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Daskid

@daskid.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, and Yinzer with dogs, guitars, and opinions. Mostly here for the snark. 🇺🇦

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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Exactly my first thought too, considering the gas lines in Moscow currently. If they even send a drop, no way they share enough to make a dent in US fuel prices. Just a desperate bid for a positive headline before November. Political vaporware.
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t leave Kennedy’s smug mug out of this. He was so excited.
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Pretty sure it was this one.
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I expect an indictment for Bezos any day now.
Dangerous domestic terrorism for sale on Amazon starting at $3.80.
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
What do Jeffries’ polls have to say about about why the Democratic party is even less popular than the one that loves lies, fascism, corruption and protecting pedophiles? (Hint: It’s shit like ‘maintaining decorum’. Wake the fuck up Dems. THIS IS THE UNFORCED ERROR.)
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
That’s how I feel about Tulga and Oscar from the Smalls commercial. Smalls can afford to run that ad during every commercial break, but they can’t afford another low budget shoot with a different dude and his cat?
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"Your ideas are so innovative, and you definitely do not have a small penis."
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
This is fantastic, even if you didn't grow up doing the fold-ins on the back cover of Mad magazine.
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Looking at that gut, pretty hilarious to think he claims to be the same height and weight as this man.
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I thought he was just the front half of a centaur.
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Daskid @daskid.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Someone once pointed out that Trump stands like the front half of a centaur and I can’t I see it.
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