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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m suddenly in the mood to play #MarvelHeroesOmega. Let me just fire up the ol’ Time Machine and travel back to 2017 before Gazillion Entertainment was forced to shut the servers off. And while I’m there I should probably buy some stock in Zoom. And slap the Oreos out of my younger self’s hands.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The only reason I'm still subscribed to #Disney+ is to make my streaming bundle $7 cheaper per month. I mean, why would a streaming service that owns IPs like #Marvel, #StarWars and the #Muppets produce actual television shows when they can just exist solely as a discount coupon for HBO Max?

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Blast! Blast blast blasting blast blast. Blasted blast blast blast. Blast blast blast! Blast blast blaster blasting blast blast. Blast. Blast. BLAST! 8.5/10 #Wolverine

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*BREAKING* Both Donald and Daffy Duck have announced they are also dropping from the Ed Sheeran tour.

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Donald Duck & Daffy Duck Piano Performance

ALT: Donald Duck & Daffy Duck Piano Performance

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I speak for everyone when I say that #IGN Reviews are the most accurate reviews of any site, person or non-person. If they deem a game worthy of a 6, it's definitively a 6 and all copies should be dumped into a landfill for an aspiring filmmaker to make a documentary exhuming it decades later.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

As a PlayStation fan, I have empathy for sports fans when their team wins Super Bowls and suddenly every snap of the ball results in a bunt runback hat trick off the goal post penalty kick and double bogey with the star player carted off the field directly through a wooden table for the 3 count.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Video Game Idea: Typical Semi Truck Driver—drive a semi and the worse you drive, the more points you earn. The goal is to occupy the fast lane, driving alongside 2 other semis going the same speed and see how long you can travel before the cars behind you begin flinging themselves over bridges.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think next year we should set a goal of having 100% of Sun Prairie’s roads under construction the entire summer and beat this year’s record of 96%.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

That #Silo finale. TV sold us the whole seat, but we only needed the edge. And a coffee table with beverage coasters for our jaws. And insert third funny thing here.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I vote we give @hughhowey.com the Vitamin D water and show him Silo seasons 1-3 just so he can experience that insanely awesome finale like the rest of us. And then we should give him an Emmy just to watch him get up on stage and have no idea why he’s there. Who's with me?

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Well… goodnight everyone. Time for me to get into my Silo™ Brand Cryotube until next July so I don’t have to WAIT A FULL YEAR to find out what happens in Season 4!!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to wash the cryo gel out of my TV pajamas? And who knows how many fabric softener dryer sheets?

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I invented a new drinking game. The rules are very simple. Just watch the @playstation.com State of Play and take a drink every time you see "Destiny 3" in chat. I died 37 minutes before the stream began.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

#Playstation State of Play predictions: • PSVR3 announced and abandoned • Knack VR (Quest Exclusive) • Twisted Metal VR (Quest Exclusive) • Marvel's Venom VR (Quest Exclusive) • Trailer for Destiny 4: The Search for Destiny 3 • 35 minutes of Wolverine including final boss battle and ending cinematic

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

That Badrock figure is pretty nifty. But... you know what would look super rad next to him on my desk, #RobLiefeld? Besides a stack of #BigBadToyStore gift cards, a plate of delicious tacos and a second stack of BigBadToyStore gift cards? Knight Sabre. And a second plate of tacos.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I did not go to school today. I did, however, sweat through a Cringer dress shirt on my way home.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

#CoyoteVsAcme almost being erased is why someone should strap David Zaslav to a cartoon rocket and launch him into orbit. Oh, what's he going to do? Stomp his feet, sell off all WB's amazing IPs to the most hated media corporation in the world or worst of all... change the app's name back to MAX?

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Wiley Coyote

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Did I put my money where my mouth is and see Coyote vs Acme opening weekend after years of posting #SaveCoyoteVsAcme? Yes. And did I single-handedly finish off an entire tub of popcorn before the previews were over? Yes. And did I quietly dab away tears with a moist buttery napkin? Also yes.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I feel like if I were to make a Venn Diagram of people who drive 70+ MPH in Beltline Flex Lane, people who absolutely refuse to use their signal when switching lanes in heavy traffic and people who talk with their mouth full... it would just be a circle. #Madison

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Do you have any idea how jarring it is to be jolted awake by your alarm out of a dream within a dream? On 1 hand, I'm glad that's not the #inception of Avengers Doomsday we'll be watching in December. But on the other hand, Gambit did have a lot of screen time. And on the 3rd hand, I'm awake, right?

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Why does the #algorithm keep torturing me by sending me one-sentence posts by people I don't follow with blatant spelling errprs?

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Brand New Day? More like Bland New Day, amirite? Who’s with me? Fooled you. That was a test. It wasn’t bland it was awesome! And I am making a list of everyone who fell for that and sending it to Kevin. You know who you are. #SpiderMan

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Purée this in a blender and pour directly into my eyes. The burning sensation means it's working. That or the Canadian wildfire smoke is back. #Gambit #Gambit #Gambit #Gambit #Gambit

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hey Siri, where is the nearest ShowBiz Pizza? Siri? Why is this typing to BlueSky? No, don't POST...

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I’ve got the #RockBand drums working again. I know, it might look like sorcery to have XBOX™ 360 instruments running on a PlayStation, but I assure you I have not dabbled in the black arts. Unless Etsy is black arts. Oh crap, did I accidentally become a sorcerer?

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

#StarWars Hot Take: The events of the 2 Ewok movies traumatized Cindel Towani into taking on the mantle of Captain Phasma. You cannot convince me otherwise. Just watching the opening sequence of Ewoks: The Battle for Endor multiple times as a child and I was ready to become Captain Phasma.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I just think back to when the Microsoft acquisitions were happening and the wise words of Dr. Ian Malcolm pop into my head: "Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming." Asha Sharma is the T-Rex in this analogy. In case that wasn't Crystal Pepsi clear.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Hey thanks, #Supergirl... I've had "The Middle" stuck in my head for a week now. And at this point, I'm really not sure everything, everything'll be alright. Alright.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Important Update: To counter the #PlayStation all digital announcement, I will now be going all physical. Please post your mailing address here to continue receiving my Bluesky posts. Act now before you lose access to my thoughts on:

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

#Supergirl was great, but about halfway through, I realized Lobo was just Beetlejuice after 10 years of snorting Nugenix off a prison weight bench.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

[Auto-generated message: Sadly, Darth Smurf X passed away early Thursday morning from a self-inflicted Sloppy Joe and cheddar cube overdose. He is survived by his loving wife, 2 cats, 2 dogs and a Garbage Pail Kids collection.]

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The next Toy Story, the toys have been purchased off eBay by a 48-year-old man and now sit on his office desk to watch him drink skin vibrating amounts of coffee, move a mouse cursor around, sigh deeply and then stare off into the standard 80s textured wallpaper contemplating the cruelties of life.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I had heard the dark, whispered rumors that #Wendys had ruined the Spicy Chicken Sandwich recipe, but nobody prepared me for the sheer level of disappointment I was about to experience. Even the soggy fries looked embarrassed.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Breaking Allergy Update: Due to the non-stop rain, mold tornadoes, relocating dusty pool noodles and refusing to give up my pure eagle-feather boas, my eyes have now gone full Judge Doom. I apologize in advance to #Disney, #LooneyTunes and Hanna-Barbera for any future attempts to dissolve Toon Town.

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Judge with Bulging Eyeballs

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Austin Powers will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

BREAKING: Insiders at XBOX™ reveal startling, completely true reason for the console's decline. In recently released, completely real documents, downward trends began when Microsoft canceled their immensely popular Game Room. Backlash was swift. According to my sources. Who are definitely real.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

AI Pro Tip 18: Always thank your AI when you finish your project. This will increase your chances of getting on the "Do NOT Disintegrate" list for when the AI apocalypse begins.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Okay. Whose turn was it to make sure I didn't eat an entire tub of #Marcus Palace Cinema popcorn last night? And why do my hands still feel buttery and delicious? Go see #DisclosureDay! And #He-man! And #Grogu! NOW!

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Work for XBOX™... straight to fired.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Cool. According to Microsoft's AI #Copilot, we need to open up a HELOC on our house just so we can afford enough cheese to feed 80 people at a graduation party. But do we think 2,400 lbs will be enough? Maybe we should get 3,600 just in case. I should check the weather before contacting the bank.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

95% of my feed now features renewing The Acolyte posts. Dreams really do come true.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Yeah. Seafood from the mall? Be sure to have Poison Control on speed dial.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

@playstation.com State of Play predictions: • PSVR3 announced/abandoned • Knack VR (Quest Exclusive) • Twisted Metal VR (Quest Exclusive) • Marvel's Venom VR (Quest Exclusive) • Destiny 4: The Search for Destiny 3 • 35 minutes of Wolverine including final boss battle and ending cinematic

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

When it’s #StarWarsDay and you’re working from home. Happy May the 4th.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Dear WebMD, I accidentally ingested a wheelbarrow full of Taco Bell. Am I about to die on the toilet?

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I've heard multiple stories of what Season 2 of #StarWars The Acolyte could have been and well... I've been disappointed since The Acolyte got canceled and this has made me redisappointed. Disappointeder? Disappointed²? #SaveTheAcolyte

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

It’s Thursday and I’m still laughing at Lunch #2. Well played, SNL writers. #SNL #SaturdayNightLive

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Isn’t it gross that we all know what a penny tastes like? Things I think about as soon as my head hits the pillow.

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Darth Smurf X @darthsmurfx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Wisconsin: Wearing flip-flops today, possibly snow-blowing tomorrow.™

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