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Jeremy H

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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The picture that I took, seeking sympathy from my wife and daughter who wisely skipped:
An endless, unmoving crowd of people at today’s Broadway Flea Market
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Daisy?… Daisy Duke?
Enterprise D cargo bay that is storing containers and Not-Irish-But-Very-Irish refugees from the episode “Up The Long Ladder”. I think their issue is resolved at the end of the episode when Riker agrees to marry Daisy Duke, but it’s been a few years since I’ve seen this one.
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What we all love Green Lantern for: the gritty True Detective crime drama of it all.
Showrunner Chris Mundy sat down with EW this week to speak about the show, which adapts the “Green Lantern” comics into a gritty “True Detective”-style drama series involving a murder in the American heartland.
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Wife asked me why I got a 3D printer, so I printed out a Rock-topus, and luckily it’s a big printer, because I have to live in there now.
A 3D Printed octopus toy that has the head of Dwayne Johnson
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Saturday Night Live skit where Andy Samberg & Maya Rudolph play a couple who discovered the concept of castrati, with their son, Ariana Grande.
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Their YouTube “release”, too. It’s a whole campaign. At least call it what it is: A Font Reveal
Screenshot from Paeamount’s YouTube video that is titled “Sonic The Hedgehog 4 | Title Reveal” showing that the revealed title is “Sonic The Hedgehog 4”
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
“HONEY! Honey! Do you remember who else was in that movie we watched with Aaron Eckhart?” “Yeah, it was him and…
My YouTube suggestions, which includes the trailer for “Deep Water (2026)” that according to the text formatting, stars Aaron Eckhart and Sharks
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just started watching Ken Burns’ American Revolution and they have Paul Giamatti reading John Adams’ correspondence which is AWESOME, because… well, you know.
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Took an ORTBO to Dieter Eagan Memorial Forest to see the tallest waterfall on the planet. Praise Kier!
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Remove a letter. Ruin a movie. (1st Letter Edition) Oldeneye Hostbusters Aws One With The Wind and finally: Ocky
A picture of Occy from The Snorks. I’d never looked up the spelling and always assumed it was Ocky and will not change my joke 40 years later because of something as stupid as “how it’s actually spelled.”
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The Comeback
Poe Dameron, where he says “Somehow, Palatine returned…”
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
No, Amazon. You are!
An Amazon captcha that was given to me that is using scribbled versions of the letters A N C U N T, in that order.
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
STOP THE PRESSES!! BIG NEWS!!
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
“Hang on, nowhere in that column do I ask “has the handover already failed?”…
Picture of ESPN Australia article headline that says “The Hinkley-Carr conundrum: Is Port’s coaching handover already failing?” by Rohan Connolly
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
When you can’t quite spell the urgency, but you know you need it:
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I still had Twitter on a back page of my iPad, so I opened it just to see, and realized the complete lack of AFL updates that I see now. There’s a season coming! So I e-mailed my Port Adelaide/PAFC rep to ask about why Twitter is still their main place for information (Alt Text provided):
An e-mail that I sent to Port Adelaide Football Club in response to recognition for being a supporter/member for five years. It reads: 

Hi Port Adelaide,

Why is Twitter/X still being used by this club that respects other races enough to change its name multiple times per year, amongst other respects paid? I quit using the platform owned by the man who does Nazi salutes, so I’ve been seeing almost no updates about the upcoming AFL/PAFC season. I can’t be the only one either. Get your social team posting to BlueSky ASAP, or you’re going to lose some of us to apathy.

-Jeremy, International Supporter
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Not sure that I’ve ever been more angry than I am right now… Bought based on that left side. Yummmmmm… Sunscreen!!!
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Daughter got a Polaroid for Christmas and took this of me feeding her hamster. All that I see is me Blair Witching.
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Thunda, the Port Adelaide Power mascot and accompanying bandages/plasters/band-aids. A VERY Merry Christmas, indeed.
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
I would watch this show if it was actually about Kelsey Grammer battling for America.
TV program guide for show called “Kelsey Grammer’s Historic Battles For America”
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Have you no decency, @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social? I imagine even Spock cringed and rolled his eyes a bit between panels. Bravo.
Part of Star Trek comic written by Chris Cantwell with the dialogue “Hydraulic compression systems for dilithium mining. Pretty boring.”
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
This is one of the best defenders in the league. Not, as you might assume, someone who trains during montages of Kenny Loggins or Survivor music in an 80s action movie. I urge you to watch some playoff aussie football next weekend, but those times are definitely not your times.
Schedule of next weekend’s first round playoff match-ups in the AFL (Australian rules Football League) next to a picture of Darcy Moore, Key Defender for Collingwood who looks like and appears to be posing like a Rocky villain, or at least a young Expendable.
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
If you ever offer me a seat on a chair like this, I will react as though you told me to have a seat on the ground, because that’s what you did.
The worst Adirondack-looking chair made of strips of wood that looks awful and uncomfortable. Possibly created by the Marquis de Sade.
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Jeremy H @darthjer.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
My high school career:
Screenshot of Blue Sky administrative account stating “The “Popular With Friends” feed is temporarily disabled and will be back soon.”
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