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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 10/10/2026

It's something showing up in desktop web browsers (Firefox/Windows for me). But it's not there on my phone.

screenshot of this convo from Firefox on Windows

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 29/09/2026

Note: don’t do this if you’re not in a position to do so.

Receipt of my Pizzamas order showing a total price of $681.37.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 29/09/2026

First day of Pizzamas means making pizza for dinner.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 04/09/2026

Hmm, interesting that I can make it go to Delaware if I choose mischief night, but I also only have the word mischief night because I watched Rocket Power as a kid. And still wrong about where I’m from.

Map from mydialect.us saying I talk like someone from Maryland

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 14/08/2026

Hi, I think this belongs to you. It just got thrown at me.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 11/08/2026

So the movie Godzilla vs King Ghidorah has the pre-mutated Godzillasaurus as a plot point. And it’s very clearly a theropod. But like if all the scientists back in 19th century had their models correct.

Godzillasaurus in Godzilla vs Kong Ghidorah

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 22/07/2026

I had a pop tart made from scratch at a local restaurant the other day.

A Snoopy Ted’s Tart from Ted’s Bulletin.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 19/07/2026

A farm boy kisses his sister and joins a group of terrorists.

Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 16/07/2026

It sucks when the family dog that was a puppy when you moved out dies, but it really sucks when it's also your girlfriend's birthday and you've got to put on a bit of a happy face.

A picture of Bella, a yellow lab and a good girl.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 26/06/2026

4x3.fun June 26, 2026 166 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟨🟨

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 24/06/2026

As a reminder, to the British, biscuits means cookies. And what we call biscuits, they don't really have, but the closest they've got is scones. So I'm not sure what they have that could explode like that.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 22/06/2026

Congrats to Pennywise and Babadook.

a cartoon of Pennywise the Clown kissing the Babadook while holding a pride flag.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 19/06/2026

4 × 3 150 points • 0 mistakes 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟪🟪

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 13/06/2026

I feel like that last one is not common knowledge

Results from the 4x3 the previous user did.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 14/05/2026

That’s the rule. That’s the goal *now*.

Jeremy Culhane on Saturday Night Live doing an impression of Tucker Carlson.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 14/05/2026

Survivor fandom tonight:

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 06/05/2026

That's what this shirt is for.

A Pizza John shirt with the caption Yes, I get the joke, but WHY?

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 27/04/2026

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

A photo of Richard Nixon giving a speech captioned with what he was saying, "Well, I'm not a crook."

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 11/04/2026

Got my @hankgreen.bsky.social CDs from @dftbarecords.bsky.social, but since I don’t have CD player anymore beyond some retro game consoles, I ripped them to a proper format: iPod Classic

A photo of an iPod Classic playing A Song About Anglerfish by Hank Green

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 07/04/2026

So if Apollo 8 had Earthrise, is this Earthset?

Earthrise, a photo of the Earth rising above the Moon taken during Apollo 8.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 20/02/2026

It’s perfectly cool dinosaur.

A picture of Apex, a Stegosaurus skeleton at the American Museum of Natural History. Photo taken by me.

The thagomizer on the tail of Apex, a Stegosaurus skeleton at the American Museum of Natural History.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 18/02/2026

of COURSE there’s a technology the left is excited about

A machine called a banana loca that cores out a banana and then lets you inject a filling into that core.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 26/12/2025

@vaultdisneypod.bsky.social Mr. President, two more Yule Logs have hit Disney+.

A picture of a Christmas tree over text saying "Disney Grand Californian Hotel & Spa Yule Log"

An animated fireplace over text that says "The Simpsons Yule Log".

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 18/10/2025

Pretty sure it’s Tattoo via blocklists.

South Park portrayal of JD Vance as Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 02/10/2025

At this point, you could probably get a used iPhone 13 mini for not too much, and that will be actually slightly smaller, and a significant upgrade. Also included iPhone 17 size in the comparison:

Picture comparing the size and weight of iPhone 13 mini, iPhone 8, and iPhone 17.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 23/09/2025

Well, that was a roller coaster.

Meme of Henry Kissinger from a scene in The Simpsons where he had dropped his glasses in the toilet and thinks “no one must know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris peace accords.”

The text on the meme says “no one must know I read a book about Star Wars. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris peace accords.”

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 12/08/2025

I barely have pics from that day. But for the purposes of the challenge, they are my last pics from being in DC, even though I’ve been there more recently for Nationals games.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 08/08/2025

So with socks, I get the idea of them as a monthly subscription, but with underwear, that doesn’t wear as fast for me. I buy underwear once every few years, and usually more due to changes in weight than because the underwear wore out. 1/2

Screenshot of an email from Hank Green saying:

Hello it is Hank!

RESTART THE COUNTER, WE ARE DOING A NEW THING.

There is a very good chance that the most technologically advanced thing you are wearing right now is your underwear. Making really good underwear…like, truly great…great fitting, absurdly soft, delightfully weird undies is HARD.

Some of you might have bought our first attempts here and I think we got a lot right, but we also learned a bunch from your feedback and we basically had to decide between a few options:
Give up (always an option!)
Learn a lot more about underwear
Partner with someone who knew more than us…perhaps even someone responsible for a good number of the underwear in my very own house.
Everyone, today, we are announcing MeUndies x Good.Store!

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 10/07/2025

The average person takes zero cakes. Lex Luthor, who took forty cakes is an outlier. And that's terrible.

An entry for the word forty in The Super Dictionary, that shows Lex Luthor running away with forty cakes. There is a caption that says:

When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 21/06/2025

It’s basic because it’s Tyrannosaurus, but T. rex is such a cool dinosaur. Like just look at it.

Tyrannosaur skeleton on display at American Museum of Natural History in New York City.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 13/06/2025

Recent grabs: * The Sunset Tree, Tallahassee, and All Hal West Texas - The Mountain Goats (they had a sale) * The Green Album - Various Artists covering Muppets songs * The Machine Still Kills Fascists - Dropkick Murphys playing Woody Guthrie songs * Dude Ranch - Blink-182

A picture of a record player playing the album This Machine Still Kills Fascists by the Dropkick Murphys.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 11/06/2025

Post a ten year old picture of yourself.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 05/06/2025

Alien vs. Predator (2025). Whoever wins... we lose.

The poster for Alien Vs Predator (2004), but with Elon Musk photoshopped in place of the alien, and Donald Trump photoshopped in place of the predator. The photoshop is done poorly.

There is a tagline, from the original poster that says whoever wins... we lose.

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Joe @darthjoey91.dftba.social · 05/06/2025

After 2 hours of in line, and then another hour setting it up, now I can finally play Nintendo Switch 2, when this game finishes downloading in 17 minutes.

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