The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026New Business Idea: Princess Bride-themed fertility clinic called "Conceivable!" 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I'm staying at my sister's house and my nephew only has Dove for Men in the shower, so if i start agreeing with Joe Rogan, it's not me, it’s the body wash. 020
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 02/05/2026David Cone is brilliant. He's like a Gen X Phil Rizzuto. Instead of everyone's little buddy, he's everyone's smart athletic friend whose parents are like suburban teachers and has a shockingly good CD collection. Actually..I wonder if that's true. #yankees 120
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Officer, I did not steal that man's wallet. I redacted it from his coat pocket. 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Humans should be like dogs. Imagine just walking down the street and you get asked to be pet and when you give them permission they scratch your head and say "you're a good human." That is the world I want. 030
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I'm attending Collier County DEC's event, “Town Hall with David Jolly” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/colliercount...mobilize.usTown Hall with David Jolly · Collier County DECJoin Us for an Important Community Conversation The Collier County Democratic Party, in partnership with Go Blue Naples, invites you to a special Town Hall featuring former Congressman David Jolly. T... 010
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Thinking about starting a luxury toilet brand called Poop De Ville. 000
Reposted by The Ultimate WorrierThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2025STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it. 5033164310440
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Fact: Jimmy Kimmel did more to get people health insurance than any GOP member of any elected body in this country. deadline.com/2024/07/jimm...deadline.com‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Once Again Aims To Help Working Actors Get Health Insurance With New Casting NoticeJimmy Kimmel wants to help actors get health insurance with a new casting notice for his talk show 020
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I think it's time for Mike Judge to release Idiocracy 2: Return To Normalcy. 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I feel like this is a really important thing to share right now. thehill.com/homenews/adm...thehill.com 001
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 15/09/20251)After the Charlie Kirk disconnect (his mourners may have actually NEVER seen his more problematic statements due to the algorithm + echo bias),& Trump running amuck over the Constitution & human decency,it's time for a new approach. Pointing out the obvious is not working + will likely never work. 200
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Everything that Trump touches dies; has anyone checked on Scott Baio or Jon Voight? 100
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Dear @quantumfiber.bsky.social you are terrible. You cancelled my appt after telling me you were on your way. My building of 350 units will also be cancelling their contract with you and looking elsewhere and I will be reporting you for fraud to the local BBB and sharing this with @miamiherald.com. 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Today in Publix in ruby red Collier County, Florida. The Trump economy is real #wheresthecheesedonnie 020
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Due to the deliciousness of Cheetos, my 11 year-old and I have decided to rename he who shall not be named as “circus peanut.” Circus peanuts are disgusting, terrible for you, and of course, orange. 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I am not suggesting true open borders (nor has pretty much anyone despite what poison is being fed to people), nor am I suggesting not deporting truly bad criminals (and you know, maybe keeping some of those out of elected office while we're at it) but this is just pure unempathetic cruelty. 110
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 01/07/2025@lastweektonight.com 's Minor League baseball segments should be in the Smithsonian #gomoonmammoths 000
Reposted by The Ultimate WorrierTea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Trump has enabled approximately 30% of Americans to be cruel beyond redeemability. 711205256
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 19/06/2025The world sucks right now but there's art like this out there, so maybe, just maybe, we're all going to be ok? open.spotify.com/track/3oKmOe... #orvillepeckopen.spotify.comPapa Was a RodeoOrville Peck, Molly Tuttle, Golden Highway · Stampede · Song · 2024 010
Reposted by The Ultimate WorrierMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm. 9794547311123
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 10/06/2025"And Just Like that..." if jokes about "fakin' it" and the right to annoy your neighbors because you're wearing heels indoors is what @hbo.bsky.social is sharing as the previews, I cannot imagine how awful that show must be. #thewellisdry 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 05/06/2025So should I take the "I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy" magnet off my car now? #elonmusk #imsoconfused 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Do you think some campaign manager put up signs all around the Vatican “Sex! Now that I have your attention vote Pietro Parolin 4 Pope!” #conclave 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Why is @delta the only reasonable airline these days. Never flying @united to Chicago again even if it means a stop on Atl. Poorly informed gate agents means bad service means bad consumer experience. 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 26/03/2025SecDef Hegseth looks like the kind of guy who sends a dick pic in Santa hat to his roster to wish them a Merry Christmas. 010
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 25/03/2025They are now discussing chem-trails in the Florida state house. Congrats, Sunshine State…you are now Alabama. Looks like our lack of mental healthcare is a top-down problem #idiocracy. 010
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I have suffered the most Jewish injury ever. Sprained wrist during the hora while lifting the groom in the chair...and the chair broke. #AmericanHoraStory 010
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Me after sharing 2025 Lollapalooza line-up with Lennox: "I saw Lollapalooza on my 21st birthday. It was a tour back then. I saw Green Day and The Beastie Boys" Len: "Who are the Beastie Boys?" Me: "You don't know the Beastie Boys?" Len: "Of course not, I'm not old" Ouch. 020
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Remember music? Me too. For those of you looking for some good protest music, check out Jesse Welles. He's working his style off a rewrite of Dylan's "The Hurricane;" not a bad template to pull from. @jessewellesbsky0.bsky.social 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Is there any grosser example of conspicuous consumption than several motor condos being built in an area in desperate need of housing? #naplesfl 010
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 10/03/20251) I have worked under the threat of a layoff before; it's a brutal experience whether you get let go or not. The job I had was did not involve anyone else's life, wellbeing or healthcare. I cannot imagine what the people at the VA are feeling right now. 100
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Movie idea. Willy Wonka but it’s a poultry farm. 000
Reposted by The Ultimate WorrierWTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 16/02/2025We small businesses appreciate this 🙏🏻 3363198
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 02/02/2025i love Josh Hart so much..I love him so so very much. I want to be his best friend because he just seems like a good guy. and he always tries his hardest. @thenba.space #knicks 030
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I am enraged. He who shall not be named just blamed DEI for the plane crash. Not firing the head of FAA at the behest of Musk, or laying off 100 ATC. This is completely insane. He's making Joe McCarthy look like Ronald McDonald. I know, we should be used to this, but this is a new low... 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Any journos who follow me or follow people who I follow wanna do a piece on how Tesla's customer service has completely fallen since the election? 2 months to get an appt to fix something AND they just flaked on a mobile appt.. 010
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Watching week 2 of the #TGL. Much better. They should start making the holes really weird, like Mario Kart Style. Start putting up Rainbow fairways and floating space greens. 010
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025There are few things more satisfying that getting the lip balm out of your pants when you load them into the washing machine. 000
The Ultimate Worrier @darylberg.bsky.social · 09/01/2025There’s a delicious American restaurant I ate at in Albuquerque not too long ago. Best tacos in all of New America. 100
