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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My crack plot for Ace Combat 9 is Pixy and Cipher’s last ride as two bitter as fuck 60-something year old mercs go slaughter 1 million General Resources and Neucomm corpo soldiers to abort the cyberpunk future. Larry might’ve wanted A World Withour Borders - but not like this.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m replaying Ace Combat 0. Again. And man, the framing of the plot for this being a journalist tracking down all the guys you shot down a decade after the war for FMV interviews remains such a cool way to tell a story.
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Ace Combat Ace Combat Zero
ALT: Ace Combat Ace Combat Zero
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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Freak out and sell everything
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s a small thing, but Hegseth’s constant invocation of “beardos“ when Vance and like half the male population (including RWers) have beards is just bizarre
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kate Evans Ace Combat I need you
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just finished Ace Combat 8 and holy shit Strangereal is so cooked. AC3 fully canon, embrace your corporate overlords, 1 million people dead so all the rest can be fed into the intercorporate wars.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ace Combat 8 asks the bold question of “what if the voice in your head wasn’t a lady who calls you studmuffin or a Cool Guy™️, but a schizo doomposter”
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who the fuck is defending him here
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been thinking about the Jacob Geller situation with the credible accusations of sexual assault on him and, while I have zero emotional attachment to the man and his videos, it’s got me thinking: What do we do with men like him as a society? Obviously on a personal level you unsubscribe…
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good!
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Prison forever for these people.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The weight of the past can drive significant shareholder value
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I genuinely cannot believe that mainline Nintendo game: Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave has explicitly canon mpreg in The Lore
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
good news, we will soon have a full database of the length and girth of every US servicemember
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
saw a very butch woman driving a prius today with a pair of bumper stickers today. One said "girl kisser" and the other was a just Leon S. Kennedy's face. He truly is for the girlies.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well looks like McConnell is still "alive" in the most literal sense of the word
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fucking of course it was
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The only thing more damning than seeing "Saw X movie" from Kojima is hearing him directly blame you for a game almost being cancelled.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
why is this homoerotic
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
good god man
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
there's a kid at my gym who wears this exact shirt (never talked to him) and I can't tell if he means it in massively transphobic way, a really cool way, or if he's one of those politically schizophrenic people driven insane by the revelations of the epstein files
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
only vaguely aware of who bitdizzy is but it feels like whining about their ban is violating posters bushido. you bring shame on their name by complaining about them getting slapped with the banhammer for actively wishing death on another user in their quotes
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Confused rn because apparently the term ludonarrative dissonance was determined to be cringe? Like 15 years ago???
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Honestly shouldn’t really be surprising Because a) there’s no way he’s physically capable of a physical relationship at this point and b) this is 100% the type of weird shit the culture that created Christian Domestic Discipline would produce. Evangelicals are genuine freaks unfit for society.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
sad that, with how fucked the industry is, none of his projects have come out in the last 8 years
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I write this email at least once a week. I cc Ibbi-Ilabrat. I warn them the sesame will die. Do they listen? No. Does Ibbi-Ilabrat respond to the email chain? No. Time is a flat circle. All that was is all that will be. Truly we are all cast mercilessly into the wheel of Samsara.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
we need to bring back height gap discourse, as a treat
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They should make it so beating the boss immediately bans the streamer for 24 hrs on the spot
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One of my favorite pieces of Old Discourse was over whether Persona 5 was misogynistic not because of how it thinks it’s fine for a high school boy to bang his teacher or doctor because he’s a guy, but because a presumably stable adult man was roleplaying as joker exploiting these women emotionally
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I enjoyed this. ordinaryabundance.com
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Ordinary Abundance
A walk through a modern apartment, through the eyes of the people for whom everything in it was new.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Skyrim is mid. Zelda games besides BOTW are mid. Metaphor Refantazio is mid. Persona 5 is much better but I just do not enjoy the press-turn combat. Every Battlefield after BC2 is mid at best. Planescape Torment is mid. Last of Us sucks. Assassins Creed is mid. Fighting games suck.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
true, but I want to because Harry Potter was always lame as hell when you could’ve read something like Eragon. Is it Star wars with Krull and dragons? Yes and that whips ass when you’re 12. It also has a major plot point be about the economic impact of magical automation on lace production.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When I think about the "excesses" of Woke 1.0, it's not the famous people. They basically all deserved it. It was the random people screamed off of tumblr or twitter in an act of cannibalistic infighting for innocuous bullshit (often fandom related) or instances of mass hysteria (think chili lady).
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Feel like we‘re due for some treats discourse. Maybe we can yell at each other about how “after the revolution there will be no bananas and you’re a treatler for thinking otherwise“ vs “shut the fuck up”
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
need to see more people buying the dept heaven ports so they'll actually make another one of these bizarre games
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Very pleased to announce to everyone that we WILL be having another 5 years of 3 Houses discourse
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
In the Cheap Shit vs. Good Shit discourse, I think a lot of people are forgetting that the quality floor on Cheap Shit has been raised DRAMATICALLY over the past decade or so. Yes there’s some crap out there, but odds are the cheap stuff is perfectly functional and durable.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Grigori is completely correct about the fundamental metaphysical structure of the universe and that an Arisen must fight and overcome him to challenge and defeat the Seneschal to keep the world turning. Just because you later find a different "solution" after he's dead doesn't that.
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Dragon's Dogma: Grigori's Fiery Terms
ALT: Dragon's Dogma: Grigori's Fiery Terms
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the only jimothy I recognize is jimothycool
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
ASTLIBRA Revision is $17.49 on Steam buff.ly/dPyBFVY Deck verified
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
can't believe I held off on playing Deltarune this long. What a fool I was.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
might fuck around and become a proponent of woke pmc stalinism as a solution to our political woes
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Brat training rural voters is my Woke 2.0
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Very bizarre that the president and commander in chief treats seeing combat footage like your creepy coworker sending it to him - that whiskey Pete is really into hard gore photos
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If there was a desert the accusation would stand, but without that this is just a generic series of frozen meals with a little branding
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Cleared Andross’ true form on my first run of the Star Fox 64 remake. This is very solid, especially if you got the $50 preorder price.
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Das @dasisonline.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Whining about “assimilation“ is some Woke 1.0 shit and we must move past ridiculous petty infighting in Woke 2.
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