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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms

@darthlemon.bsky.social
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solas apologist 27 y/o egyptian lizard🇪🇬🌙 games, silly romancies and classic lit bioware and star wars enjoyer 95% of the time I’m not serious 🔞I talk about ED recovery sometimes please don't follow if it triggers you💛 (She/They)

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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 3h
Eldamil: Take me with you, I'm not without power. Eldamil: -gets killed by a runt-
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 6h
I genuinely mean this. I cannot imagine a more bleak dystopian notion than the idea of all art being turned into slop designed to coddle my exact perceived intentions. The point of literature, film, music, and art is to be exposed to the interior lives of others. Who are these people.
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 4h
Kathutet: I want your service. Enide: *immediately gets on her knees* Kathutet: FREE MY XIVILAI ANAXES Enide: .... :(
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 4h
I hc that Enide is a total horndog for the Dremora so she was probably disappointed when Kathutet wanted actual service not the kind of service she thought
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 4h
I was picking flowers and he snuck up on me MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 4h
I mean why should we tell lemon anything when we can ghost her for 36 hours it'll pass lemon never gets mad right lemon
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 4h
flakey friend responded around midnight to tell me that -surprise- she's not coming today and maybe not tomorrow either like umm I gathered love but it was a 0:14 second voice note that you definitely had at some point of the day but fuck lemon i guess
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 4h
kinder bueno and lukewarm soda for breakfast 🤝
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 16h
So by the same population-adjusted framework, Israel has killed 11,417,045 Palestinians in Gaza since 10/7.
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 15h
Anyways I'll happily have only one irl friend whom I can safely make plans with because we are considerate of eachother's mental health and time Too bad this friend is currently in another whole ahh continent but better than nothing 🤝🏻
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 15h
(I know not all neurotypicals are like that I'm only talking about the ones hostile to neurodivergents 🫶🏻)
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 15h
-way of communicating registers as rude and disregards social norms." It's because this sort of neurotypicals hate that direct communication makes them realise how fucking inconsiderate they are thanks for coming to my tedtalk
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 15h
So I asked my sister what she thought of my flakey ass friend and she was like "oh my friend turns her phone off and tells us the day after the plan that she was tired it's okay" and it just hit that a good chunk of neurotypical people don't dislike neurodivergent people because their "direct-
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 17h
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 19h
My mother made a pizza with homemade tomato sauce that was simmered down for 12 hours and brushed with basil infused olive oil What was I even mad about?
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SpongeBob's Mysterious Ascension
ALT: SpongeBob's Mysterious Ascension
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 20h
Maybe you needed to call several times on the day after I told you I would come because you were scared I'm just as much of a flake as you are 🙃
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 21h
I'm tired and sad and my ibs decided to show solidarity 🤝🏻
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 21h
All I want is for someone to show a bit of consideration to me and my time. And all I get in return is people flaking out on me last minute and people being late for 2 hours just leaving me to wander about and people who don't even bother to tell if they are coming or not so I can plan accordingly
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 21h
SAY SO. I WON'T BE PISSED THAT YOU CANCELLED THE PLANS BUT I'M GONNA BE FUCKING PISSED THAT I CAN'T GET A YES OR NO TEXT FROM YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS.
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 21h
Lil rant because I'm pissed off now. If I make plans with you, and I told you I need to prepare beforehand and I need a confirmation and you choose to ignore me, you aren't a busy body you are a dick. A confirmation is a text that takes 10 seconds to type. If you think you can't make it JUST FUCKING
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SpacePrez @spaceprez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The craftsmen who bring joy to your life vs the money lenders who control everything and do no work
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If saudi kharabia has no haters I'm dead
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People would ask me why I hate saudi arabia despite being muslim and THIS.IS.WHY. They have spread their wahhabi poison for decades and when it's time to make profit they decided to sweep it all under a rug and try to make themselves seem progressive. FUCK THEM AND FUCK JK ROWLING FUCK THEM ALL
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Myles 🔞 Gogash’s dad @kingtycoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok I am not usually conspiracy brained but I’ve been saying for ages it’s WEIRD AS FUCK that the fucking dumbass hogwarts legacy game is constantly on sale or being given away for free and now this? Fucking weird
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All those instagram reels constantly shitting on Alyssa Liu for Trusova are made by racists and im not gonna elaborate
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sorry 🫂 She and her spouses were so profoundly evil I'm shocked the more I read about it
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh wow look at this pretty interesting 80s fantasy series written by a woman I should look her up she seems so coo- And the author is a child molester 😬
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate that genAI ruined otome games because now I can't just buy shit I keep thinking what if it's AI 🫩
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sorry my guy you didn't deserve that 🫂 people these days forget they can just disagree on things without entirely removing the person without explanation
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the bakery alley right next to the chocolate starfish
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need to get home im gonna baarrrffff
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My mother would always be like "Stop taking days off. You don't need two days off, take only one. Management would think you are too lazy" Meanwhile my supervisor: Don't you want a day off? You look like shit.
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IGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026
The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can I get my period without the crippling depression the migraines are enough
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man I hate my younger self so much
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 03/10/2025
Art by • John Wigley
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
eugh
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Spongebob: Fish Crawls from Krusty Krab
ALT: Spongebob: Fish Crawls from Krusty Krab
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
COMPLETE UTTER BULLSHIT AND IM NEVER FORGIVING THEM
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Um...
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reminds me of this guy's situation where I thought for years he was a 40 something silver fox and turns out he's 28 💀 he's baby like me 💀 but I guess being possessed by Loki would do that to a guy
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WHO FORCED MY CHILD INTO THE MINES I'M HAVING A WORD WITH MY FISTS (I haven't played the game yet 💀)
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Alfie Kohn @alfiekohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't judge how probable it is that AI will cause (or, more likely, be used by people to cause) a catastrophe. But for god's sake, can we debate this without anthropomorphizing? AI cannot cheat, "go rogue," "hallucinate," or be your friend. It doesn't have rights or a soul. It's fucking software.
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still can't wrap my head around coen being 19...that's a very rough looking 19 💀
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Am I despairing of life or will I get my period today
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just report the result WHY THE RESULT IS ASS IS YOUR GODDAMN JOB
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have handed in way too many disasters in a short span of time and I feel like a medieval enemy messenger awaiting decapitation
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good lord my innards are extra bonked today
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I’m displeased with my own country but any day when israhell gets crapped on is a good day to celebrate
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Darth Lemon🍂🍁🎃Twin Tribes brainworms @darthlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Happy 6th october aka “the war in which sinai was taken back from israhellies and yet historians claim it as victory for israhell, though I don’t know a “victorious” party still so salty about its lost land over half a century later.” 🧚🏻‍♀️✨
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