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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'
Alt: Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
They all get 10 cups. There's just 3 extras in case they accidentally the spacecraft. The two tortillas are in case their burrito tears instead of having to start over.
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LayerOne Security Conference @layeroneconference.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
LayerOne 2026 registration is OPEN! Get your early bird tickets while they're hot at www.layerone.org/registration/ - if you missed it, Call for Papers is also open until April 10th - submit your awesome talk now! www.layerone.org/call-for-pap...
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Registration | LayerOne 2026
LayerOne Information Security Conference - May 23-24, 2026
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LayerOne Security Conference @layeroneconference.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Mark your calendars! LayerOne 2026 takes place on May 23-24, 2026 and will be back at the Pasadena Hilton Hotel. CFP, contests, and events details coming soon! If you'd like to sponsor the event, host a contest, please get in touch here or via contact@layerone.org!
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I'd like to dedicate the last 10 days of my life to @psswineford.bsky.social
A screenshot of the TVTime app open to Schitts Creek with all 6 seasons completed and confetti raining down
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Watching The Lord of the Rings in theaters in a post-Rise of Skywalker world be like:
"Somehow Palpatine returned" meme of Poe Damaron from The Rise of Skywalker, but with the caption "Somehow Sauron returned".
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Between DNS, cats, and the queer community, I feel nerd sniped by this. But it's an awesome idea and I'm excited to back it!
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Hell yeah, they're doing a Lord of the Rings theater event in January 2026. Tickets acquired 😎
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
My coworker got wiped out too. Waiting to hear back if either of you recover through the profile manager or something. Good luck!
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I asked corporate IT what the plan for the win10 EOL was... Apparently the squeaky wheel gets the win11 😭
Windows 11, version 23H2
Status: Downloading - 8%
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Just gonna keep tapping the sign* *𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
SAMALAMADINGDONG
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Episode 11 confirmed!!! Let's fucking goooooooo
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Not my project, but I would like to submit this bicycle with an attached weed whacker engine that I saw riding around my area.
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The blinky alpaca needs no justification! .... oh, nevermind 🤣
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I missed the chance to say possiblueities and I will forever regret it 😫
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This way you can update the flavor wirelessly. Well, not the actual flavor, cuz the flavor is blue and will always be blue. But you can update the name of the flavor. Blue raspberry today, blue watermelon tomorrow, blue coca cola the day after that. The possibilities are endless!
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Is this how the Spore Drive was discovered 🤔🤣
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Just got mine when I realized the countdown was all 0's but I could still order 😅
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
You can tell I'm good at CTFs because I can't remember how to boot my bespoke Kali install from last year so I'm reinstalling fresh for this year. Almost time for @layeroneconference.bsky.social wooooooooooooo!!
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Cannibal 🦙 @elcannibal.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Experience is just a bunch of mistakes in a trench coat.
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
There's still time! Register now!
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LayerOne Security Conference @layeroneconference.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The Intercept, a hardware hacking and reversing contest is back for 2025! Learn more about hardware and embedded security in this no-holds barred hacking competition! Full details at www.layerone.org/events/the-i... Register NOW before pricing goes up on May 1st: www.layerone.org/registration/
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
🤣
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
After years of my phone mount trying to kill me by suction cups or VHB tape failing, I decided to take drastic measures. 😄
Panel for Subaru vents and hazard button with newly attached RAM mount ballUnderside of panel with nylon lock nutPanel reinstalled in car with RAM mount arm and quad lock mag head
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Mmmmmmm, Ham..... 🤤
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LayerOne Security Conference @layeroneconference.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Learn how to pick locks - visit the LayerOne Lockpicking Village! www.layerone.org/learn-to-pic... CFP closing soon! www.layerone.org/call-for-pap... Registration is open! www.layerone.org/registration/
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Learn to pick locks at LayerOne 2025! | LayerOne 2025
LayerOne Information Security Conference - May 25-26, 2024
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Count me in!
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Well then... 😶‍🌫️
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Know the difference.
A tweet from user RB (@rbisrb) with the caption "A Huge Difference..." features a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy sitting at a desk with a serious expression, with the Ukrainian flag visible in the background. The text above reads "RUSSIAN ASS KICKER." The bottom panel shows former U.S. President Donald Trump making a pouty face. The text above him reads "RUSSIAN ASS KISSER." The meme contrasts Zelenskyy's stance against Russia with a critical portrayal of Trump’s relationship with Russia.
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Like a brother p-touch? Dymo? Rhino? With keypad? USB functions? Bluetooth? Desktop or handheld? Automatic or manual cutter? There's so many options!
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
🤣
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LayerOne Security Conference @layeroneconference.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
LayerOne 2025 in a few months! Call for Papers: www.layerone.org/call-for-pap... // Registration: www.layerone.org/registration/ // Hotel discounts: www.hilton.com/en/attend-my... More details coming soon! Please get in touch with us if you want to sponsor, host an event/village, or have questions!
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Call for Papers | LayerOne 2025
LayerOne Information Security Conference - May 25-26, 2024
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Mikel Jollett @mikeljollett.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT? Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
MAGA hypocrites.
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MAGA Politician Whines About His 'Preferred Pronouns' After Woman Purposely Misgenders Him During Hearing
My, how the tables have turned.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
1000% this
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 09/02/2025
Sharks but as shorks
illustration of some short sharks (shorks) 

featured are goblin, nurse, hammer, cookie cutter, whale, and great white
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
To all those saying "shouldn't we root out government inefficiency? What's wrong with DOGE?" a quick background on Constitutional law and why the WAY it is being violated exposes the true motives of the criminals:
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment. I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face. And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Although wondering how much longer we'll have the concept of consumer safety in this country...
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Product Recalls RSS feed?! Please and thank you!
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LayerOne Security Conference @layeroneconference.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Mark your calendars, LayerOne 2025: May 24-25, 2025 at the Pasadena Hilton. More details coming soon!
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
That sounds lovely! Even without the snow 🤣
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Mikel Jollett @mikeljollett.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Honestly rooting for Canada at this point.
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Jen the Tired RN @jenthetiredrn.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
With alt text: So much going wrong, so much to say. and all of it happening so quickly. The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it. And that is the real trick of the Imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident.
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davie @daschu117.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
👋
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