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David Sellers

@dasmrh.bsky.social
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Board game designer trying to make the world more fun. He/They

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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who thought it was a good idea to make Facebook's AI into an uncircumcised dick 😭 slop, meet sm*gma
A screenshot from Facebook showing a cartoony, beige, hooded character that could not look more like an uncircumcised penis if it tried. Beneath it is text saying "Meet Muse, your new personal AI agent"
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I genuinely think it's such a nice touch that the background turns dark red for packs that have fancy cards. It's small but so satisfying.
A screenshot from Pokemon trading card game pocket, of Team Rockets Slowking EX. It's a holographic 2 star card.A screenshot from Pokemon trading card game pocket, of Delphox. It's a full art 1 star card.
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This game remains the absolutely best way to spend a sick weekend
A photo from New Pokemon Snap showing an excited Pikachu surfing atop Mantine in front of a bright shallow reef backgroundAnother pic from Pokemon snap of Leafeon excitedly standing on its hind legs in a brightly lit jungle A close pic of Mew over a lush jungle looking extremely happyWooper glowing and smiling without a single thought in its head
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This felt like a really hard set of letters for my first time playing 😮‍💨 But this is fun!
Screenshot of Q-less, a dice crossword app. I made the words sir, lord, oxbow, and vow.
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Time to be worst man
A sign in NYC that says "I'm tired of being best man"
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
AI photos in ads are bad. AI photos *this bad* in ads are just insulting.
A Reddit ad for Microsoft Copilot that shows an obviously-fake, plasticky cheeseburger and a request to make the recipe gluten-free.
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Other highlights included staying up until 2 am trimming and punching paper in my hotel room to complete a prototype, which is getting *completely* reworked after playing it through once (zero regrets)
A two tiered hotel desk completely covered in paper scraps, cutting implements, and random board game test bits
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Review bombing has always been a thing but this is unbelievably disgusting Support Molly House and other queer games by queer designers.
A one-star review of Molly House on BGG that says "this whole queer shit has to end! Awful game"
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
A lovely digestif after learning Finspan!
Box art of Flip7, a card game.
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
God has finally entered the 21st century and is providing analytics!
A close up of a tagline on a magazine that says "Prayer Keeps You Young - How it reduces health risks by 43%"
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Search engines used to be my whole job and it confuses and frustrates me to no end that Google has decided to torch their best product, while torching the planet and their paying customers at the same time. This info about Kingdom Builder is completely wrong, top to bottom. #boardgames
A Google AI overview about Kingdom builder, stating inaccurate information about the size of components and how the game is played.
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I am fine!! And omg so are these pokes. 🥹🥹
A fully visible, lightly glowing, green Kecleon stands in front of and among a green wall of leaves, facing to the side with its eyes closed.Looking up at the night sky, a Braviary flies in front of the moon.In a dark cave, a Gengar looks up towards us with a menacing smile. It is poking halfway out of a purple swirling portal on the cave wall.An Alolan Raichu is happily hopping on its tail, floating just above a sand spit with the light blue ocean in the background.
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I got a lil sick over the weekend and decided to buy Pokemon Snap. And this game. This gaaaame! Has consumed my life for the past 3 days, in the best way.
At nighttime, a glowing Scorbunny leans back on top of Torterra's shell.An underwater close-up of Chinchou facing us, but looking at an Inkay with its back to us.A Lapras floating on the water, looking towards us, with a sunset and part of another Lapras' shell in the background.Looking up to green forest canopy, a Celebi flies by very near to us, trailing sparkles.
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I have seen this X-ray before 😬😬😬
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Repost with a pic of you and your fave Pokemon ⚡
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David Sellers @dasmrh.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I'm David! Board games and queer leftist politics are probably my focus here (trying to learn more about mutual aid 🥹) but IRL I will also talk your ear off about food
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