, leaning on a railing and holding a but of soda while confetti falls around him and three rainbow flags sway in that background.
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Vivien @vivithemoth.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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